I'm a spiritual-but-not-religious snake handler. Just kinda feel that The Universe wants me to hold snakes.
— BillCorbett (@BillCorbett) July 9, 2013
Damn girl, did you go to college? *removes wedding ring & throws it away* …cause I just got my Bachelor's degree
— john truckasauras (@chuchugoogoo) July 9, 2013
They're talking about recovering the Titantic to the surface but I doubt anyone survived that long.
— michael (@michaeljhudson) July 9, 2013
Am I a better husband or father? Well let's just say I never fantasize about being with other kids.
— Danny Zuker (@DannyZuker) July 9, 2013
Look in the mirror and ask yourself. Were you really that outraged by Jem?
— Dan Ewen (@VaguelyFunnyDan) July 9, 2013
Illegal immigrants already have citizenship. It's just somewhere else.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) July 9, 2013
Sometimes it's fun to post something completely non-controversial: Moby Dick's great; chocolate is good; cock-fighting's our finest sport.
— Michael J Nelson (@michaeljnelson) July 9, 2013