On Twitter, someone started the hashtag #LiberalismIn4Words where we made fun of liberals, and it quickly became a worldwide trending topic. Liberals tried to start a #ConservatismIn4Words hashtag, but then conservatives took that over and dominated it with positive stuff. For some reason, conservatives have been dominating Twitter, overtaking any hashtags Democrats or the left try to use. My guess is the reason conservatives are so dominant on Twitter is that it’s a medium that allows people with little free time to participate — and conservatives are much more funny and clever than liberals; they just don’t have as much free time.
Anyway, here were my entries.
LIBERALISM IN FOUR WORDS
* Charitable with other’s money.
* Intentions trump actual results.
* Make every city Detroit.
* Want freedom, not responsibility.
CONSERVATISM IN FOUR WORDS
* Don’t tread on me.
* Caring don’t pay bills.
* Whining never solves anything.
* Public servants, not rulers.
In God We Trust
Don’t Taze Me Bro.
It’s for the children.
Don’t tread on me.
Eat what you kill.
God. Country. Duty. Honor.
Cease thinking before speaking.
LIBERALISM IN FOUR WORDS:
* You rich, me take
* Objective truth doesn’t exist
* Free everything for everybody!
* More spending fixes everything
* Equalization through equal bringdownyness
* Misogynist? Rapist? That’s OK!
* Equalization through equal debauchery
* We tread on you!
* In Government We Trust
* Fear, Loathing, Jealousy, Hatred
* All conservatives are Nazis!
* Siilence! We’ll decide that!
* By any means possible
CONSERVATISM IN FOUR WORDS:
* Liberty through superior firepower
* Creating, not spreading wealth
* Believing in American exceptionalism
* Truth, justice, American Way
* The Constitution: still standing!
* Protecting all, even idiots
* Get off your ass
* Hands off our guns!
* People can regulate themselves
* God, Guns, Bible, Beer [ yee-haw! ]
* Recognizing petty dictator wannabes
* Shut up, smelly hippy!
* Automatic weapons for all
* Respect for human life
Liberalism
Teach tolerance; spread hatred.
Conservatives
Stop borrowing money, congress.
U.S. – Not another Greece.
Liberals:
* What’s mine is mine and what’s yours is negotiable.
(Either I can’t count or that one’s not reduceable that to 4 letters – but I’m keeping it.)
Conservatives:
* Get off my lawn!
Start recall. Fail badly.
Complete ignorance of history.
Russia’s communism worked, right?
Personal responsibility, what’s that?
hands off my wallet!
git yer guns, boys!
no hairy women here.
gotta go to work.
“We’re more intelligent than Conservatives”…wait…1, 2, 3, 4…okay, “We’re more intelligent”…1, 2, 3, sh!t…YOU CONSERVATIVES ARE ALL RACISTS!!! Damn it!
conservative:
semper paratus, semper fidelis
liberal:
whine whine whine whine