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NYPD Food Felonies Unit to Help Make Better Food Choices
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Law & Order: Bacon Cheeseburger
NYPD Bluefin Tuna
this one is for DamnCat
Hawaii Five Foodgroups
Adam B-12
nonfat C.H.I.P.s
Send any confiscated food to West Point. Because of cutbacks the cadets
are only being served 2 meals a day. No more breakfast.
(this is not a joke)