Defunding Obamacare Scheme Pros and Cons

So this push to somehow defund Obamacare is still going on. They got like a bill to defund it… and the Republicans are going to filibuster their own bill for some reason. Yeah, it’s getting kind of weird. Well, a lot of people are saying we have to make the stand now or we’ll never stop Obamacare, and others are saying it’s a stupid scheme that will never work and could cost Republicans politically if the government gets shutdown and people get angry.

So, I think we need to weigh the pros and cons of this scheme. I was going to put pros on one side and cons on the other and then realized the html is kinda complicated for that — I’ll have to do a table or something and I just don’t feel like doing that. So, I’ll do a list of pros followed by a list of cons that we can weigh against each other.

DEFUNDING OBAMACARE SCHEME PROS
* Obama doesn’t like it.
* It’s standing up for the Constitution and for the American people against an oppressive administration.
* It’s takes a stand Republicans should take against the horrible bill, Obamacare.
* If we don’t stop Obamacare now, it will become the law of the land and be nearly impossible to repeal as most entitlements are.
* This could lead to a government shutdown, which is good because the government is stupid and we don’t need it.
* And everyone will probably blame the shutdown on Obama and be like, “Obama, why did you let the government shutdown over your stupid bill which we hate?”
* When successful, the defunding could basically destroy the Obama presidency, perhaps crushing Obama so much he’ll just mope around the White House in a bathrobe all day until the end of his dumb presidency.
* Biden won’t even be able to cheer him up with his juggling, clown antics, and falling down stairs.
* It will also crush the hopes and dreams of Obama’s dumb followers, leading to the collapse of the Democrat party.
* Starting with this success to roll back government would lead to future successes and eventually a small government with a balanced budget.
* We’d have such a prosperous future that will soon get our libertarian colony on the moon in which Obama and his administration will be forced to work there on a chain gang.
* American would finally be free of expensive, poorly thought out entitlements. Everyone we disagree with politically will most like starve to death without them.
* Future generations will look upon those who took this stand as heroes and make statues of us and sing songs of us — and hopefully not in whatever horrible pop-style is popular then.
* I’ll have a building named after me. A building on Mars. One that shoots a giant laser at our enemies. The Frank.
* And finally, the scheme to defund Obamacare inspired me to write a list and I like writing lists.

DEFUNDING OBAMACARE SCHEME CONS
* This probably won’t work and we’ll look stupid.
* The media will make fun of us for pursuing this dumb plan that was never going to work in the first place.
* It could cause Obamacare to cry, and when the American public see his puppy dogs eyes filled with tears, they’ll all be on his side.
* If we keep pushing this, the government could get shut down and then we’ll get blamed for it.
* Everyone will be like, “Why did you shut the government down over this defund Obamacare scheme that was never going to work! Stupid, stupid Republicans!”
* We’ll look like such idiots, it will lead to huge losses in 2014.
* Soon after, the leaderless, internally fighting Republican Party will dissolve, and the two party system will now be the Democrats and the Green Party.
* Eventually, the Green Party will be replaced by the Apes.
* The Apes will soon dominate over the Democrats until we’re all under ape rule. And then we’ll enslave.
* It may not be apes who do this; it may be robots.
* The only traces left of the Republican Party will be the insult, “You’re such a Republican!” which mean “You’re an idiot who pursues stupid plans that will never work and ruin everything for everyone!”
* I don’t think the list ended up as funny as I hoped.

So there are the pros and the cons. We just need to weigh them against each other and pick what we want to do. When we make a decision, does someone have Ted Cruz’s phone number so I can call him up and tell him what’s going on?

9 Comments

  1. Since the list didn’t end up so funny, I’ll get right down to it. Q: What does Obama value most? A: His first creation – Obamacare. He loves it. More than his family, more than his country, more than his immortal soul. Q: What is most pleasing, most needful and necessary to put the scales back in balance? A: To hold up that which he values most, right in front of his watery eyes, and set it aflame. And if I, my family and my country have to suck vacuum for a time to make that happen, then so be it. I serve truth. Bring it on.

  2. More pro’s:

    * Obamacare is like the Hindenberg. You know you liked watching it burn.

    * Pelosi says, “There are no more cuts to make.” She’s wrong: her face. And Obamacare.

    * Obamacare’s conflagration could be hot enough to burn down the town. We can only Hope.

    * It’ll defeat the RINO’s trying to stop Cruz.

  3. Another pro:

    * “Defunding” has the word “fun” in it, so it sounds interesting to people who aren’t listening closely.

    Another con:

    * “Defunding” Obamacare can, however, also sound like “defending” Obamacare to people who aren’t listening closely.

    So, among people who don’t listen closely, it’s a wash.

  4. Con: defunding mcconnell/boehner care will make boehner cry. We can’t have that anymore.
    Con: defunding mcconnell/boehner care will make mcconnell stop making whiskey. We can’t have that anymore.
    Con: defunding mcconnell/boehner care will make osama quit golfing for 5 minutes to condemn defunding mcconnell/boehner care for shutting down his precious government.

    Pro: defunding mcconnell/boehner care will make the parasite gnash their teeth making a really cool clicking sound.
    Pro: defunding mcconnell/boehner care will make hippies stay and be punched because mcconnell/boehner care requires soap use

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