Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new survey shows that Americans are unusually happy. Why might that be?
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
A new survey shows that Americans are unusually happy. Why might that be?
Access to medical marijuana.
New loves.
Cookies!
@1 – *This* American says “amen” to the latter two…
A new survey shows that Americans are unusually happy. Why might that be?
They interviewed Mexicans because Americans didn’t want to do the work on the survey.
The SEC is not playing for the national title this year.
We could tell you, but a liberal’s head will explode.
A new survey shows that Americans are unusually happy. Why might that be?
Usually happy just isn’t sufficient anymore.
A new survey shows that Americans are unusually happy. Why might that be?
They feel a Judging of a SLOTD is a comin’ and a glorious day it will be.
A new survey shows that Americans are unusually happy. Why might that be?
We are not the rest of the world.
Because we have more guns than ever before. Studies conducted by me in my mancave have repeatedly demonstrated that the more guns you have the more gleeful you are. SCIENCE!
Congress is limited in size to 435 + 100.
The PGA has offered BO a full membership if he will resign and call early elections.
A couple of geologists from South Dakota have basically shut down OPEC and Venezuela.
The marines will be selling off the property in GITMO for vacation condos.
Surveys are now being conducted by North Korean election officials.
The Laffer Curve has been crested. It’s fun.
A new survey shows that Americans are unusually happy. Why might that be?
All the new toys from Christmas and the new credit card statements have yet to show up.
Only 2 years left of the the Obamanation
Hope-N-Change version 11.2014
Possible reasons:
We enjoy hating our politicians, especially John Boehner.
Giving Obamacare the middle finger is a joyous experience.
Round two of the 2008 fiscal crisis has yet to start.
There’s work to do, and we love work.
It’s 2015, but 2016’s coming. . .
Obama is off golfing instead of ruining the country.
Harry Reid fell down and hurt himself, and schadenfreude is one of our favorite things.
As of January 3, we got to say “Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid”, as well as “House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi”.
A new survey shows that Americans are unusually happy. Why might that be?
New government happy pills for low information voters, bundled with free phones and checks. This pretty much takes care of all people who are ever actually surveyed.
More money in the bank! They saved 100% on their health insurance by having Obamacare cancel their policy.
We are continually punching our inner hippie and that’s fun!
We’re the greatest, that’s why!
It’s hockey season!
Pharrell’s hat. http://youtu.be/OGFrvzKecq0
A new survey shows that Americans are unusually happy. Why might that be?
All those people who have had their lives enhanced by obtaining Obamacare are getting audited to see how much they overestimated their subsidies and therefore owe the government huge chunks of money. Not that they are happy but all those that knew it was coming are really really smugly happy at their prescience so it raise the general happiness levels.
…because a cheerful outlook doesn’t solve all your problems, but it annoys enough people to make it worth the effort.
Obama can’t run for President again.
Survey done with LSD laced paper provided by CIA.
Cold snap has frozen our fake holiday smiles.
Robitussin. By the pint.
Tuna!
I question that there is such a thing as a happy cat.
You should meet my friend Cheshire – he’s often nothing but smiles.
Obama has assured us: if we like our warm puppies, we can keep our warm puppies.
… “Unusually Happy” is the new PC term the administration is using for “completely miserable”. (With the emphasis on ‘unusual’)
… Obama thinks it’s everyone’s new health benefits, but I would check them for drugs.
… It’s not a smile, it’s a grimace, people are getting their gas bills.
… We’re past the hump year on the Obama Administration.
… We’re going to hell in a hand basket more slowly than most other countries.
Because in playing hangman I got this far ALC_H_L and suddenly realized that ‘alcohol’ sometimes IS the answer.