not having the proper distribution of Spiderwomen, Spiderblacks, Spiderhispanics, Spiderasians, Spidergays, Spiderlesbians, Spidertransgenders and Spiderundocumentedimmigrants and SpidercrossdressinglefthandedADD/HDDheightchallengeddifferentlyabledabisesurvivors.
… packing web shooters.
In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…
Impersonating liberals by deceiving everyone. Oh, what a tangled web we weave
… failing to pay union dues to the NYPD.
…unauthorized web connectivity.
…unauthorized invasion of urban air space.
…violating the civil rights of criminals.
…being a super hero without a license.
…excessive CO2 emissions due to exertion.
In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…
not eating a properly mandated lunch.
In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…
doing something beneficial.
endangering public health with this.
In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…
not having the proper distribution of Spiderwomen, Spiderblacks, Spiderhispanics, Spiderasians, Spidergays, Spiderlesbians, Spidertransgenders and Spiderundocumentedimmigrants and SpidercrossdressinglefthandedADD/HDDheightchallengeddifferentlyabledabisesurvivors.
…tingling.
That dance scene in Spiderman 2. The DA is seeking the death penalty.
… drinking soda
… littering for leaving web scattered everywhere.
trying to squirt his white stuff on a cop.
Cookies to @8 walruskkkch, @9 Burt and @4 Bob B.
Bob B. you nailed it today!! All of those were awesome.
What kind of cookies do you want?
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me creator of the cookie!
…oh…they’ll think of something.
@14 thank you. Roll Out sugar cookies with just a pinch of Mace. Like my Grandma used to make.
…smokin’ Mary Jane.
…peeking in 56,000 windows.
…not using his great responsibility to enter a higher tax bracket.
…stealing Frank’s J. and selling it to Jonah Jameson.
In New York City, Spiderman was arrested for…
…hanging around.
…soliciting a 20 oz. beverage
…posession of high-capacity assault-style web shooters that hold more than 7 shots
…not using a special web formula approved by sharia law to capture a muslim criminal
…not showing I.D. when NYPD stopped him and said “papers, please”
…failure to be a communist
@14 – Did I just hear an angel choir?
@14 – Seeing that the Left Coast has beaten me down to a “New York Nanny State” of mind, I think a Chinese fortune cookie would be appropriate.
Shooting sticky stuff from a part of his body that are not his hands.
Jay web slinging