[High Praise! to Freedom Is Just Another Word for tipping me to the existence of this]
U.N. Predicts Disaster if Global Warming Not Checked (1989 AP article)
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WE’VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING!
We have to protect our phoney baloney jobs here, gentlemen! We must do something about this immediately! Immediately! Immediately! Harrumph! Harrumph! Harrumph!
we are all living in a sim now.
Don’t worry once the Democrats take over, every tax they raise, every new government program they formulate, every military budget they cut, that money will go towards ending global warming. Except, of course, the money they use for the care and maintenance of Illegal aliens, free college tuition, and free medical care for all.
After they skim off a modest 80% for
graftadministrative expensesThey aren’t illegal aliens they are climate change migrants.
Yes and by taking jobs in chicken rendering plants in Mississippi they’re saving the planet from global warming™, got it.
See? It’s easy peasy!