With all the annoyance caused by the barking moonbats of the Hollywood left protesting the war (or even worse – doing their version of “supporting the troops”), I sometimes wonder if the terrorists have this problem.
I have this mental image of freshly-bathed, cleanly-shaven men dressed in business suits & shiny shoes, carrying neatly-lettered signs while standing out of the way of both automobile and pedestrian traffic. I can just imagine what slogans they would use to undermine terrorist morale…
- The Koran says that Muslims can’t lick Bush!
- No blood for Sharia!
- We support our terrorists when they blow up their Imams!
- War is unhealthy for children and other living things that the Prophet Mohammed had sex with!
- Bush is a terrorist – and much better at it than you!
- What if they held a war and nobody came? The insurgency STILL wouldn’t stand a chance, that’s what!
- Cowardly tools of Iran! Why are you licking Ahmadinejad’s boots? Tastes great, or less filling?
- Suicide bombing is stupid! Americans can make munitions faster than we can make babies!
- The insurgency’s plan:
1) Set off IED’s
2) ????
3) Caliphate! - America sees more from a satellite than Allah can protect from Heaven!
- Peace now!
Stop the war!
Buy some whiskey!
And a whore!
I really hope the US wins,
’cause they let me have my sins! - Better to live in Guantanamo than die in an airstrike!
- Either learn to say “I surrender!” in English or “I’ve been hit!” in Arabic!
- Car-bombing citizens to win popular support is like screwing for virginity!
- Iraq today: Bush’s Vietnam
Iraq tomorrow: Bush’s Hiroshima
Wonder what the sunbat version of Daily Kos would be like?
* The insurgency’s plan:
1) Set off IED’s
2) ????
3) Caliphate!
STUPID Pu$$Y insurgents!
The sunbat version of the Kos would probably read an awful lot like IMAO.us, only with WAY more cursing and no Aquaxanthous.
* The insurgency’s plan:
1) Set off IED’s
2) ????
3) Caliphate!
Nice South Park>/em> reference, Harv.
I wish I could have sloga #4 translated into Arabic, and on a T-shirt.
//Either learn to say “I surrender!” in English or “I’ve been hit!” in Arabic!//
Yeah, Harvey! HELL YEAH!
Sunbats would get Algore to rant and grunt about how twelfth century life was so much nicer to the environment and …….. oh, wait, he’s doing that now.
Harvey,
Well written, well researched and well done.
God Bless you and Allah damn them–
Wait, you’re an Atheist.
Okay, um––..
Never mind. But damn good post!
Wally – it’s ok, I always accept blessings in the
spirit in which they’re offered.
I may be an atheist, but I’m not a rude atheist. 🙂