[High Praise! to CCO via Ace of Spades HQ via Sean Davis]
“Get your politics out of my bedroom!”
“Not a problem. I’m just going to grab my wallet before I leave.”
“The wallet stays, bigot.”
[High Praise! to CCO via Ace of Spades HQ via Sean Davis]
“Get your politics out of my bedroom!”
“Not a problem. I’m just going to grab my wallet before I leave.”
“The wallet stays, bigot.”
“Fluke, Use The Force.”
If my employer refuses to buy firearms for me, are they denying my 2nd Amendment rights?
Excellent point … why hasn’t anyone pointed that out?
Dodsfall @2 Wow. Bravo.
(But there is national ammo day.)
@2 Dodsfall
i like it!
Employee: I’m hungry.
Employer: Eat something.
Employee: What do you have?
Employer: Well…there’s coffee in the break room. And some donuts, I think.
Employee: Donuts?!? I can’t eat GLUTEN!!! Is the coffee fair trade?
Employer: Ummmm…I dunno. I think it’s Folgers.
Employee: Well, I can’t have that! What else you got?
Employer: There’s some fruit.
Employee: Is it locally sourced? From family farms? Grown organically using sustainable agricultural methods?
Employer: Ummmm…
Employee: Ugh! You’re no help.
Employer: Want half my ham sandwich?
Employee: I’m Jewish! And vegetarian!
Employer: Well, you should bring food you like, so you won’t go hungry.
Employee: You’re denying my access to food! You’re trying to kill me by starving me and working me to death!