“Laying down on the job I see.”
“Isn’t that my job?”
“Carry on.”
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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 6/19/2026 : New Matches for 6/26/2026
Great to come out of retirement for the Bond Girlathon and our nation’s 250th Birthday.
Results from 6/19/2026
| (8) Jill St. John | No Preference | Michelle Yeoh |
|---|---|---|
| 161 | 0 | 32 |
| Jacqueline Bisset | No Preference | (1) Teri Hatcher |
|---|---|---|
| 103 | 2 | 82 |
New Matches for 6/26/2026
Match 1
Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi) vs Cecilie Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Kim Basinger | 3 – 3 – 0 | 562 – 4 – 615 |
Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger Age: 71, born 8 December 1953 Country of origin:United States Height: 5′ 6″ Relationship Status: In a relationship Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent. Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.
Kim Basinger
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| Contesant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Cecilie Thomsen | 3 – 3 – 0 | 805 – 3 – 497 |
Actress: Cecilie Thomsen Nationality: Danish Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.
Cecilie Tomsen
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Barbara Carerra (Fatima Blush) vs (11) Denise Richards (Dr. Christmas Jones)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Barbara Carerra | 3 – 3 – 0 | 575 – 3 – 468 |
Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury Age: 79, born 31 December 1945 Country of origin:Nicaragua Currently Residing In:
Barbara Carrera
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (11) Denise Richards | 5 – 1 – 0 | 775 – 3 – 503 |
Actress: Denise Richards Nationality: American Bond Movie: The World is Not Enough (1999) Synopsis:
Christmas Jones was a nuclear physicist working for an international agency that decommissioned nuclear weapons from the Soviet Union era. After Bond helped her escape from an explosion, Jones helped Bond investigate a bomb travelling along Elektra King’s oil pipeline. She discovered that half the plutonium was missing, which helped Bond discover King’s intentions in time to stop her. The two spend Christmas together in turkey at the end of the film.
Denise Richards
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Cartoons and Memes
Bond Girlathon Wednesday : Results from 6/17/2026 : New Matches for 6/24/2026
Morning already? I guess it is time to get up.
Results from 6/17/2026
| (6) Caroline Munro | No Preference | Gloria Hendry |
|---|---|---|
| 190 | 0 | 12 |
| (8) Jane Seymour | No Preference | Olga Bisera |
|---|---|---|
| 161 | 0 | 23 |
New Matches for 6/24/2026
Match 1
Lois Chiles (Holly Goodhead) vs Catherine Schell (Nancy)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Lois Chiles | 5 – 3 – 0 | 950 – 14 – 621 |
Actress: Lois Chiles Nationality: American Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Holly Goodhead was a CIA agent working undercover as an astronaut for the Hugo Drax organization. After spending the night together with Bond, the two met up at the top of Sugarloaf mountain in Rio. On the cable car ride down, Jaws tried to kill them, and Holly’s cover was blown. Bond managed to escape, and rescued Holly after the pair were almost killed in a rocket blast chamber. They went to space together and shot down Drax’s globes that contained fatal gases meant to kill the human race on Earth.
Louis Chiles
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Catherine Schell | 4 – 4 – 0 | 785 – 15 – 963 |
Nancy
Actress: Catherine Schell Nationality: Hungarian Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
After sneaking into Ruby Bartlett’s room in the swiss clinic, Bond had returned to his own room. He said to himself in the mirror, “Hilly, you old devil”, before noticing that another patient, Nancy, had snook into his room. Being the only man in the clinic, Bond had attracted the fancy of several of the girls.
Catherine Schell
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Corinne Clery (Corinne Dufour) vs Angela Scoular (Ruby Bartlett)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Corinne CLery | 5 – 3 – 0 | 880 – 10 – 582 |
Actress: Corinne Cléry Nationality: French Bond Movie: Moonraker (1979) Synopsis:
Corinne Dufour was Hugo Drax’s personal assistant and pilot. She flew Bond over Drax’s estate, giving him a guided tour of the Moonraker complex and flying him to meet Drax. After spending the night with Bond, Corinne revealed the location of Drax’s safe, where Bond photographed secret documents. Drax discovered this, and Corinne was killed by Drax’s vicious pack of dogs.
Corinne Clery
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Angela Scoular | 0 – 8 – 0 | 163 – 10 – 1607 |
Ruby Bartlett
Actress: Angela Scoular Nationality: English Bond Movie: On Her Majesty’s Secret Service (1969) Synopsis:
Ruby Bartlett was one of the “angels of death” at Blofeld’s swiss clinic. She had been brought there to cure a chicken allergy, but was in fact being hypnotized by Blofeld as part of a plot to spread a crop virus around the country. When she first met Bond, disguised as Sir Hillary Bray, she discreetly wrote her room number in lipstick on his thigh, so that he could meet her later that night.
Angela Scoular
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 I Ursula Andress vs Jean Seberg
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Ursula Andress vs Jean Seberg
Ursula Andress (4-2-0 Pts. 239 Avg. 39.83)
- Week 1 Defeated Sharon Tate 48-44
- Week 2 Defeated Mary Ure 58-24
- Week 3 Defeated Dyan Cannon 40-28
- Week 4 Defeated Eva Renzi 41-37
- Week 5 Lost to Tuesday Weld 26-46
- Week 6 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
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Jean Seberg (1-5-0 Pts. 136 Avg. 22.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Eva Renzi 25-54
- Week 2 Lost to Sharon Tate 23-64
- Week 3 Lost to Tuesday Weld 12-58
- Week 4 Defeated Mary Ure 27-24
- Week 5 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-62
- Week 6 Lost to Dyan Cannon 31-40
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 : Eva Renzi vs Dyan Cannon
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Eva Renzi vs Dyan Cannon
Eva Renzi (2-4-0 Pts. 214 Avg. 35.67)
- Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
- Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56
- Week 3 Lost to Sharon Tate 27-42
- Week 4 Lost to Ursula Andress 37-41
- Week 5 Defeated Mary Ure 49-19
- Week 6 Lost to Tuesday Weld 21-54
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Dyan Cannon (2-4-0 Pts. 203 Avg. 33.83)
- Week 1 Defeated Mary Ure 57-26
- Week 2 Lost to Tuesday Weld 29-51
- Week 3 Lost to Ursula Andress 28-40
- Week 4 Lost to Elke Sommer 20-55
- Week 5 Lost to Sharon Tate 29-50
- Week 6 Defeated Jean Seberg 40-31
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 : Elke Sommer vs Sharon Tate
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Elke Sommer vs Sharon Tate
Elke Sommer (6-0-0 Pts. 334 Avg. 55.67)
- Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld 47-44
- Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi 56-26
- Week 3 Defeated Mary Ure 58-12
- Week 4 Defeated Dyan Cannon 55-20
- Week 5 Defeated Jean Seberg 62-12
- Week 6 Defeated Ursula Andress 56-26
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Sharon Tate (4-2-0 Pts. 282 Avg. 47.00)
- Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress 44-48
- Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg 64-23
- Week 3 Defeated Eva Renzi 42-27
- Week 4 Lost to Tuesday Weld 27-36
- Week 5 Defeated Dyan Cannon 50-29
- Week 6 Defeated Mary Ure 55-19
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 7 : Mary Ure vs Tuesday Weld
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Mary Ure vs Tuesday Weld
Mary Ure (0-6-0 Pts. 124 Avg. 20.67)
- Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
- Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58
- Week 3 Lost to Elke Sommer 12-58
- Week 4 Lost to Jean Seberg 24-27
- Week 5 Lost to Eva Renzi 19-49
- Week 6 Lost to Sharon Tate 9-55
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Tuesday Weld (5-1-0 Pts. 289 Avg. 48.17)
- Week 1 Lost to Elke Sommer 44-47
- Week 2 Defeated Dyan Cannon 51-29
- Week 3 Defeated Jean Seberg 58-12
- Week 4 Defeated Sharon Tate 36-27
- Week 5 Defeated Ursula Andress 46-26
- Week 6 Defeated Eva Renzi 54-21
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Babesleaga Group AM : Week 6 : Results and Standings
Hi everyone. Back, as it were, and we enter the final week. Group AN will set to kick off the week after this. I hope there are no more problems. Fingers crossed.
Results
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Standings
| Contestant | Record | Points | Average | Points Against | Average Score |
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| Elke Sommer | 6 – 0 – 0 | 334 | 55.67 | 143 | 55.67 – 23.83 |
| Tuesday Weld | 5 – 1 – 0 | 289 | 48.17 | 162 | 48.17 – 27.00 |
| Sharon Tate | 4 – 2 – 0 | 282 | 47.00 | 182 | 47.00 – 30.33 |
| Ursula Andress | 4 – 2 – 0 | 239 | 39.83 | 235 | 39.83 – 39.17 |
| Eva Renzi | 2 – 4 – 0 | 214 | 35.67 | 237 | 35.67 – 39.50 |
| Dyan Cannon | 2 – 4 – 0 | 203 | 33.83 | 253 | 33.83 – 42.17 |
| Jean Seberg | 1 – 5 – 0 | 136 | 22.67 | 302 | 22.67 – 50.33 |
| Mary Ure | 0 – 6 – 0 | 124 | 20.67 | 304 | 20.67 – 50.67 |
Week 7
- 10:00 am Mary Ure vs Tuesday Weld
- 2:00 pm Elke Sommer vs Sharon Tate
- 6:00 pm Eva Renzi vs Dyan Cannon
- 8:00 pm Ursula Andress vs Jean Seberg
Group AN
- Morgan Fairchild
- Kelly Preston
- Teri Garr
- Goldie Hawn
- Markie Post
- Heather Thomas
- Geena Davis
- Sela Ward
Saturday Night Hootenanny
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Cartoons and Memes : Saturday Night Special
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 6/12/2026 : New Matches for 6/19/2026
| (4) Famke Janssen | No Preference | Tsai Chin |
|---|---|---|
| 165 | 0 | 21 |
| Karin Dor | No Preference | Serena Gordon |
|---|---|---|
| 94 | 1 | 76 |
New Matches for 6/19/2026
Match 1
(8) Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) vs Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (8) Jill St. John | 5 – 1 – 0 | 874 – 5 – 449 |
Actress: Jill St. John Nationality: American Bond Movie: Diamonds Are Forever (1971) Synopsis:
Tiffany Case was a diamond smuggler in part of a pipeline of smugglers that ultimately ended at Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Courier Peter Franks was supposed to pass the diamonds to Tiffany, but Bond intercepted and impersonated Franks, and managed to take the diamonds for himself. Bond’s involvement saved Tiffany being murdered, and she eventually switched to Bond’s allegiance.
Jill St. John
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Michelle Yeoh | 3 – 3 – 0 | 475 – 6 – 698 |
Actress: Michelle Yeoh Nationality: Malaysian Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Wai Lin was a Red Chinese agent, and had the same mission as Bond to investigate media magnate Elliot Carver. Carver had been suspected of causing tragic events so that he could get exclusive coverage on them and increase his ratings. Wai Lin was intelligent and worked more cleverly than Bond on several occasions. Eventually they teamed up together and stormed Carver’s stealth ship.
Michelle Yeoh
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Match 2
(2) Jacqueline Bisset(Giovanna Goodthighs) vs (1) Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (2) Jacqueline Bisset | 6 – 0 – 0 | 962 – 0 – 244 |
Miss Goodthighs is a Smersh agent who attempts to kill baccarat master Evelyn Tremble (operating under the alias James Bond 007) at Casino Royale in a bid to prevent him from bankrupting her employer Le Chiffre. She meets him in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and cradling a large bottle of champagne suggestively in her arms. Despite successfully seducing and poisoning him with a spiked drink, he is rescued by his recruiter and ally Vesper Lynd. When Tremble asks what became of her, Lynd remarks that she “took care of her”.
Jacqueline Bisset
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| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| (1) Teri Hatcher | 6 – 0 – 0 | 1218 – 1 – 237 |
Actress: Teri Hatcher Nationality: American Bond Movie: Tomorrow Never Dies (1997) Synopsis:
Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.
Teri Hatcher
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