Had a nightmare that Jeb Bush and Mitt Romney combined into an unstoppable squish called Meb.
So how is Hillary going to appeal to today’s youth? Offer them hard candy?
For most animals, males are judged by females solely on their appearance, but feminist get angry because in one species it’s other way around.
But without Mitt running, the Republicans only have 83 other candidates to choose from.
If Hillary wanted to really still Mitt’s thunder, she could announce she’s not running for president.
Casting is scheduled. I’ve never written anything before that involved casting. This is cool.
I really like script writing. As you may tell from my novel, I love writing dialogue.
And by script writing, I mean like for a tv show or video. I hate writing Python scripts. I don’t know why; I just don’t like that language.
Need a word for when you’ve never actually heard someone say viewpoint x, but you’re inundated with righteous denouncing of viewpoint x.
For instance, haven’t seen anyone legitimately angry about a female Ghostbusters cast, but I’ve seen tons and tons of responses to that.
Was trying to remember another big recent example: All the righteous attacks on the non-existent people angry at a black stormtrooper.
“Tolerance” is seen as the great virtue of the day, so all the craven people want to constantly demonstrate that’s what they are.
Anger at this made up other used to be the domain of racists, now it’s primarily the domain of the supposedly tolerant.
Another example of history rhyming, I guess.
Who’s Sugar Knight? Sounds like someone from Candy Land.
The reason George RR Martin takes so long to write is he’s constantly going through his manuscript saying, “Wait, who is this guy again?”
“Ha! This will be a shocking death! Or did I already kill off that character?” #GameOfThronesWriting
“So how long do I have to wait between introducing a new character and shockingly killing them?” #GameOfThronesWriting
I believe in traditional gender roles. So far it’s my wife who has given birth to all our children.
All this obsession with organic this and organic that is getting in the way of us becoming cyborgs.
Finally decided to check out Supernatural. When the pilot says “22 years ago” I guess I should adjust that to 31.
I was wondering how long it would take to get into Supernatural, but it has a pretty strong pilot.
For Pete’s sake, could we just stop talking about Obama until his farewell speech.
So does the winner of the Super Bowl go on to play in the Ultra Bowl?
Budweiser always has a number of Super Bowl ads because it take a lot – A LOT – of money to convince anyone to drink it.
Is football a serial? Like will I not understand the season finale if I didn’t watch all the other episodes?
Nationwide: “Your children will die and it will be your fault but we’ll still pay on the policy.”
“Remember, we provide life insurance – for those of you who will die tragically instead of sad and alone.” #Nationwide
So what were the most talked about ads from the first Super Bowl? “Look! A woman – driving a car! Insanity!”
If the Super Bowl were more like quidditch, the halftime show would mainly determine the winner.

Word suggestion: ” Hypothetipocrisy”?
Straw manspreading?
P.S.: Another example of that was the “Ban Bossy” circus act.
Strawman lynch mob
1) manufactue anger and outrage at some non-existent group that doesn’t exist so that nobody tries to stop the anger
2) once anger and outrage exist insufficient quantities that they take on a life of their own, direct to a tral group you would like to destroy
3) facists!
ugh….autocorrect
insufficient = in sufficient
trial = real
say more about your hatred of the Python language. I have my suspicions … so it’s pretty cool in iPython that if you enter
import antigravity
that it goes to the correct cartoon. Is there something like
import treeknights
that makes it go “ni! ni! ni!” or
import singingvikings
that makes it go
“spam spam eggs and spam spammy spam spam spam eggs spam”
?
or are you like me only 95% on remembering the colons?
“Who’s Sugar Knight?”
Sounds like Brave Sir Robin’s “special friend”.
You cannot have a black storm trooper. They are clones. Either they are all black or none of them are. They aren’t recruited from a racially diverse planet. Though since none of them can hit anything with a blaster, I would scrap the whole bunch.
The NFL is a disease.
I was told that there was some catastrophe in the Clone Wars cartoon that caused the Stormtroopers to have to start recruiting. And as Lando is canonical, I have no qualms with a black stormtrooper. I should probably watch Clone Wars at some point to be sure. I hear it’saactually not bad
I think storm troopers were supposed to be black from the very beginning. Have you ever SEEN a gang drive-by? Those guys can’t hit ANYTHING.
Also, Storm troopers were never white. They were Māori (the Polynesian natives of New Zeland) lke Django Fett from whom they were cloned.
Why do you see a black guy in a storm trooper outfit and automatically assume he’s a storm trooper? I bet if he was wearing a hoodie those people would all think he was the son the Emperor would have had had he had one! Maybe he’s a rebel who killed a storm trooper and took his armor to infiltrate some Empire facility in another example of history rhyming, (which isn’t even a hate crime if the storm troopers ARE white like the manufactured racists want them to be)…perhaps he was about to enter the cell of an elderly Princess Lea who has again been captured by the Empire and has just removed his helmet….and Lea is about to say “aren’t you a little dark for a Storm Trooper?”. Historic rhyming.
wow. Am I a horrible person?
“preempathy”?
Have fun with Supernatrual, it’s a great show.
Somebody explain the Harry Potter joke to me better so I can steal it and sound like I know all about Harry Potter & football.
Hillary doesn’t need to give kids hard candy to entice them. They come across her gingerbread and cake house in the woods.