Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…
WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…
The Democratic primary for Mayor in NYC.
…the outcomes of the 2014 elections (as coordinated by the IRS, NSA, the White House,…).
WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…
the results of all Governmental Internal “Investigations”.
…the plot of the next Avengers movie (wherein the robot Ultron is revealed to be an old white military industrial complex kinda guy).
…the details for splitting ill gotten funds of a bloated Michigan financial nightmare, also known as the Michael Moore divorce case.
… photos of Obama and Putin from the East Bedroom.
…Jimmy Hoffa’s location. It’s true: He really is a cornstone of the Teamsters.
…the secret ingredient of filling in new Twinkies: the bitter tears of unemployed union members. Buy some today…
WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…
were leaked leaks on leaking leaky leeks.
…the outcome of Detroit’s bankruptcy – the pensioners take over, and are heard to say “Get off my case- and keep those checks coming!”
WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…
was this bit of super secret White House policy:
You’ll never know if I only really leak to you
You’ll never know how much I really share
Listen
Do you want to know a secret
Do you promise to tell all, whoa oh, oh
Closer
Let me send you an email
repeat the words I know you won’t fail
I’m leaking to you
Listen
Do you want to know a secret
Do you promise to tell all, whoa oh, oh
Closer
Let me slip you the inside dope
Don’t change the words, that’s my hope
I’m leaking to you
I’ve known some secrets for a week or two
Now everyone knows not just we two.
Listen
Do you want to know a secret
Do you promise to tell all, whoa oh, oh
Closer
Let me whisper in your ear
So the words can reappear
I’m leaking to you
… the silicone in all of the “girls of the WWE”‘s implants.
. . . the dates of all major holidays for the entire calendar year.
…pelosi’s bladder
… that the Cubs beat Miami in the 2015 World Series
…that CO2 is a gas and not a pollutant
WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…
nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more say no more! A wink is the same as a nudge to a blind bat!
…. A tweet including Spike Lee’s parents address.
… George Zimmerman is secretly the Batman!
… Barak Obama father is Sammy Davis Jr.
… a tweet listing the NSA’s parent’s address.
WWE wrestling match outcomes were recently leaked online. Also recently leaked…
George Zimmerman was going to shoot a family of four yesterday, but there were too many witnesses.
…the live audio/visual feed from FrankiJ’s survival shelter.
…Biden’s Depends.
…. a picture of George Zimmerman wearing a blue shirt with a big S on it under is suit in court.
…what Prime Minister Cameron said when he met Michelle.
…the words to the Star Spangled Banner and the Pledge of Allegiance, shocking many Democrats.
…the DNA test results that prove Trayvon looks like Obama, but was likely some guy in Poughkeepsie thirty-five years ago.
…the serial dog killer who has followed Obama around for decades is almost certainly that Creepy-azz Cracker Jack sailor.
…video proof that George Bush planted the banana peel that the HIV infected crack addicted CIA operative slipped on when he accidentally started the AIDS and crack cocaine epidemics in the black community.
Travon is actually obamas son and it was all bush’s fault
…the Constitution of the United States, because no one knows it exists.
…Joe Biden’s reaction when he found out professional wrestling is scripted.
…the secret to Obama’s success: Blame others for your failures, and take credit for things you had nothing to do with.
…Obama’s secret recipe for “Kentucky Fried Dog.”
Joe Biden’s WWE wrestling costume – ‘The Vicious Chicken of Bristol.’
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