Oh FFS! Give Them Milk, Flintstones Cereal, Diapers, Toys, Jumpers, and iPads Too?

How free childcare started winning US elections: ‘Overnight, people realized how essential it was’
The Guardian | July 29, 2026 | Sunny Patel

In a matter of weeks, Francesca Hong, an unlikely candidate for governor in one of the country’s most heated battleground states, will test a message that is at once radical and, to many, incredibly practical: the government should help pay for childcare.

“When we talk about free childcare, you can connect to folks whether it’s on an economic argument or just purely that it’s the right thing to do for our kids,” said Hong, a democratic socialist running in Wisconsin’s Democratic primary on 11 August. “I always like to remind folks: if we don’t take care of our kids, who’s going to take care of us?”

For 50 years, US childcare policy lived in the welfare drawer with programs such as Head Start, a free early learning initiative for low-income families, and subsidies focused on keeping poor mothers in the workforce. Anything broader was often shut down by conservatives advocating for families’ “personal choice” over government-run childcare. And while Democratic lawmakers, often women, campaigned on the need for affordable childcare – presidential hopefuls Hillary Clinton, Elizabeth Warren and Kamala Harris made it central to their platforms – they had little success.

Then something shifted as the cost of care surpassed college tuition and a pandemic hangover pushed caregivers, and their wallets, to their limits: childcare became a middle-class problem that could no longer be ignored. In November, Zohran Mamdani made universal childcare a cornerstone of his New York mayoral campaign, and two centrists, Abigail Spanberger and Mikie Sherrill, won the governorships in Virginia and New Jersey, respectively, running on the same plank. In March, New Mexico became the first state to offer free childcare for all.

Can liberals even imagine any reason that parents don’t have 11 or 12 kids?

Or why non-parents should chip in?

Straight Line of the Day: Possible Outcome of China’s State Visit to U.S. …

Karoline Leavitt insists Xi’s state visit still on despite Trump’s election claims
Express | July 17, 2026 | Cheyenne R. Ubiera

Karoline Leavitt has confirmed that Xi Jinping’s September visit to the White House will still happen despite President Donald Trump’s speech on Thursday, accusing China of election meddling.

Straight Line of the Day: And Why Would a Person Surf Naked on a Train?

Man arrested after surfing naked on top of moving locomotive
KDVR Denver | 07/17/2026 | Spencer Kristensen

DENVER (KDVR) — A man was arrested for surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive on Thursday, according to a social media post from the Sedgwick County Sheriff’s Office.

The man, identified as Daniel Ray Ballance of Quartzsite, Arizona, broke the window on a Union Pacific Railroad locomotive and entered it.

Ballance was arrested and faces a combination of felony and misdemeanor charges, according to the sheriff’s office.

“For those of you who had the unfortunate experience of seeing this gentleman surfing naked on top of a moving locomotive yesterday, I want you to know that he was arrested on felony and misdemeanor charges,” said the post.

He reportedly expressed to law enforcement his love of vodka, beer and the banjo.

“Daniel expressed his love of vodka, beer and playing the banjo. Unfortunately, we had to separate him from those loves and the train ride,” said the sheriff’s office.

Science!

Eating eggs linked to dangerous heart condition that triggers stroke, new study suggests
Daily Mail | July 24, 2026 | Ciaran Foreman

… experts at the Cleveland Clinic in the US have found that those with the life-threatening problem have high levels of trimethylamine N-oxide (TMAO) – which is produced in the gut in response to certain foods.

TMAO is released during digestion of nutrients like carnitine and choline, which are in foods like beef steak and livers, pork and egg yolks.

Can IMAO sue Science for copyright infringement?  The innocent public might think IMAO is released during digestion.

IMAO is just TMAO without the bar at the top — a barless top.

Friday Night Open Thread: The SAVE Act

Apparently Trump’s got an ace, but Antifa has a Joker to play:

If Congress does not find a way to vote that bill [the SAVE Act] out to Mr. Trump’s desk before they recess for the rest of the summer in late July, Mr. Trump will invoke an executive order under the National Emergencies Act (NEA) — Public Law 94-412; codified at 50 U.S.C. §§ 1601–1651 — requiring the fifty states to employ all the same provisions that are in the SAVE America Act for the 2026 midterm elections. Under the NEA, the federal courts cannot be used to fight or strike down the executive order; it can only be stopped by a two-thirds vote in both the House and the Senate.

If that is the course that this takes, you can expect Antifa and the Democratic-Socialist foot-soldiers to take to the streets this fall in a violently-amplified episode of “No Kings” demonstrations — because fair and honest elections with citizens-only voting will mean the end of the Democratic Party, and they know it. Last night’s move by President Trump is only the opening bid of a quickening game against the Deep State, and their partners-in-sedition. The game is gonna get rough now.

— “Acceleration”

substack Kunstler.com | 7/17/2026 | James Howard Kuntsler

 

 

Straight Line of the Day: Why Would Feral Pigs Overrun a California Neighborhood?

Feral beasts spark chaos across superrich California neighborhood: ‘Really did a number here’
NY Post | 7-21-26 | Nina Joudeh

A group of feral pigs has sparked chaos in an affluent area of San Jose after tearing up landscaped lawns at a business park in search of food, leaving employees stunned by the destruction.

Video captured along Hellyer Drive showed a sounder of wild pigs rooting through grassy areas and ripping up sections of landscaping, with workers saying the damage unfolded over just a few days.

“It was all a good patch of green grass we used to enjoy in the break time, but now it’s all messy,” employee Bhawani Shankar said.

Straight Line of the Day: Chapter Titles for Upcoming Children’s Book “Oppo the Coppo in the Land of No-Knock Warrants”

Chapter One: A Study in Scarlett Johansson

Chapter Two: The Mysterious Case of CornPop

Chapter Three: Joe Biden: The Hound of the Baskin-Robbins

Chapter Four: A New Hope

Chapter Five: The Adventure of the Copper Breeches

Chapter Six: The Maltese Millennium Falcon

Chapter Seven: The Big Sheep

 

Straight Line of the Day: Things To Do When IMAO Screws Up

When you’re alone, IMAO’s dial-toney
You can always go
Downtime

Internet’s still got fury, but interns are all blurry
Seems not to help, I know
Downtime

Just listen to some music, play in traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk fighting ICE like Goode and Pretti
How can you lose?
The Rights are much brighter there
You can forget all about Tribbles, forget all your cares

So go with
Downtime
Things will stagnate when you’re
Downtime
No finer interns in place, for sure
Downtime
Everything’s waiting for Emu