Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
On the budget, Nancy Pelosi said “there’s no more cuts to make.” The solution…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
On the budget, Nancy Pelosi said “there’s no more cuts to make.” The solution…
On the budget, Nancy Pelosi said “there’s no more cuts to make.” The solution…
Freeze this budget in place and then add no more spending for 10 years. works for me.
On the budget, Nancy Pelosi said “there’s no more cuts to make.” The solution…
contact her plastic surgeon, he knows more cuts for her.
… get rid of pelosi
…let them eat cake.
…keep sharp objects out of her reach.
The solution…is revolution.
On the budget, Nancy Pelosi said “there’s no more cuts to make.” The solution…
… tell her we’re talking about the Budget, not her face.
… throw a bucket of water on her and watch her melt.
…is to increase her meds.
Can’t be cut? Have Joe shotgun something.
On the budget, Nancy Pelosi said “there’s no more cuts to make.” The solution…
put a budget in front of her and a gun to her head and say “Either there are cuts in the budget or your brains on the budget.” Of course this presupposes she has any brains so the whole project might fail from the start.
…is to fund a study to determine the correlation between excessive plastic surgery and industrial strength bat-$hit stupid.
… have Disney sign her up for their next ten good-kids beat up on bad-witch formula movies.
If you are done slashing, it’s time to burn.
. . . is not to cut programs, but to bludgeon them to death.
On the budget, Nancy Pelosi said “there’s no more cuts to make.” The solution…
start from zero. When you get to the amount of money taken in by the Federal Government last year you stop. That not budgeted for, gets cut.
…her plastic surgeon denied her any more plastic surgery.
…make sure their’s no more money to pay taxes with either.
…blame Bush
On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…is LOOK SQUIRREL!!!!
Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”.
“my face can not handle any more cuts.”
On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…
Feed the Walrus his cookies. Not as a solution to budget cuts, just to make world more perfect.
…send in the Black Knight to bite her legs off.
…complete dissolution of the government is now called for.
…rent a chipper and win one for the Gipper.
…uh wouldn’t she have to pass a bill with proposed cuts before she’d actually know what cuts were in it? Comme ci’ comme sa
…make Edward Scissorhands Secretary of the Treasury
…is to confiscate all sharp objects, just to make sure.
On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…
the “How greedy are you?” game. For every percentage cut from the budget, Nancy gets the same percentage raise in salary. For every percentage over the previous budget, Nancy gets a similar percentage cut in pay. Shall we play?
On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…
Dropping in Acid.
Sand abrasion.
maggots.
waxing.
The solution…
…is the Botox knife.
…is to wrap her face in bandages and wait a month. And then unwrap. Gasp, “NO CHANGE!”
…is a Cousinart.
On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…
…give her a big punch in the mouth for her arrogance.
…a rat-infested compost heap.
…bleach and elbow grease.
…a belt sander. Okay, an orbital one will do, also.
…a full frontal lobotomy.
Spend more and then cut back a little from that. See? We just cut spending by .03%.
@34 or perhaps a full bottle in front of me?
@36 How profound, Wizard.
…the solution, a tax on taxes paid.
…taxes on things you don’t buy.
Wait. That’s what they want to force us to do. Thanks, Justice Roberts.
…cut off their oxygen supply until the budget is balanced. Then let them buy back their breaths with actual cuts.
…start with cutting the umbilical cords to graft feeders.
…while the laser beam gets closer to their groins tell them that you expect them to die since some cuts are not so impossible.
…Say hello to my lil’ frien’. His name is Jack and we call him the Ripper. Need any cuttin’ done?
…the first thing we cut, after about umpty million hours of beatings, thumpings and electric shocks would be Ernest Moniz’s hair. That would make me feel so much better that Nancy’s vocal chords could wait another day.
… cutting the umbilical after five years on the public teat?
…Nuke it from orbit, just to be sure.
…Nuke her from orbit, just to be sure.
…get a second opinion from Freddie Krueger.
On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…
cut off the wicked witch’s head!
introduce her to Dexter.
turn her on to the death of a thousand cuts.
turn her on to the death of a thousand paper cuts.
….bring Pelosi a shrubbery.
On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…
…introduce her to Edward Scissorhands!
@37 Tom “T-Bone” Stankus Bacon to you, sir!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8nJ30dodvdc
@31 – Is that a Twilight Zone reference? If so, then Smoky Serling Bacon to you!
… fire the plastic surgeon and inject botox instead of getting a face lift.
… Shove the mutilated corpse of the economy into the trunk however she can.
… release the new abridged version of the constitution and feed the scraps she cut off to a paper shredder.
Start off by cutting congress critter’s pension to something reasonable.Deunionize federal and state workers. Return their pay and benefit levels to a value representing their worth. De-fund all pork barrel. projects. End subsidies. The cupboard is not bare.
On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…
… guillotines at all House and Senate exits.
Yeah, I’m in a bad mood tonight. Whatcha gonna do about it?
“The first thing we do, let’s kill all the lawyers.”
(The more I think about it old Billy was right…)
Nah, there’s nowhere to cut:
On the Budget, Nancy Pelosi Said, “There’s No More Cuts to Make”. The Solution…
…put the Wicked Witch of the West on the dissection table at an anatomy & physiology class – preferably without anesthesia.
all of congress in a gigantic “dunk the clown” chair