Why the Botched Obamacare Rollout Is 100% the Republicans’ Fault

I have a new PJ Media column on how the botched Obamacare rollout is 100% the Republicans’ fault.

And this all had to especially affect President Obama. He is a very sensitive guy. He cried at the end of Old Yeller. And at the end of Titanic. And at the end of Ghostbusters — because he was scared. Scared of the ghosts. Also, he really sympathized with the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man — the way it walked around with a big smile on its face, ignorantly destroying everything around it — and then the Ghostbusters just blew it up. That was really mean. The Marshmallow Man thought he was helping.

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6 Comments

  1. Very enjoyable, Frank.

    In reality, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man is more like the squishy-soft, loser Republicans, Romney and McCain, or in the future, like Jeb Bush, our likely 2016 Presidential nominee. And in that case, Thunder Thighs would most likely be the head-crushing Ghostbuster. But, that would be a whole ‘nother story – one where Republicans are the walking dead.

  2. Lead story on Fox News’ 6:00 p.m. broadcast was entitled “Botched Obamacare Rollout.”

    Following Frank J., or three words that just gravitate toward each other?

    Obama and failure — the peanut butter and chocolate of the 21st Century.

  3. Obama is just like George Washington.

    “If you like the British government, you can keep it. Period. Other than what I and my associates are doing to fundamentally transform this country, that is. If your colony, territory, or state happens to drop you from British government as a result of what we pass into law in Philadelphia without a single British vote, that does not mean I was lying when I said you can keep your government.”

  4. Sorry Frank. This subject is so depressing that even an extra heavy dose of your satire treatment is not going to help. Obama is an idiot, obamacare has no funny points or redeeming values. Good try though.

  5. Agreed, RAML, The hilarity of the rollout is a distraction from the communist takeover of one sixth of the US economy.
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    But it is a welcome one, as any Obamabelievers with a shred of honesty are seeing what a liar they voted for.
    It’s a start.

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