Random Thoughts: Free College!

It’s important to show your kids love and affection as long as that doesn’t block the TV.

Islam needs more mockery until it gets used to it.

Will they be able to find another useless, arrogant idiot in California to replace Barbara Boxer?

Scientists have solved what came first, the chicken or the egg. What came first is the chegg – an animal half chicken, half egg. All cop.

“They may take our lives, but they’ll never take… Wait, where’s our freedom?”
“They took it while you were putting on the face paint.”

How about instead of paying for 14+ years of mainly worthless schooling, we offer free daycare until your kids are 30.

When people refer to something the government offers as “free,” it does suggest people need a lot more education.

I won’t take your money at gunpoint to buy you crappy presents. #FrankJ2016

7 Comments

  1. Will they be able to find another useless, arrogant idiot in California to replace Barbara Boxer?

    The question is actually how will California choose from the plethora of useless, arrogant idiots who want to replace Barbara Boxer: Gavin Newsom, Antonio Villaraigosa, Kamala Harris . . . the list goes on and on and on

  2. “Cheggs”:
    The name of the romantic rival, in Dickens’ “The Old Curiosity Shop,” of Mr. Dick Swiviller. Honestly. (A character that does not, surprisingly enough, re-appear in “David Cop-a-feel.”)

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