(Submitted by Jill [High Praise!])
Speaking to supporters in Washington on Monday, Obama claimed that in the past, he said, “You could keep [your plan] if it hasn’t changed since the law was passed.”
By the way, the video SOUNDS like it’d be boring, but he says it a different way each time, so I found myself watching with rapt fascination as he nuanced lie after lie to make it sound like he meant it.
Take back his Nobel Prize and give that man an Oscar.
I’m surprised that they haven’t tried the spin, “The President is shocked, SHOCKED to find out so many people, in their heart of hearts, never really liked their own plans. Shocked I say!”
Oh for the love of Pete……He said “the keep your plan thing” 29 times but he was only talking to 1 person each time so it only pertains to 29 people in the U.S. ….so there.
What Obama said then, coupled with what he is saying now, is like something straight out of the novel 1984.
Hummmmmm…plan 29 from outer space?
If the building suddenly starts to blink and fade in an out like in the Matrix,
suddenly everything make sense.
with the obscure musical reference.
The President said 29 times
He said twenty-nine different times
Telling twenty-nine little lies
Now there are twenty-nine million complainin’ to the world
About being sold with 29 lies
He did twenty-nine kinds of selling
Twenty-nine lies for the telling
They came from twenty-nine speechwriting hacks
telling us 29 times different facts
He’s a yip-yip-yippy-eyed folly
With facts that don’t stand the test
With a yip-yip-yippy by-golly
Whenever he lies, he lies the best
He knew twenty-nine different ways
Gave it twenty-nine different plays
He is a guy that said you be able to keep your plan
When he knew it wouldn’t stand.
He lied twenty-nine different times, baby
Promised twenty-nine times he wouldn’t break your hearts
Mmm, oy-da, doy-da, twenty-nine million complainin’ to the New York Times
About the Prez promisin’ 29 times
If you got twenty-nine Cadillac Plans baby
Twenty-nine stable deductibles with them Cadillacs
Mmm, boy-da, doy-da, twenty-nine times he explained
The ACA would cause you no pain
But he’s a yippety-yippety-yippety-eye, oh, what a folly
Making a promise he should not break
And yippety-yippety-yippety-eye, oh, by-golly
But 29 times he was on the make.
He said twenty-nine different ways
If you liked your plan you can stay
(Wow)
25 hundred less you’ll pay, what a scammer!
(Who?)
The President who told us 29 times, what a liar that Obama.
[With Apologies to Frank Sinatra]