Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What Boehner SHOULD have done on the first day of the new Congress…
Works like this: I feed you Moon Nukers a straight line, and you hit me with a punch line in the comments.
What Boehner SHOULD have done on the first day of the new Congress…
Wake the rest of us up from this nightmare.
What Boehner SHOULD have done on the first day of the new Congress…
Raise the Obama threat level from Orange to Yellow.
…was given those Republicans who voted against him prominent roles in his leadership team to match the prominent courage they displayed.
…was to put on a curly wig and sing “Tomorrow”, in keeping with his New Deal proclivities.
Use his pathetic ‘surrender flag’ as a hanky to wipe away his tears and Man Up.
Kick @$$ & chew bubblegum; bubblegum optional.
Resign
Dang Mrs. Campbell, you beat me to it.
I guess I’ll have to change mine to Eat $#!% and Die.
. . . submit a resolution authorizing the use of military force against the Moon.
…was to offer himself up as Obama’s little grill poodle (dinner pooch.)
take up golf to get the inside track on talking to POTUS.
sign on as a caddy for Barack. The press is already carrying the water.
What Boehner SHOULD Have Done on the First Day of the New Congress…
acknowledged the landslide nature of the November 2014 elections and admit it will change how politicians will do business from now on. Or maybe that’s what Obama should have done. I get them confused sometimes.
See about getting a set of inaugural balls.
What Boehner SHOULD have done on the first day of the new Congress…
Throw a bucket of water on Nazi Pelosi, the three witches of Eastwick on SCOTUS, and the entire Executive branch.
The Lambada.
…make like an Orange Pekoe, and leave.
…boast that Republicans aren’t dead until after they vote. Then tuck tail and run.
. . . moon Nancy Pelosi
. . . set Alan Grayson on fire
Gone to Disney World?
… Listen to his instincts… and then do exactly the opposite.
… He probably should have shouted “And I would have gotten away with it too, if it wasn’t for you meddling kids!” But that would ideally be said after he was unmasked to reveal Gruber.
…get a fresh spray tan so he will be just the right shade of orange for the new session.
Boehner should paint Targets on the Tea Party people,
make them sign binding LOYALTY oaths and demand
they keep their big mouths shut!