I leave the Mario Kart time trial screen up on my tv when babes come over so they know exactly what they are getting themselves into
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) August 13, 2014
"Nobody will ever believe you," the mailman whispers as he bites Jak's tail. The poor dog is defenseless from the mailman's vicious attacks.
— Randrew (@ranndrew) August 13, 2014
"DON'T MOVE!" – bank robber or lonely neighbor
— patrick (@tastefactory) August 13, 2014
the average person is 65% water. imagine what she could do with 100%
— kynes (@orangejuice_inc) August 13, 2014
"This is madness!" says the Persian ambassador. "Madness?" I reply "This..is..Berkshire!" I shout, kicking him into a tearoom.
— Joe West (@joejwest) August 13, 2014
What my girlfriend thought, first 4 dates:
1. Nice shirt.
2. Wow. A second nice shirt.
3. Okay, first shirt again.
4. He has two shirts.
— Ristolable (@Ristolable) August 13, 2014
Filming the Police can get you arrested. At least that's what Sting screamed at me in 1985.
— etherbrian (@etherbrian) August 14, 2014
Somewhere in Hollywood, the producers of “Let’s Be Cops” (in theaters now!) are cursing and chucking blunt objects at their TVs.
— daveweigel (@daveweigel) August 14, 2014
I wish I understood the “This .. is .. Berkshire” tweet. I feel like there’s something really funny just waiting to be found.
So, I slept on it, and when I awoke in the morning, it came to me, heresolong. It’s from 300:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qR0Uke2XNI
A guy from Berkshire is not quite as intimidating. The Persian ambassador was a hint, along with Joe West’s beard, I think.