IMAO EXCLUSIVE! MUST CREDIT IMAO!
President Bush is to announce his Supreme Court nominee at 9pm tonight, but I have just gotten word from a secret source who the President’s nominee is.
It’s…
Remember that you heard it here first, and I believe I was the only one to even suggest him as a nominee.
Expect harsh responses from Senate Democrats soon…
First
Will Hulk Hogan fill the next opening? If so, will there be a lot more violence involved with dissenting opinions?
I will only support Hogan if he is the Hulkamania Hogan that defended America and Democracy against Sgt. Slaughter in Wrestlemania 7 – as opposed to NWO Hogan, and any other variation he’s had since I stopped watching.
He’s Hulkamania Hogan again. I mean,…uh… I don’t watch wrestling.
runs away
And the cool thing is he can use his forehead for a gavel.
He’s Incredible Hulk Hogan now.
But will we get the “Clubber Lang” Mr. T, or the “A-Team” Mr. T?
I fell that Clubber-T would be great during the Confirmations (he’ll beat the crap out of the Dems till they have heart attacks like Mickey). However, A Team-T better represents traditional American values. He could best defend the Constitution from Jurist Revisions(often w/ a .50 AE or AT-4).
Side note – will he get to ware the bling-bling over the robe? That would be cool…
It’s nice to see Mr. T’s working again. The President should appoint that fool Murdock for the next Supreme opening. Hilarity will ensue.
Wow. You are brilliant.
finally…a sexy supreme court justice
I don’t know about the A Team T, I remember vaguely that his accuracy is way off. Can we trust some one that can’t hit a person with 300 rounds to interpret the constitution.
I think the next appointee should be Ric Flair. Seriously, how are the wingnuts going to claim the “Nature Boy” is anti-environment???