Don’t people do that all the time? My wife usually both legs in at the same time. Does that mean that she is OTHER and that I should fear her? I sure hope not. I happen to like her.
Does this mean you are now part of some super secret order that really controls the world through its secret councils? If so I will start putting my pants on this way immediately.
I put mine on the same way but I had to wrap Otis around my waist three times and then I had to throw the rest over my shoulder first! I’m not sayin’…I’m just sayin’…if you know what I’m sayin’…
Congratulations. Now give birth to 6 children, four without any drugs at all and then you can be like me. I realize for you gentlemen out there this may be a stretch (pun sooooooo intended) but come on Cowboy Up. I’ll bet the messiah (thanks to Rev. Farrakhan for that ) could do it if he wanted to. He can do anything.
You have Happy Pants.
Don’t people do that all the time? My wife usually both legs in at the same time. Does that mean that she is OTHER and that I should fear her? I sure hope not. I happen to like her.
And what about Scotsmen? They wear kilts and kilts, as we know, don’t have legs. Where do they fit into this ordering of personal value?
I can do all THREE at the same time.
So there.
I forgot my pants completely this morning and was sent home from work. Does that make me a BO supporter?
You know who else puts on their pants two legs at a time? HITLER.
Who needs pants? Pants are for chumps.
Wow. Congratulations. You’re A Big Kid Now!TM
Well, Barack Obama can put on his pants both legs at a time and somehow end up with his head stuck in a bucket while he’s doing it, so there.
Ah, but can you do it when seconds count, when lives are at stake? Can you do it when you get that 3 AM phone call? Can you?
Does this mean you are now part of some super secret order that really controls the world through its secret councils? If so I will start putting my pants on this way immediately.
Are you sure those were pants and not one of the lovely and talented SarahK’s dresses?
To quote the Record Exec on the Guitar Hero South Park episode:
“That’s pretty G-Damn impressive.”
These kinds of claims require objective, third-party verification. “Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.” (Carl Sagan)
At least check the location of your zipper, Frank.
We are not worthy.
Something smells hinkey here, where were Sarahk’s hands during this amazing fete/feet/feat?? hmmmm???
I glanced at the byline in hopes that this post was written by our belovéd SarahK. It made for a much nicer visual. Alas!
My therapist thanks you.
But I did it too this morning. There should be a club.
I put mine on the same way but I had to wrap Otis around my waist three times and then I had to throw the rest over my shoulder first! I’m not sayin’…I’m just sayin’…if you know what I’m sayin’…
Congratulations. Now give birth to 6 children, four without any drugs at all and then you can be like me. I realize for you gentlemen out there this may be a stretch (pun sooooooo intended) but come on Cowboy Up. I’ll bet the messiah (thanks to Rev. Farrakhan for that ) could do it if he wanted to. He can do anything.