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In Pennsylvania, a marathoner says he was fined $100 for running in Valley Forge National Historical Park during the government shutdown.

Checking return on investment – how much did it cost to have a ticket-writer there?

3 Comments

  1. My question is, how did the government stooge catch him to give him a ticket? I’m just saying, if I’ve got on gym shorts and running shoes and some schmuck park ranger tells me to stop so he can give me a ticket, I’m just going to give him the finger and keep running. The only way he’s catching me is if he’s on a horse.

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