People Who Know Someone With Diminished Capacity Are Too Sympathetic To Mock Biden
Those Who Do Not Suffer Fools Gladly: Not Suffering Him Gladly
Those Who Don’t Tolerate Gropers and Pathological Liars Have At Him
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Hong Kong Renamed “Bizarro Berkeley” as U.S.-Flag-Waving Protestors Denounce Communists
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In Today’s Comics Section: “Doomsday Clock” Watchers Team Up With Climate Doom Prophets To Predict Something or Other (Vintage Reruns)
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Millennial Scientist Announces Cure For the Common Chill
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World Scientists Question Term “Millennial Scientist”
Oxymoron Society Consulted
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“The Rumors of My Death Have Been Greatly ‘Ex’ Actuated” — Humus-ist Mark Twain
Future headline from Dems 2031: Although the world didn’t end like we predicted due to Man-made Global Warming we are making a bill to pay reparations to all the Geniuses who took out End-Of-The-World life insurance policies 12 years ago.
You misspelled “Mann-made-up Global Warming”
Ooops…I heard back in the 90’s Biden was calling it Mannix-Made-Global-Warming.
World to end in 10 years.
(Repeat every year)
Then I guess we better make a stand.
How about some end tables?
I got no time for that, I’m goin’ to Nebraska to see Mother Abigail!
I’ve never heard it referred to that way before.
Bacon!