Seems like all I’ve been doing here lately is yabbing on about the Carnival. So why stop now?
The First! Carnival of Comedy was by several accounts an unequivacable success. And entries are already pouring in for the next one, which will also be hosted here at IMAO on 5/5/2005.
So, got some funny? Yes? Send it in today, details of how to do that can be found here.
First. I need to get a life.
http://leatherpenguin.com/wordpress/?p=1064
(who are these idiot interns?)
Sending May Day Cheer to spacemonkey…
(and all)…enjoy..
http://www.duirwaighgallery.com/inspiration_trailer.htm
Gaaaah!!!! Filthy Commies have invaded! They are waving their flags today, a mere block away from my home! Amongst them, even filthier hippies are holding signs commemorating “International Workers’ Day”, even though none of them have actually had a real job! Arrrggh!
On top of that, according to the laws of the People’s Republic of Wisconsin, Komrad Doyle and Peg Goldschlager … er Lautenschlager … say it’s a felony to set them on fire! I might have to move South over this; as I do understand the $50 air pollution fine for burning filthy, filthy hippies.
I feel your pain coffeeachiever,
My blog is hosted on madison.com with their soviet communist star logo. I do fight the power though.
Cordially,
Uncle J
Military Matters
UPDATE:
Well, good news on resisting the filthy commies and the filthier hippies.
After observing them from a distance, and upwind (I can’t find my gasmask), the commies dispersed shortly after noon. I wondered to myself, why did they quit so early? My only answer is this:
Since they are “fighting” for “workers’ rights” (yet don’t have a single callous on their wussy half-caf-mocha-latte-stained hands) they obviously don’t have the stamina beyond the French work-week.
I consoled myself by spending money towards crass, capitalistic commercialism. That and a swig of whiskey.
Remember folks, avoid the foo-foo drinks. True coffee must be of the color and consistancy of the sweet, sweet oil that we steal from forn’ers.