Dennis [High Praise!] emailed me about this.
My first impression was “Cups! Made out of Bacon! Hooray!”
But then I saw what NotMartha did with the precioussss bacon cups:
Vegetables? That’s not food, that’s what food eats! Blasphemy!
On the other hand, it’s basically a breadless BLT, which may be an exception to the rule.
Looks good to me.
“breadless BLT” – but hold the lettuce and hold the tomato.
And add potatoes!
Suitable for salad? No.
Suitable for tuna salad? YES!
I just ate corned beef hash and eggs. It would have gone well in there, too.
Tuna salad would be… okay. Maybe.
How about filled with an omelet for breakfast? With maple syrup. Mmmmmmm.
Hot German Potato Salad.
You’re welcome.
Filled with a short stack and topped with maple syrup.
That’s how they should serve the food at Gitmo.
Hold it between your knees
Smother with ranch dressing. REAL buttermilk ranch dressing
Vegetables? That’s not food, that’s what food eats!
Excellent, Harvey!! May I use it in conversation?
@12 – Absolutely, and give me no credit, because I read that elsewhere (although I no longer recall where).
Light Googling shows it dates back to at least 2004:
http://www.midrealm.org/gryphony/spotarchive/2004/05/0343.html