Straight Line of the Day: Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like…
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I Think Joe Biden would be a shoo-in for President is he became a conehead. He sorta looks like a conehead already but going full CH would help to explain a lot of his idiosyncrasies and mannerisms.
I Think Joe Biden would be a shoo-in for President is he became a conehead. He sorta looks like a conehead already but going full CH would help to explain a lot of his idiosyncrasies and mannerisms.
… one of the Four Horsemen.
… the Tasmanian Devil, when asked a question about his qualifications.
… Daffy Duck in Wabbit Season.
… a guy who’d hang out at bars with Hillary and a duck.
…a composite of all of them.
Including Shemp.
… General Jack D. Ripper, without the whimsy.
…. Hedley Lamarr without all the humanity.
… that police lieutenant in Die Hard — promoted to Vice President.
… Charles Foster, but on the Caine.
…a walking, talking Qtip.
…Professor Irwin Corey.
… “Coach” on Cheers, without the firm grounding in reality.
Charlie Brown kicking the football
The teletubbies…
Unintelligible, unbelievable, annoying and no connection to the real world.
…the hammer Moe whacks the other two on the head with, only not as smart.
…wait…he wasn’t one one the stooges? I swore he was one of the forgettable ones.
-Oh, that was Joe Besser
Actually Biden’s more forgettable.
As corrupt as he is Old Joe is still a Tammany Hall politician. His current crop of collegues are another matter. They are Stalin like evils.
… the Scarecrow, if he only had a brain
…the fourth Amigo. The one who always hurt himself when he grabbed his crotch.
… Taggert.
… Going through a little Walrus withdrawl . . .
Sorry, playing golf and dinner out today.
“Golf, golf, golf! Is that all you ever do? Gimme half your money!”
— Ex-or-future-wife
That’s why I’m single.
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like…
someone not intentionally trying to be funny.
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like…
a plate of spaghetti.
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like…
the 5 stages of grief.
One of the twenty stooges (or ever how many are running for the Socialist Party nomination).
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like…
a labradoodle.
…but, without a labradoodle’s intensity of focus!
…a guy I work with. He can talk, talk, talk, talk, but no one takes him seriously.
Joe Biden is not like one of the Three Stooges. He’s more like…
Corn Pop’s slow witted comedy relief sidekick. Huntz Hall comes to mind.
…a cadaver, just not as charming.