Straight Line of the Day: WWE Wrestling Match Outcomes Were Recently Leaked Online. Also Recently Leaked…

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WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…

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  1. WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…

    was this bit of super secret White House policy:

    You’ll never know if I only really leak to you
    You’ll never know how much I really share

    Listen
    Do you want to know a secret
    Do you promise to tell all, whoa oh, oh

    Closer
    Let me send you an email
    repeat the words I know you won’t fail
    I’m leaking to you

    Listen
    Do you want to know a secret
    Do you promise to tell all, whoa oh, oh

    Closer
    Let me slip you the inside dope
    Don’t change the words, that’s my hope
    I’m leaking to you

    I’ve known some secrets for a week or two
    Now everyone knows not just we two.

    Listen
    Do you want to know a secret
    Do you promise to tell all, whoa oh, oh

    Closer
    Let me whisper in your ear
    So the words can reappear
    I’m leaking to you

  2. …the words to the Star Spangled Banner and the Pledge of Allegiance, shocking many Democrats.

    …the DNA test results that prove Trayvon looks like Obama, but was likely some guy in Poughkeepsie thirty-five years ago.

    …the serial dog killer who has followed Obama around for decades is almost certainly that Creepy-azz Cracker Jack sailor.

    …video proof that George Bush planted the banana peel that the HIV infected crack addicted CIA operative slipped on when he accidentally started the AIDS and crack cocaine epidemics in the black community.

  3. …Joe Biden’s reaction when he found out professional wrestling is scripted.

    …the secret to Obama’s success: Blame others for your failures, and take credit for things you had nothing to do with.

    …Obama’s secret recipe for “Kentucky Fried Dog.”

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