Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was…
…caused by global warming
…caused by the political presence of Barack Obama – after he goes away, the earth won’t be so “cool” any more…
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was…
caused by some data being lost due to “Hard Drive” crashes.
…”unexpected”, borrowing a word from reportage on the economy…
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was…
a figment of our imagination.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was…
much warmer than any other previous global warming hiatus.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was…
Bush’s fault.
… due to the efforts of the descendants of those brave Muslims who created this country.
…probably caused by the downturn in hockey stick production.
…,caused by the cool guys hockey sticking it to the Mann.
…due to the shade produced by the Bushes. Our only hope is that Jeb might be bushier.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was…
merely the beginning of something very, very dire so start forking over the money you cretin.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was…
…in need of further research. Here’s your bill for $7,000,000,000.65
…global warming getting ready for a sneak attack.
…not to be confused with your ordinary hiatus hernia.
…attributable to “The Gore Effect”- if he would just go away, then science!
…possibly caused by Canadians growing an unusually large number of highly reflective white lilies.
(I’m not even going to try to top #1, that’s just the perfect line)
…the result of the proliferation of fan blades on the RC helicopter drones equipped with gopro cameras. Most notably in the Grand Prismatic Spring in Yellowstone.
Bush’s faultObama’s greatest achievement, the sea levels are next.…a problem. And that, surprisingly, beating around the Bush was not the answer. (He was later sequestered.)
…Anna and Elsa building snowmen. (no thanks to Sven)
half a data point.
…caused by lack of cookies
…RACIST!!1!!
…only two dog years.
…SQUIRREL!
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was supposed to be a secret, heads will roll.
obviously a direct result of the start of Barack Obama’s legislative career in 1997.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was a predicted consequence of global warming. The most advanced computer models show that one of the most tragic consequences of man made global warming is that as the Earth gets warmer, temperatures will remain exactly the same. This stagnation will cause mass extinctions, famine, pestilence, sea level rise, drought, plague, increased storm activity, and the most conservative estimates show that the Earth might explode within the next 10 to 20 minutes.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was because of it’s contract with the SEIU, it doesn’t get another one for several million years.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was…
just God making sure Obama had consistent weather for his golf outings.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was…
like a box of chocolates…
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was
a non-sequitar, your facts are uncoordinated.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was a right wing hoax.
@34:
…a mass of conflicting impulses.
…completely unexpected, kinda like the Spanish Inquisition.
. . . no longer present after proper adjustment of the data.
…Hillary Clinton sunbathing topless.
…due to the predicted unpredictability of climate change. So remember, the the next time they’re wrong, it really means they’re right.
…. also something outside the scope of his job. His job is supposed to be outreach to the Muslim world.
A NASA scientist explained that the current 15-year “global warming hiatus” was…
a complete surprise to him since he was working the night shift at MacDonald’s for most of that time.
…due to litigation, McDonald’s coffee is nowhere near as hot as before.
…largely a result of Obama’s post Sept. 11 reduction of friction with Muslim terrorists.
…totally the result of producing electricity from Pete Townshend’s right arm.
… the norm.
…a vast right wing conspiracy
… caused by shade from the Vogon Constructor Fleet building a Hyperspace Expressway through our Solar System.
But Don’t Panic!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G1WomfhjyVM
the most transparent 15 years of climate change ever.