I Can’t Really Discern if This Is Meant as Humor or Not

The best parodies play it totally straight-faced, as it were. This site does it with such a hell of a straight face that I wonder if they’re being serious. But there are just enough times where they are being overly explainy that I conclude they intend to be funny. FrankJ would have done it the same way, only he’d throw in an over-the-top comment to make sure we knew it was definitely parody.

How To Make an Amazing Sandwich

https://www.instructables.com/How-to-make-an-amazing-sandwich/

Material Needed-
Sliced sandwich bread
Favorite condiments that you want on your sandwich
Favorite sandwich sliced meat
Favorite cheese
Lettuce
Tomatoes
Pickles
Knives (1 for slicing, and 1 for spreading condiments)
Plate
Paper towels

Bacon Earns Itself Some Bacon

This Meat is the Healthiest in the World, Even Healthier Than Many Vegetables
MSN | January 16, 2025 | Marian Avila

… Hold onto your hats, folks—a recent study has revealed that pork fat ranks as one of the healthiest foods on the planet, even outdoing many veggies. With a nutritional score of 73 out of 100, pork fat lands in the eighth spot on a list of the world’s top 100 healthiest foods, according to BBC Future.

Pork fat, also known as lard, is a fantastic source of B vitamins and minerals. Plus, it’s more unsaturated and healthier than lamb or beef fat. This type of fat contains monounsaturated fatty acids, like oleic acid, which is also found in olive oil—famous for its heart health benefits. But remember, moderation is key!

In the lineup of the healthiest foods, pork fat beat out 92 other foods, including peas, red cabbage, tomatoes, mackerel, lettuce, oranges, and sweet potatoes. This might come as a shocker to many, as veggies have traditionally been seen as the healthiest choice. However, pork fat offers a nutritional profile that shouldn’t be underestimated.

To get the most nutritional bang for your buck from pork fat, it’s crucial to consider how the pigs were raised. According to Surrey Live, lard provides fat-soluble vitamins like vitamin D, especially if the pigs were raised outdoors. Pasture-raised pork fat tends to be healthier due to its better nutrient content.

As with any part of your diet, moderation is essential. While pork fat has many benefits, it’s important not to go overboard. The saturated fats present in lard are okay in moderate amounts, but too much can have negative health effects.

When in Australia . . .

. . . just keep away from mystery balls. How hard is that?

Mystery balls on Sydney beaches found to contain faecal bacteria
bbc | 01/20/2025 | Kelly Ng

It urged anyone who spotted the balls not to handle them and to contact authorities.

Besides the acids and bacteria, the balls also contained volcanic rock pumice.

The first batch of debris in October were at first mistakenly called “tar balls” but were later found to contain everything from cooking oil and soap scum molecules, to blood pressure medication, pesticides, hair, methamphetamine and veterinary drugs.

Sydney Water has reported that its water treatment plants are operating normally and that there were no known issues with waste systems in the city.