Random Thoughts: Waiting for Thursday

Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday get out of the way I don’t care about you now!

This pontification goes over the head of the average citizen who would just look at the Constitution and say, “I don’t see that in there.”

Just found out that my super quiet new office computer has a solid state hard drive. And now I’m worried it thinks it’s better than me.

Scholars have all their precedent saying why Obamacare should be upheld; there’s just the stupid text of the Constitution still in the way.

What are we going to gloat about until Thursday?

Remember when Al Gore tried to steal the election? Instead of exile as punishment, Dubya kept him around to be his dancing fool.

I don’t get the worry about money in politics. Even with $80 billion, they couldn’t convince me to vote Obama. Unless they gave it to me.

Actually, I’ll sell my vote on Obama for $50. I’m in Idaho; it won’t matter.

So the president took away knives and forks from Latinos at a luncheon with him? Isn’t he afraid they’d just sharpen spoons?

One of the greatest tragedies from guns is how few people know how to properly throw a knife anymore.

My knowledge of Sorkin is that I really liked The Social Network and that Sports Night got good when it got less preachy.

A lot of Sorkin’s schtick seems to be about portraying a macho liberal. Only in fiction.

12 Comments

  1. Wow, I thought you were kidding about taking the knives and forks. Good thing Obama voters are too stupid to be insulted unless told to be.
    I suppose if Liz Warren speaks to bunch of native non-native Americans non-Americans aka Indians, they’ll take away all the arrows. Oh wait, she wouldn’t bother meeting them. (I heard the Cherokees on the radio and guess what they called themselves?) Hint, it wasn’t Native American

  2. I plan on gloating about the Sandusky verdict.

    Me; “Poor liberals, your child molester friend is going away for life.”
    Them; “I don’t support him, I want him in jail too.”
    Me; “SURE you do. I never will understand why you liberals were so supportive of him.”
    Them; “I DON’T SUPPORT HIM! I NEVER SUPPORTED HIM!”
    Me; “Yeah, okay. Anyway, tough break for your side.”

  3. Just found out that my super quiet new office computer has a solid state hard drive. And now I’m worried it thinks it’s better than me.

    What was the tip off? The price? The speed? The silence? Did your SSD figgur out it was an SSD before you did?

  4. “Hi! Welcome to our fundraiser luncheon! Whereas we’re delighted you’re here – and thank you so much for coming – we don’t trust you with eating utensils. So eat with your fingers, write a check and get out.”

  5. One of the greatest tragedies from guns is how few people know how to properly throw a knife anymore.

    Throwing knives is hard. Wl, actually throwing them is easy, but hitting what you’re aiming at, much less with the pointy end, is hard. When I think of jobs I wouldn’t really like, even in this tough economy, I wonder how people decide the job they want is one in the circus being the person who stands outlined with balloons while some guy throws knives at them.

  6. So the president took away knives and forks from Latinos at a luncheon with him? Isn’t he afraid they’d just sharpen spoons?

    Sounds like the Secret Service never saw the Kevin Costner version of Robin Hood. That’s OK -I don’t think anybody did.

  7. Maybe he watched ‘Machete’ and had nightmares.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I16020r–oM

    Something my brother sent me:
    In honor of the 44th president of the United States , Baskin-Robbins Ice Cream has introduced a new flavor: Barocky Road .

    Barocky Road is a blend of half vanilla, half chocolate, surrounded by nuts and flakes. The vanilla portion of the mix is not openly advertised and usually denied as an ingredient. The nuts and flakes are all plentiful.

    The cost is $92.84 per scoop…so out of a hundred dollar bill, you are at least promised some CHANGE..!

    When purchased, it will be presented to you in a large beautiful cone, but after you pay for it, the ice cream is taken out of the cone and given to the person in line behind you at no charge.

    You are left with an almost empty wallet, staring at an empty cone, and wondering what just happened. Then you realize this is what “redistribution of wealth” is all about.

    Aren’t you just stimulated?

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