Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Left behind on the moon by Apollo 11…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
Left behind on the moon by Apollo 11…
…a carbon footprint.
and it was NOT in the form of a used-up Marlboro.
…sign reading… THIS SPACE FOR RENT
a large wooden badger
The American flag. Oh wait, that was Mars, right Sheila?
Poohenge
A large billboard reading…. Get off Uranus… come back to the moon.
Left behind on the moon by Apollo 11…
I’m not saying it was Aliens but… actually, it was Aliens because it was extraterrestrial.
Left behind on the moon by Apollo 11…
a proto Moon sign.
… a post-Buzz depression.
Left behind on the moon by Apollo 11…
Buzz’s toiletry kit.
Left behind on the moon by Apollo 11…
The very first sign!
Sorry, that honor went to Bob B
But I did employ alien day laborers…
…but did you pay $15 an hour that’s the question?! Huh? Did you?!
One small poop for a man… One large sewer for moonkind.
I heard Buzz Aldrin dropped his space suit and did a #2 in a crater pit!
…and now there’s a footprint with some sheets of toilet paper streaming off it.
…I hate to disagree, but I heard he used moon rocks to wipe with ..a trick he learned from the backwoods of New Jersey.
A shrimp and a slice of toast.
Brian Williams
AT least that’s HIS story…
…”woke” Neil Armstrong…
…the seeds of our destruction…
…Jimmy Hoffa…
…a box containing Michigan J. Frog
…the true identity of JFK’s killer.
…the Moon, minus a few rocks and some dust.
Left behind on the moon by Apollo 11…
ten million dollars and if you wire Buzz Aldrin one thousand dollars right now to help him unlock the proper accounts he will send you 100 thousand dollars.
…the evidence from the Kelner case.
He was innocent!
…the motor running.
…were a couple of low mileage pit woofies who they helped build a memory.
…a memorial plaque for Russell Casse…
Left behind on the moon by Apollo 11…
…that annoying little stowaway who was drinking all the Tang.
Left behind on the moon by Apollo 11…
Kubrick’s director’s chair.
…a box of “nature” magazines and an unfinished letter, started “Dear Penthouse…”
…two M16s, 1911s and a whole bunch of ammo.
…a Texaco roadmap with a big X on the Moon.
rachel maddow’s “i’m gonna need to see your manager” haircut, with a side order of crocodile tears.
Bacon! for that description of Maddow’s hair