Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 10/17/2025 : New Matches for 10/24/2025

Guest hosting a Bond Girlathon Friday? In additiion to my Cartoons and Memes winners duties? I demand overtime!

Results from 10/17/2025

Molly PetersNo PreferenceMichelle Yeoh
181057

Teri HatcherNo PreferenceMaryse Guy Mitsuoko
231023

Matches for 10/24/2025

Match 1

Mie Hama (Kissy Suzuki) vs Cecilie Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Mie Hama0 – 3 – 0140 – 6 – 523
Kissy Suzuki

Actress:Mie Hama
Nationality:Japanese
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Kissy Suzuki was a ninja working for the head of the Japanese secret service, Tiger Tanaka. She had a mock wedding with James Bond, who underwent surgery to disguise himself as a Japanese fisherman, so that the pair could explore a quiet village without being noticed.

Mie Hama

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Cecilie Thomsen1 – 2 – 0403 – 2 – 277
Professor Inga Bergstrom

Actress:Cecilie Thomsen
Nationality:Danish
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.

Cecilie Tomsen

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Match 2

Akiko Wakabayashi (Aki) vs Denise Richards (Dr. Christmas Jones)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Akiko Wakabayashi0 – 3 – 0181 – 7 – 362
Aki

Actress:Akiko Wakabayashi
Nationality:Japanese
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Aki was a senior agent of the Japanese secret service, working directly under its leader Tiger Tanaka. She was confident and independent, and tricked Bond into walking over a trap door, which catapulted him down a steel slide leading to Tanaka’s office. She drove a Toyota 2000GT and saved Bond’s life on many occasions. Mid way though the film, an assassin tried to poison Bond, but Aki was poisoned by mistake.

Akiko Wakabayashi

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Denise Richards3 – 0 – 0435 – 1 – 232
Dr. Christmas Jones

Actress:Denise Richards
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Christmas Jones was a nuclear physicist working for an international agency that decommissioned nuclear weapons from the Soviet Union era. After Bond helped her escape from an explosion, Jones helped Bond investigate a bomb travelling along Elektra King’s oil pipeline. She discovered that half the plutonium was missing, which helped Bond discover King’s intentions in time to stop her. The two spend Christmas together in turkey at the end of the film.

Denise Richards

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59 votes · 59 answers

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 10/10/2025 : New Matches for 10/17/2025

Bernie sez to say hello to everyone for him as I guest host this week.

Results

Famke JanssenNo PreferenceClaudine Auger
150295

Luciana PaluzziNo PreferenceSerena Gordon
121467

New Matches for 10/17/2025

Match 1

Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Molly Peters2 – 1 – 0423 – 2 – 336
Patricia Fearing

Actress:Molly Peters
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.

Molly Peters

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Michelle Yeoh1 – 2 – 0179 – 5 – 402
Wai Lin

Actress:Michelle Yeoh
Nationality:Malaysian
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Wai Lin was a Red Chinese agent, and had the same mission as Bond to investigate media magnate Elliot Carver. Carver had been suspected of causing tragic events so that he could get exclusive coverage on them and increase his ratings. Wai Lin was intelligent and worked more cleverly than Bond on several occasions. Eventually they teamed up together and stormed Carver’s stealth ship.

Michelle Yeoh

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64 votes · 64 answers

Match 2

Maryse Guy Mitsuoko (Mademoiselle La Porte) vs Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Maryse Guy Mitsuoko1 – 2 – 0253 – 1- – 396
Mademoiselle La Porte

Actress:Maryse Guy Mitsouko
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”

Maryse Guy Mitsouko

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Teri Hatcher3 – 0 – 0611 – 1 – 141
Paris Carver

Actress:Teri Hatcher
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.

Teri Hatcher

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67 votes · 67 answers

Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 10/3/2025 : New Matches for 10/10/2025

Time for me to transform into a guest host.

Results for 10/3/2025

Denise PerrierNo PreferenceNadja Regin
99753

Izabella ScorupcoNo PreferenceMargaret Nolan
119274

Matches for 10/10/2025

Match 1

Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs Famke Janssen (Xenia Onotopp)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Claudine Auger2 – 1 – 0376 – 5 – 263
Domino Derval

Actress:Claudine Auger
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.

Claudine Auger

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Famke Janssen3 – 0 – 0430 – 5 – 103
Xenia Onatopp

Actress:Famke Janssen
Nationality:Dutch
Bond Movie:Goldeneye (1995)

Synopsis:

Xenia Onatopp was a henchwoman working alongside the traitor General Ourumov. She stole a Tiger Helicopter, a new prototype that was resistant to electromagnetic pulses. She then helped Ourumov steal the codes and launch key for the Goldeneye satellite weapon from the Severnaya Space Control Centre. She killed the staff and programmed Goldeneye to destroy the facility with electromagnetic pulses that wouldn’t effect the Tiger. She flirted with Bond and tried to kill him on multiple occasions, but Bond ended up onatopp.

Famke Janssen

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Match 2

Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs Serena Gordon (Caroline)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Luciana Paluzzi1 – 2 – 0254 – 4 – 441
Fiona Volpe

Actress:Luciana Paluzzi
Nationality:Italian
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.

Luciana Paluzzi

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Serena Gordon0 – 3 – 0155 – 7 – 398
Caroline

Actress:Serena Gordon
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldeneye (1995)

Synopsis:

Caroline was a psychological evaluator working for MI6. She was sent by M to evaluate Bond, who took her for a drive in his Aston Martin DB5. Bond drove very fast and engaged in a race with Xenia Onatopp, making Caroline very uncomfortable. After screaming at Bond to slow down, Bond came to an abrupt stop, and seduced Caroline with a bottle of Bollinger champagne hidden in an armrest. The two proceed with a “very thorough evaluation.”

Serena Gordon

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 9/26/2025 : New Matches for 10/3/2025

My turn.

Results for 9/26/2025

Shirley EatonNo PreferenceLola Larson
173417

Tania MalletNo PreferenceTrina Parks
22306

New Matches for 10/3/2025

Match 1

Nadja Regin (Bonita) vs Denise Perrier (Marie)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Nadja Regin0 – 3 – 0122 – 4 – 487
Bonita

Actress:Nadja Regin
Nationality:Serbian
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

In the exciting pre-title sequence of Goldfinger, Bond foils the plots of a heroin baron and blows up his operations with plastic explosives. Before leaving, Bond takes care of some unfinished business, to have a bath with Bonita. The excursion turns out to be a trap, as Bonita seduces Bond so that a henchman can knock him unconscious. Bond sees the reflection in Bonita’s eyes, and she gets knocked on the head while the henchman is electrocuted in the bath. “Shocking. Positively shocking” Bond remarks before leaving the room.

Nadja Regin

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Denise Perrier0 – 3 – 0107 – 25 – 350
Marie

Actress:Denise Perrier
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

As Bond seeks out Blofeld to get revenge for the death of his wife, the trail leads him from Tokyo to Cairo, where he interrogates a gambler about Blofeld’s whereabouts. “Marie… ask.. Marie.” Bond finds Marie, who asks “Is there something I can do for you?” Bond replies with “There’s something I’d like you to get off your chest”, and then removes her Bra and begins to strangle her with it.He gets the information he wants and pursues the lead.

Denise Perrier

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Match 2

Margaret Nolan (Dink) vs Izabella Scorupco (Natalya Simonova)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Margaret Nolan1 – 2 – 0280 – 2 – 384
Dink

Actress:Margaret Nolan
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Margaret Nolan played the Golden Girl in the title sequence and the pre-release advertising for Goldfinger. However, the producers eventually choose Shirley Eaton to play Jill Masterson, and Nolan was given the much smaller role of the pool-side masseuse Dink. Dink is shown massaging Bond, but has to leave when Felix Leiter arrives for some “man’s talk.”

Margaret Nolan

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Izabella Scorupco1 – 2 – 0304 – 1 – 267
Natalya Simonova

Actress:Izabella Scorupco
Nationality:Polish-Swedish
Bond Movie:Goldeneye (1995)

Synopsis:

Natalya Simonova was a programmer working at a Russian Space Control Centre along with Boris Grishenko. Xenia Onatopp and General Ourumov staged a test drill in the centre, and after getting the launch keys, Onatopp shot everyone in sight. Natalya managed to escape, and made contact with Boris over the Internet. Unfortunately, Boris was a traitor working with Onatopp, and Natalya was captured.After she escaped a near death experience with Bond, the two paired up, and Natalya’s computer skills helped Bond overcome the traitors.

Izabella Scorupco

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 9/19/2025 : New Matches for 9/26/2025

Who’s turn is it? Moi.

Results 9/19/2025

Eunice GaysonNo PreferenceAliza Gur
78772

Lana WoodNo PreferenceHonor Blackman
124277

New Matches for 9/26/2025

Match 1

Shirley Eaton (Jill Masterson) vs Lola Larson (Bambi)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Shirley Eaton2 – 1 – 0355 – 4 – 250
Jill Masterson

Actress:Shirley Eaton
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Jill Masterson was the scantly dressed girl who used binoculars and an ear piece to help Auric Goldfinger cheat at cards. Bond caught her at the game, and together they blackmailed Goldfinger into losing his money. After enjoying a few bottles of Dom Perignon with Bond, Masterson was killed by Goldfinger’s henchman Oddjob, in revenge for her betrayal. Bond awoke to find her covered from head to toe in gold paint.

Shirley Eaton

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lola Larson0 – 3 – 0105 – 10 – 385
Bambi

Actress:Lola Larson
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Bambi and Thumper were the two gymnastic bodyguards holding Willard Whyte prisoner in his Las Vegas villa. When Bond enters to rescue Whyte, he meets Bambi and Thumper, who introduce themselves, and then take it in turns to attack Bond, somewhat playfully.

Lola Larson

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Match 2

Tania Mallet (Tilly Masterson) vs Trina Parks (Thumper)

Tilly Masterson

Actress:Tania Mallet
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Tilly Masterson tried to assassinate Auric Goldfinger in revenge for the death of her sister Jill. With her poor marksmanship, she missed and almost shot Bond, who took a sharp interest in her. Bond caught up with Tilly again and foiled another of her attempts to kill Goldfinger. In the process, the two were chased by Goldfinger’s hitmen, and Tilly was killed by Oddjob’s steel rimmed hat.

Tania Mallet

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Trina Parks0 – 3 – 034 – 6 – 542
Thumper

Actress:Trina Parks
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Thumper and Bambi attack Bond, kicking him and using their martial art skills to overcome him. Bond was at a loss, the two girls too nimble for him. However, Thumper and Bambi then throw Bond into a pool, and they lose their advantage, Bond managing to push their heads underwater until they give in and reveal where Willard Whyte is being kept.

Trina parks

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 9/12/2025 : New Matches for 9/19/2025

Hubba Hubba.

Results from 9/12/2025

Daniela BianchiNo PreferenceUrsula Andress
1381122

Martine BeswickNo PreferenceZena Marshall
108277

New Matches for 9/19/2025

Match 1

Aliza Gur (Vida) vs Eunice Gayson (Sylvia Trench)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Aliza Gur2 – 1 – 0188 – 22 – 372
Vida

Actress:Aliza Gur
Nationality:Israeli
Bond Movie:From Russia With Love (1963)

Synopsis:

Vida and Zora engaged in an intense cat fight, scratching, fighting and trying to strangle each other. The fight was broken up when an assassin attacked the camp to try and kill Kerim Bey. Bond saved the life of the camp’s leader in the process, who in turn honoured Bond’s request to end the fighting. Happy to have their leader alive, Vida and Zora warmed to Bond, who got to entertain them for the evening.

ALiza Gur

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Eunice Gayson1 – 2 – 0175 – 9 – 372
Sylvia Trench

Eunice Gayson
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Dr. No (1962)
From Russia With Love (1963)

Synopsis:

Sylvia Trench introduced herself in the opening scene of Dr. No as “Trench. Sylvia Trench”, which Bond then mimicked with his now trademark “Bond. James Bond”. Trench was Bond’s girlfriend for the first two films, with a running joke that Bond was called away on a mission just as things were heating up.

Eunice Grayson

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Match 2

Honor Blackman (Pussy Galore) vs Lana Wood (Plenty O’Toole)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Honor Blackman3 – 0 – 0447 – 6 – 158
Pussy Galore

Actress:Honor Blackman
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

The evocatively named Pussy Galore was an original Ian Fleming character from the novel. Ms. Galore ran a flying circus of female pilots, who were hired by Auric Goldfinger to fly over Fort Knox and gas the soldiers, so that Goldfinger could break in to the gold vault.

Honor Blackman

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Lana Wood2 – 1 – 0435 – 0 – 262
Plenty O’Toole

Actress:Lana Wood
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Plenty O’Toole was a gold digger from Las Vegas. She helped a man gamble at the craps table, but when he lost all of his money, she lost interest. She turned to leave, but went back after hearing James Bond ask for $10,000 in chips. She helped Bond play craps, and after winning $50,000, she went back to Bond’s suite. Bond girl Tiffany Case was waiting there for Bond, and some mobsters threw Plenty out of the window into the pool below.

Lana Wood

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 9/5/2025 : New Matches for 9/12/2025

Everyone better vote, or there will be… consequences.

Results 9/5/2025

Jacqueline BissetNo PreferenceValerie Leon
16402

Kim BasingerNo PreferenceBarbara Carerra
83063

New Matches 9/12/2025

Match 1

Daniela Bianchi (Tatiana Romanova) vs Ursula Andress (Honey Ryder)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Daniela Bianchi3 – 0 – 0494 – 6 – 63
Tatiana Romanova

Actress:Daniela Bianchi
Nationality:Italian
Bond Movie:From Russia With Love (1963)

Synopsis:

Tatiana Romanova worked for the Soviet Embassy in Istanbul, and was coerced by the deadly Rosa Klebb into a mission to seduce James Bond and (unknowingly) lead him to his death. She helped Bond steal a Lektor decoding machine, and the pair escaped on the Orient Express train. After a failed assassination attempt by henchman Red Grant, Klebb tried to personally kill Bond, but Tatiana’s loyalty to Bond won out.

Daniela Bianchi

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Ursula Andress3 – 0 – 0537 – 2 – 189
Honey Ryder

Actress:Ursula Andress
Nationality:Swiss
Bond Movie:Dr. No (1962)

Synopsis:

Honey Ryder dazzled cinema audiences, stepping out of the Caribbean sea wearing a white bikini with a large hunting knife at her side. She proved to be immensely popular with fans and set the tone for all Bond girls to come.

Ursula Andress

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Match 2

Zena Marshall (Miss Taro) vs Martine Beswick (Zora, Paula Caplan)

ContestantRecordTootal Scores
Zena Marshall1 – 2 – 0244 – 5 – 377
Miss Taro

Actress:Zena Marshall
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Dr. No (1962)

Synopsis:

Miss Taro was a spy working for the villainous Dr. No. She got herself a job at government house in Kingston, Jamaica, so that she could steal secret files detailing Dr. No and Crab Key Island. She invited Bond to her house for dinner, where she laid a trap for his assassination. However, Bond smelled something was fishy and got his men to arrest Miss Taro so he could lay a trap for the assassin.

Zena Marshall

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Martine Beswick1 – 2 – 0278 – 1 – 257
Paula Caplan
Zora

Actress:Martine Beswick
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:From Russia With Love (1963)

Synopsis:

Head of Station in Istanbul, Kerim Bey, took Bond to a gypsy camp, where the two girls Vida and Zora were to fight to the death over a man. Zora was played by Martine Beswick, who would return 3 years later to play another Bond girl in Thunderball.

Actress:Martine Beswick
Nationality:
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Paula Caplan was Bond’s liaison in Nassau. She was played by Martine Beswick, who had previously played Bond girl Zora in From Russia With Love. Paula helped Bond to make contact with Domino Derval, but met her end after being captured by SPECTRE agents, taking a cyanide pill to avoid torture.

Martine Beswick

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from8/29/2025 : New Matches for 9/5/2025

They let me out of the intern dorms to guest host so here we go.

Results

Sophie MarceauNo PreferenceMie Hama
211131

Halle BerryNo PreferenceTsai Chin
130583

New Matches for 9/5/2025

Match 1

Jacqueline Bisset (Giovanna Goodthighs) vs Valerie Leon (Lady in Bahamas : Hotel Recptionist)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Jacqueline Bisset2 – 0 – 0354 – 0 – 137
Giovanna Goodthighs
Miss Goodthighs is a Smersh agent who attempts to kill baccarat master Evelyn Tremble (operating under the alias James Bond 007) at Casino Royale in a bid to prevent him from bankrupting her employer Le Chiffre. She meets him in a hotel room, wearing a nightgown and cradling a large bottle of champagne suggestively in her arms. Despite successfully seducing and poisoning him with a spiked drink, he is rescued by his recruiter and ally Vesper Lynd. When Tremble asks what became of her, Lynd remarks that she “took care of her”.
Jacqueline Bisset

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Valerie Leon2 – 0 – 0213 – 8 – 111
Lady in Bahamas : Hotel Recptionist

Birth Name: Valerie Therese Leon

Age: 81, born 12 November 1943

Country of origin:  United Kingdom

Currently Residing In:  United Kingdom

Spy who loved me ; James Bond investigates the hijacking of British and Russian submarines carrying nuclear warheads, with the help of a K.G.B. agent whose lover he killed.

Never say never again ; James Bond is called upon to try to recover nuclear bombs stolen by Spectre, but he will have to get rid of a professional assassin, hired especially to eliminate him.

Valerie Leon

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Match 2

Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi) vs Barbara Carerra (Fatima Blush)

Domino Petachi

Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger

Age: 71, born 8 December 1953

Country of origin:  United States

Height: 5′ 6″

Relationship Status: In a relationship

Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent.

Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.

Kim Basinger

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Barbara Carerra1 – 1 – 0167 – 1 – 196
Fatima Blush

Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury

Age: 79, born 31 December 1945

Country of origin:  Nicaragua

Currently Residing In:  United States

Returning to his villa, Bond finds Nicole killed by Blush. After a chase on his Q-branch motorbike, Bond finds himself in an ambush and is captured by Blush. She admits to being impressed with him, and forces Bond to declare in writing that she is his “Number One” sexual partner. Bond distracts her with promises, then uses his Q-branch fountain pen gun to kill Blush with an explosive dart.

Barbara Carerra

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 8/22/2025 : New Matches for 8/29/2025

Hi guys. Looks like I am guest hosting for a group I am in. Funny that. Another funny thing is that two matches previous were with the wrong contestants against each other. Mr. Walrus’ bad and he is really sorry. So we will have the correct match ups this week and the erroneous matches will be voided. Mistakes happen.

Results 8/22/2025

Rosemund PikeNo PreferenceKarin Dor
166139

Jill St. JohnNo PreferenceRachel Grant
161265

New Matches for 8/29/2025

Match 1

Sophie Marceau (Elektra King) vs Mie Hama (Kissy Suzuki)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Sophie Marceau2 – 0 – 0284 – 2 – 205
Elektra King

Actress:Sophie Marceau
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Elektra King was the daughter of Sir Robert King, a wealthy oil baron. When Elektra was kidnapped by villain Renard, M persuaded Sir Robert not to pay the ransom. Elektra developed Stockholm syndrome because of this, feeling sympathy for Renard and resenting her father. She killed her father and planned to destroy Istanbul in a nuclear explosion so that her inherited oil pipeline would have a monopoly.

Sophie Marceau

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Mie Hama0 – 2 – 0109 – 5 – 312
Kissy Suzuki

Actress:Mie Hama
Nationality:Japanese
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Kissy Suzuki was a ninja working for the head of the Japanese secret service, Tiger Tanaka. She had a mock wedding with James Bond, who underwent surgery to disguise himself as a Japanese fisherman, so that the pair could explore a quiet village without being noticed.

Mie Hama

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Match 2

Halle Berry (Jinx) vs Tsai Chin (Ling)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Halle Berry1 – 1 – 0218 – 2 – 243
Jinx

Actress:Halle Berry
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Die Another Day (2002)

Synopsis:

Since Die Another Day was the 20th Bond film, and marked the 40th anniversary of the series, Jinx was introduced in the style of Honey Ryder, rising out of the sea in a bikini, with a hunting knife attached to her side. Jinx worked for the NSA and was assigned to kill Zao.

Halle Berry

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Tsai Chin0 – 2 – 048 – 3 – 275
Ling

Actress:Tsai Chin
Nationality:Chinese
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

In the opening scenes of the film, Bond is shown in bed with Ling, as the two discuss why Chinese girls taste different from all other girls. Ling gets up and presses a button that rockets the bed upwards into the wall, and two gunmen enter the room to kill Bond. It is later revealed to the audience that Ling was helping to stage Bond’s death in order to keep his enemies off his back.

Tsai Chin

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 8/15/2025 : New Matches for 8/22/2025

Time for me to shine in the guest host role. Have fun.

Results

Serena Scott ThomasNo PreferenceAkiko Wakabayashi
1055101

Sophie MarceauNo PreferenceTsai Chin
196035

Matches for 8/22/2025

Match 1

Karin Dor (Helga Brandt) vs Rosemund Pike (Miranda Frost)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Karin Dor0 – 2 – 0131 – 6 – 240
Helga Brandt

Actress:Karin Dor
Nationality:German
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Helga Brandt was a SPECTRE henchwoman who pretended to fall in love with Bond and switch to his side, only to try and kill him the next morning. For failing to kill Bond, Brandt is killed by head of SPECTRE Blofeld, who drops her into a pool of piranha fish. Helga Brandt was very similar to prior Bond girl Fiona Volpe, as the producers tried to replicate their prior success.

Karin Dor

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Rosemund Pike2 – 0 – 0345 – 5 – 81
Miranda Frost

Actress:Rosamund Pike
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Die Another Day (2002)

Synopsis:

Miranda Frost was an MI6 agent assigned to investigate Gustav Graves. An Olympic fencing champion, Frost worked as Graves’ publicist and fencing partner. Bond discovered that Miranda was a double agent working for Graves, who had killed off Miranda’s competition in the Olympics so that she could win gold.

Rosemund Pike

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Match 2

Jill St. John (Tiffany Case) vs Rachel Grant (Peaceful Fountains of Desire)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Jill St. John1 – 1 – 0267 – 0 – 206
Tiffany Case

Actress:Jill St. John
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Diamonds Are Forever (1971)

Synopsis:

Tiffany Case was a diamond smuggler in part of a pipeline of smugglers that ultimately ended at Ernst Stavro Blofeld. Courier Peter Franks was supposed to pass the diamonds to Tiffany, but Bond intercepted and impersonated Franks, and managed to take the diamonds for himself. Bond’s involvement saved Tiffany being murdered, and she eventually switched to Bond’s allegiance.

Jill St. John

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Rachel Grant2 – 0 – 0350 – 6 – 69
Peaceful Fountains of Desire

Actress:Rachel Grant
Nationality:Filipino
Bond Movie:Die Another Day (2002)

Synopsis:

Peaceful Fountains of Desire was a masseuse working for Mr Chang of the Hong Kong Yacht Club Hotel. Bond arrived and took the presidential suite, and was soon surprised to have a complimentary masseuse knock at the door. Knowing Mr Chang was with Chinese Intelligence, Bond felt down the girl’s legs and took her gun. He smashed a nearby mirror to reveal Mr Chang spying on him, and talked to Chang directly instead of having the girl find out information.

Rachel Grant

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 8/8/2025 : New Matches for 8/15/2025

Hi guys. I’m out of semi retirement to host this week’s Bond Girlathon. I hope you are all doing well.

Results

Denise RichardsNo PreferenceMaryse Guy Mitsuoko
120052

Halle BerryNo PreferenceMie Hama
145240

Matches for 8/15/2025

Match 1

Akiko Wakabayashi (Aki) vs Serena Scott Thomas (Dr. Molly Warmflash)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Akiko Wakabayashi0 – 2 – 080 – 2 – 257
Aki

Actress:Akiko Wakabayashi
Nationality:Japanese
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Aki was a senior agent of the Japanese secret service, working directly under its leader Tiger Tanaka. She was confident and independent, and tricked Bond into walking over a trap door, which catapulted him down a steel slide leading to Tanaka’s office. She drove a Toyota 2000GT and saved Bond’s life on many occasions. Mid way though the film, an assassin tried to poison Bond, but Aki was poisoned by mistake.

Akiko Wakabayashi

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Serena Scott Thomas0 – 2 – 0140 – 9 – 298
Dr. Molly Warmflash

Actress:Serena Scott Thomas
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Molly Warmflash was the chief medical officer at MI6. Bond had to visit her to be cleared for duty after an explosion dislocated his collar bone. Although not technically fit, Bond seduced Molly, who agreed to clear him so long as he called her this time. Moneypenny read off the report, which mentioned that Bond had “exceptional stamina.”

Serena Scott Thomas

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Match 2

Tsai Chin (Ling) vs Sophie Marceau (Elektra King)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Tsai Chin0 – 2 – 048 – 3 – 275
Ling

Actress:Tsai Chin
Nationality:Chinese
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

In the opening scenes of the film, Bond is shown in bed with Ling, as the two discuss why Chinese girls taste different from all other girls. Ling gets up and presses a button that rockets the bed upwards into the wall, and two gunmen enter the room to kill Bond. It is later revealed to the audience that Ling was helping to stage Bond’s death in order to keep his enemies off his back.

Tsai Chin

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Sophie Marceau2 – 0 – 0284 – 2 – 205
Elektra King

Actress:Sophie Marceau
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Elektra King was the daughter of Sir Robert King, a wealthy oil baron. When Elektra was kidnapped by villain Renard, M persuaded Sir Robert not to pay the ransom. Elektra developed Stockholm syndrome because of this, feeling sympathy for Renard and resenting her father. She killed her father and planned to destroy Istanbul in a nuclear explosion so that her inherited oil pipeline would have a monopoly.

Sophie Marceau

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 7/25/2025 : New Matches for 8/8/2025

Hey, I actually woke up in time to post these matches, woo-hoo!

Results

Teri HatcherNo PreferenceLuciana Paluzzi
211037

Molly PetersNo PreferenceCecile Thomsen
117093

New Matches for 8/8/2025

Match 1

Maryse Guy Mitsouko (Mademoiselle La Porte) vs Denise Richards (Dr. Christmas Jones)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Maryse Guy Mitsuoko1 – 1 – 0201 – 10 – 276
Mademoiselle La Porte

Actress:Maryse Guy Mitsouko
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Mlle. La Porte was Bond’s French liaison during his attendance of SPECTRE agent Jacques Bouvar’s funeral. She informs Bond that Bouvar passed away in his sleep, and as the two leave the funeral she ends with “Is there anything else our French station can do for Monsieur Bond?”, to which Bond replies, “Later, perhaps.”

Maryse Guy Mitsouko

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Denise Richards2 – 0 – 0315 – 1 – 180
Dr. Christmas Jones

Actress:Denise Richards
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:The World is Not Enough (1999)

Synopsis:

Christmas Jones was a nuclear physicist working for an international agency that decommissioned nuclear weapons from the Soviet Union era. After Bond helped her escape from an explosion, Jones helped Bond investigate a bomb travelling along Elektra King’s oil pipeline. She discovered that half the plutonium was missing, which helped Bond discover King’s intentions in time to stop her. The two spend Christmas together in turkey at the end of the film.

Denise Richards

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Match 2

Mie Hama (Kissy Suzuki) vs Halle Berry (Jinx)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Mie Hama0 – 2 – 0109 – 5 – 312
Kissy Suzuki

Actress:Mie Hama
Nationality:Japanese
Bond Movie:You Only Live Twice (1967)

Synopsis:

Kissy Suzuki was a ninja working for the head of the Japanese secret service, Tiger Tanaka. She had a mock wedding with James Bond, who underwent surgery to disguise himself as a Japanese fisherman, so that the pair could explore a quiet village without being noticed.

Mie Hama

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Halle Berry1 – 1 – 0218 – 2 – 253
Jinx

Actress:Halle Berry
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Die Another Day (2002)

Synopsis:

Since Die Another Day was the 20th Bond film, and marked the 40th anniversary of the series, Jinx was introduced in the style of Honey Ryder, rising out of the sea in a bikini, with a hunting knife attached to her side. Jinx worked for the NSA and was assigned to kill Zao.

Halle Berry

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 7/18/2025 : New Matches for 7/25/2025

Smoke ’em if you got ’em this is going to take a while. There is a wedding coming up next week so these new matches will be open for voting until 8/7/2025. Baring any unforseen circumstances which, if we could forsee them, we would bar them.

Results

Margaret NolanNo PreferenceSerena Gordon
117148

Claudine AugerNo PreferenceMichelle Yeoh
155222

Matches for 7/25/2025

Match 1

Luciana Paluzzi (Fiona Volpe) vs Teri Hatcher (Paris Carver)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Luciana Paluzzi1 – 1 – 0217 – 4 – 230
Fiona Volpe

Actress:Luciana Paluzzi
Nationality:Italian
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Fiona Volpe was the archtypical Bond henchwoman, with the task of seducing men into traps. She was feisty and more competent than many of the henchmen in the Bond films. She met her end while dancing with Bond; a henchman tried to shoot Bond in the back, but he quickly spun round and the bullet killed Fiona instead.

Luciana Paluzzi

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Teri Hatcher2 – 0 – 0400 – 1 – 104
Paris Carver

Actress:Teri Hatcher
Nationality:American
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Paris Carver was an ex-lover of Bond’s, and wife of media mogul Elliot Carver. When Elliot was suspected as a terrorist, M sent Bond to seduce Paris and use his prior relationship to get information. Paris wasn’t happy to see Bond, and refused to help him. However, when Elliot spotted the two talking, and tried to kill Paris, she changed her mind and told Bond everything. She died that evening as Elliot sent henchman Dr. Kaufman to kill her.

Teri Hatcher

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Match 2

Molly Peters (Patricia Fearing) vs Cecile Thomsen (Professor Inga Bergstrom)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Molly Peters1 – 1 – 0306 – 2 – 243
Patricia Fearing

Actress:Molly Peters
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Patricia Fearing was a nurse working at the Shrublands health clinic, where Bond had been sent to detoxify from too many martinis. After nearly being killed by SPECTRE agent Count Lippe, Bond won the sympathy of Patricia, and the two spent the night with a steam room and a mink glove.

Molly Peters

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Cecile Thomsen1 – 1 – 0310 – 2 – 160
Professor Inga Bergstrom

Actress:Cecilie Thomsen
Nationality:Danish
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Inga Bergstrom was a Professor of Danish at Oxford University. Bond said, in Danish, “I’ve always enjoyed studying a new tongue, Professor.”, to which Bergstrom replied “One might say you have a natural ability.” Just then, the camera panned to show Bond and Bergstrom in bed together. The phone rang, and on discovering it was Moneypenny, Bond replied that he was just brushing up on a little Danish.

Cecilie Thomsen

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results for 7/11/2025 : New Matches for 7/18/2025

Pulling double duty, being in one Bond Girlathon and hosting today. Silly World.

Results

Tania MalletNo PreferenceIzabella Scorupco
107098

Famke JanssenNo PreferenceNadja Regin
165127

New Matches for 7/18/2025

Match 1

Margaret Nolan (Dink) vs Serena Gordon (Caroline)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Margaret Nolan0 – 2 – 0163 – 1 – 336
Dink

Actress:Margaret Nolan
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Margaret Nolan played the Golden Girl in the title sequence and the pre-release advertising for Goldfinger. However, the producers eventually choose Shirley Eaton to play Jill Masterson, and Nolan was given the much smaller role of the pool-side masseuse Dink. Dink is shown massaging Bond, but has to leave when Felix Leiter arrives for some “man’s talk.”

Margaret Nolan

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Contestant RecordTotal Scores
Serena Gordon0 – 2 – 0107 – 6 – 281
Caroline

Actress:Serena Gordon
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldeneye (1995)

Synopsis:

Caroline was a psychological evaluator working for MI6. She was sent by M to evaluate Bond, who took her for a drive in his Aston Martin DB5. Bond drove very fast and engaged in a race with Xenia Onatopp, making Caroline very uncomfortable. After screaming at Bond to slow down, Bond came to an abrupt stop, and seduced Caroline with a bottle of Bollinger champagne hidden in an armrest. The two proceed with a “very thorough evaluation.”

Serena Gordon

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Match 2

Claudine Auger (Domino Derval) vs Michelle Yeoh (Wai Lin)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Claudine Auger1 – 1 – 0221 – 3 – 241
Domino Derval

Actress:Claudine Auger
Nationality:French
Bond Movie:Thunderball (1965)

Synopsis:

Domino Derval was the mistress of SPECTRE agent Emilio Largo. Bond discovers that Largo had killed Domino’s brother, and thinks he can use that fact to get her on his side. They meet underwater as Bond untraps Domino’s flipper from the coral, and Bond manages to convince her to plot against Largo.

Claudine Auger

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Michelle Yeoh1 – 1 – 0157 – 3 – 247
Wai Lin

Actress:Michelle Yeoh
Nationality:Malaysian
Bond Movie:Tomorrow Never Dies (1997)

Synopsis:

Wai Lin was a Red Chinese agent, and had the same mission as Bond to investigate media magnate Elliot Carver. Carver had been suspected of causing tragic events so that he could get exclusive coverage on them and increase his ratings. Wai Lin was intelligent and worked more cleverly than Bond on several occasions. Eventually they teamed up together and stormed Carver’s stealth ship.

Michelle Yeoh

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Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 7/4/2025 : New Matches for 7/11/2025

I never had the chance to play a Bond girl villain.

Results

Honor BlackmanNo PreferenceTrina Parks
17828
Shirley EatonNo PreferenceDenise Perrier
112341

Matches for 7/11/2025

Match 1

Tania Mallet (Tilly Masterson) vs Izabella Scorupco (Natalya Simonova)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Tania Mallet1 – 1 – 0169 – 4 – 285
Tilly Masterson

Actress:Tania Mallet
Nationality:English
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

Tilly Masterson tried to assassinate Auric Goldfinger in revenge for the death of her sister Jill. With her poor marksmanship, she missed and almost shot Bond, who took a sharp interest in her. Bond caught up with Tilly again and foiled another of her attempts to kill Goldfinger. In the process, the two were chased by Goldfinger’s hitmen, and Tilly was killed by Oddjob’s steel rimmed hat.

Tania Mallet

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Izabella Scorupco1 – 1 – 0211 – 1 – 160
Natalya Simonova

Actress:Izabella Scorupco
Nationality:Polish-Swedish
Bond Movie:Goldeneye (1995)

Synopsis:

Natalya Simonova was a programmer working at a Russian Space Control Centre along with Boris Grishenko. Xenia Onatopp and General Ourumov staged a test drill in the centre, and after getting the launch keys, Onatopp shot everyone in sight. Natalya managed to escape, and made contact with Boris over the Internet. Unfortunately, Boris was a traitor working with Onatopp, and Natalya was captured.After she escaped a near death experience with Bond, the two paired up, and Natalya’s computer skills helped Bond overcome the traitors.

Izabella Scorupco

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Match 2

Nadja Regin (Bonita) vs Famke Janssen (Xenia Onatopp)

ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Nadja Regin0 – 2 – 095 – 3 – 322
Bonita

Actress:Nadja Regin
Nationality:Serbian
Bond Movie:Goldfinger (1964)

Synopsis:

In the exciting pre-title sequence of Goldfinger, Bond foils the plots of a heroin baron and blows up his operations with plastic explosives. Before leaving, Bond takes care of some unfinished business, to have a bath with Bonita. The excursion turns out to be a trap, as Bonita seduces Bond so that a henchman can knock him unconscious. Bond sees the reflection in Bonita’s eyes, and she gets knocked on the head while the henchman is electrocuted in the bath. “Shocking. Positively shocking” Bond remarks before leaving the room.

Nadja Regin

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ContestantRecordTotal Scores
Famke Janssen2 – 0 – 0265 – 4 – 76
Xenia Onatopp

Actress:Famke Janssen
Nationality:Dutch
Bond Movie:Goldeneye (1995)

Synopsis:

Xenia Onatopp was a henchwoman working alongside the traitor General Ourumov. She stole a Tiger Helicopter, a new prototype that was resistant to electromagnetic pulses. She then helped Ourumov steal the codes and launch key for the Goldeneye satellite weapon from the Severnaya Space Control Centre. She killed the staff and programmed Goldeneye to destroy the facility with electromagnetic pulses that wouldn’t effect the Tiger. She flirted with Bond and tried to kill him on multiple occasions, but Bond ended up onatopp.

Famke Janssen

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