Top Ten Controversial Supreme Court Decisions

There have been a number of controversial Supreme Court decisions this year other than Heller. Here they are in properly numbered order.
TOP TEN CONTROVERSIAL SUPREME COURT DECISIONS
10. The 1st Amendment does not protect your right to talk like a pirate.
9. Godfather III is actually a pretty good movie if you take it on its own merits and don’t compare it to the previous two.
8. It’s completely Constitutional for a Justice to hit whomever he wants with his gavel, so watch your mouth.
7. If a cyborg cop punches into your chest and rips out your heart, it’s not an illegal search and seizure as long as he shows it to you while it’s still beating.
6. There’s nothing in the Constitution that would imply a restriction on setting hobos on fire.
5. Though we know it when we see it, that doesn’t mean that when we know it we’re done seeing it.
4. Execution by pit of doom is permissible because, while it may be cruel, it’s certainly not all that unusual.
3. You have to pay us more. It says that somewhere in the 14th.
2. It violates the 1st Amendment to compel people to rephrase answers in the form of a question.
And the number one controversial Supreme Court decision this year…


If you didn’t want Justices to show up to Court drunk, you shouldn’t have passed the the 21st Amendment.

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  1. Punching hippies is actually encouraged by the Second Ammendment of the Consistution. After all, the right to keep and bear arms includes the punched arms of hippies that have been torn off by a neighborhood dog (yours) after being punched for stinking and looking ugly. Afterwards, they have the right of immediate habeaus corpus – also protected by the Consitution – to another local: the city dump.

  2. 9. Godfather III is actually a pretty good movie if you take it on its own merits and don’t compare it to the previous two.

    My girlfriend says it’s the best of the series. I wouldn’t go that far, but I’d agree with the ruling.

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