“CPAC?More Like CPAP because I’m falling asleep and a CPAP is a machine people use for sleep apnea.” -Joke I’m working on. #Politics
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) March 15, 2013
If CPAC had any brains, their keynote speaker would be Ron Swanson.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) March 16, 2013
King Kong is on. Bugs me how they find dinosaurs, giant bugs, etc but only thing they’re impressed with is giant gorilla.
— Jonah Goldberg (@JonahNRO) March 16, 2013
I knew the ghost died in 2010 because he was holding an old-timey iPad 1.
— Ahm (@Ahm76) March 17, 2013