Still no word on the T-shirt or WEleadership, but the WEtards HAVE asked for suggestions for making their stupid propaganda commercials:
Suggest the next Unlikely Alliance
You may have seen the ads already. Nancy Pelosi and Newt Gingrich. Al Sharpton and Pat Robertson. Complete opposites. But there they are, together, on a couch. Addressing climate change brought them together.
Now it’s your turn to come up with the next pairing for the couch. Tell us what famous pairs would motivate the rest of America to put aside differences to solve the climate crisis.
Click here to watch the ads and nominate the next “Unlikely Alliance.”
Think of two people who may be polar opposites, but might agree on the need to solve the climate crisis, like Newt and Nancy or the two Reverends have. Who are the two people who, if they came together on this issue, would stop people in their tracks and make them say, “If they can agree on this, so can the rest of us.” Who are the two politicians, sports stars, actors or business people who, if they joined together, could help us reach millions?
We’ll feature breakthrough suggestions on our site, and invite them to join our campaign. You may even see them on the TV screen!
Glad to help:
- Jeremiah Wright and David Duke.
- The Olson twins and unvomited food.
- Clint Eastwood & Spike Lee
- Kos & McCain’s teeth.
- Amy Fisher and Mary Jo Buttafucco.
- Dan Rather and an IBM Selectric typewriter.
- Hillary and Monica
- Mac & PC.
- John Edwards & a Cost Cutters stylist.
- Al Gore and hard science.
Any other happy couples?
I can’t remember their names, but many of the righty blogs had a video of some cute little kids singing the National Anthem a few weeks ago.
Them and Prussian Blue.
(Prussian Blue being two, cute-as-buttons, little girls who sing white supremacist songs, they wear t-shirts with a smiley face with Hitler moustache and Hitler hair).
I have the perfect couple, but the commercial HAS to be filmed before a live audience of WEtards, preferably a stadium full of them:
Matter and Anti-matter
Hillary and a non-crying child or a priest/rabbi.
McCain and Ronald Reagan
George Bush and fiscal restraint
Toyota Prius and usefulness
A good-looking girl like SarahK and a skinny leprochaun like FrankJ.
Zombie Reagan and a statue of Stalin.
Keith Olbermann and any non-insane human;
Andi Sullivan and Michelle Malkin;
Abu Mazen and a counterterrorist.
John Kerry and the Swiftboat Veterans. Obama and typical white people. Michelle Obama and any nice, happy, well adjusted person.
Jimmy Carter and Barry Goldwater (there are no greater opposites!)
OK, it’s only hypothetical since Carter is dead.
Hillary and an exorcist
RON PAUL!
Zombie roosevelt and the real stalin.
Oh wait – that one isn’t hypothetical, that one actually happened.
Eric Cartman and a passel of hippies
Crazy Horse and George Custer
Nicole Ricthie and a Double Quarter Pounder with cheese
Clay Aiken and Slayer
Captain Kirk and TJ Hooker
Jennifer and Angelina
A KKK member and anyone from a minority group.
A hippie and a gun-toting, bible clinger.
John Edwards and Donald Trump (but just film their hair).
Helen Thomas & objectivity
Instapundit & a hobo with a cute puppy
John Edwards & a woman
Mike Tyson & Tom Metzger
OJ & wanton murder. Oh wait…
Ron Paul & the American presidency
AlanABQ & a tofu dinner
Alien and Predator
Hey – it’s a make belive problem it should have make believe spokespeople…ummm…spokescritters.
Today’s Obama, and tomorrow’s Obama
If we are talking opposites, it should be “John Edwards & Fred Thompson (really, any man would do, even Frank J :D)”.
In any case, my submission would be:
* Al Gore and a climateologist
john bolton and kofi annan
mike pfleger and pretty much any other catholic priest
Ted Kennedy and Mary Jo Kopechne
Thom Hartmann and Rush Limbaugh
When I see this I will sell everything i own and give it all to AlGore
and the game “Clue”
Michelle Malkin and Geraldo Rivera
Bill O’Reilly and Keith Olbermann
Jay Leno and David Letterman
That should be — Any Hollywood celebrity and the game Clue.
Any faggot and ussjimmycarter!
Now, that’s funny right there. I don’t care who you are.
Why not go for the ultimate pairing – Jesus Christ and Hillary Clinton!
The Lakers and the Celtics. Go Boston!!
This thread cracks me up.
Don’t forget:
Barry Manilow and Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Barry Manilow and Gene Simmons (I woulda said Ted Nugent, but Nuge eats WEtards for lunch; he’d never agree)
Rosie O’Donnell and Elizabeth Hasselbeck
Tom and Jerry
Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote
Ann Coulter and Joy Behar
Paul McCartney and Heather Mills
The Donald and Rosie?
Or to continue the made up spokes people for a made up problem idea, why not Daffy Duck and Donald Duck? That one even has the black vs white angle!
Lets get offensive!
The Irish & sobriety
Adolf & Anne
OK, sorry.
Jared & Quiznos
Silly Rabbit & A box of Trix
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in a three-way with Porky the Pig and Morrissey (Good luck getting any sleep tonight after that visualization…)
Michael Moore and Ben Stein
Brian Williams and Shephard Smith
Michelle Obama and Phyllis Schafly
Rosie Odonnell and Laura Ingraham
Sponge Bob and Bugs Bunny
Daid Archuletta and Tommy Lee
IMAO and the Daily Kos
I’m sure I have more…..
Might as well go fictional, since a little CGI and/or video splicing would be cheaper than filming live action:
Agent Smith & Neo
Jar Jar & Emperor Palpatine
Frodo & Gollum
Bugs & Elmer
Sylvester & Tweety
Indiana Jones & Toht
Admiral Adama & Gaius Baltar
Dudley Do-Right & Snidely Whiplash
And one more:
a liberal and anyone with a sense of humor
I like the themes presented on this awesome thread-
Paul “Muad’Dib” Atredies & Baron Vladimir Harkonnen
Priory of Sion & Opus Dei
The Koran & Historical fact
Alanis Morissette & that ever elusive kudo
BryanW (#2) WINS!!!
Andrew Hamilton, James Madison, or John Jay (the authors of the Federalist Papers) and any member of the Democratic party
Frederick Douglass and Jessie Jackson
Abraham Lincoln and Lani Guinier
Hillary Clinton and Holy Water
Bill Clinton and the Truth
Barney Frank and Normal Sex
Al Franken and Comedy
John McCain and Ronald Reagan
Nancy Pelosi and any remaining Botox on the Planet
Rosie and Attraction
Oprah, Dr. Phil, Ellen, Reality TV, MSNBC, NBC News, CBS News, ABC News, CNN News, FOX News and Anything I want to watch
Dave Mustaine and Kirk Hammett
Nathan Gale and any Pantera fan
Israel and Iran
Gloria Steinem and Beverly LaHaye
Murphy Brown and Dan Quayle
Bush Senior and Bubba Clinton (oh wait, they’ve already done stuff together…take THAT image, #28 😉
Sanity and Liberalism
Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards
Coke and Pepsi
Dominos and Pizza Hut
Democrats and Republicans (wait never mind…indistinguishable)
New York Times and Drudge
Clay Aiken and a woman (oh, I’m sorry I went there…still love ya Clay)
Hippies and the NRA
Fred Thompson and Ron Paul
Code Pinko and the US Armed Forces
Right-to-Lifers and NARAL
Tobey Keith and The Dixie Chicks
U.S. Army and U.S. Navy (brother was in the Army)
Superman and Bizzaro
Kirk and Piccard
Red Sox and Yankees
Celtic F.C. and Rangers F.C.
Oh in line to what #24 said “BEAT L.A.!!!!!”
oh and one more:
the Irish and the English
Jeremiah Wright and Ward Cleaver
Oh hell why not
Michelle Obama and June
Wii and PS3?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jm7_Tu9L4BY&feature=related
Cindy Sheehan and Ann Coulter
Optimus Prime and Megatron.
Batman and Joker.
Samus Aran and Omega Ridley.
Ted Rall and tact.
Frank, these comments were in the bit bucket for the longest time! Nice to see them back.
Michael Moore and Rosie McDonalds
(Not like they are opposites or anything, I just want to see the couch that can handle that kind of tonnage.)
FrankJ and a completed Hellbender
Frank J and a Monkey
#48-
Let’s hope that never happens; the resulting gravity well created by such a union of massive dense bodies could prove to be more dangerous than anything CERN can come up with.
How bout:
Kos and anyone from Blackwater
Marilyn Manson and Dolly Parton
John Edwards and testicles
Ahmadinejad and bacon
Jerry Seinfeld and Newman
T.O. and Donovan McNabb or Jeff Garcia
PETA members and NRA members
Michael Vick and Scooby Doo
Michelle Obama and any patriotic american
Bill Gates and Richard Stallman
Dennis Kucinich and President Bush
Michael Jackson and any adult, well proportioned woman.
A polar Bear and a baby Seal