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Bond Girlathon : Results 1/1/2025 : New Matches 1/8/2025

I hope everyone is enjoying 2025. We have some more results for you and this week’s match-ups.
Results
| Tina Hudson | No Preference | Cassandra Harris |
|---|---|---|
| 144 | 4 | 51 |
| Tanya Roberts | No Preference | Kristina Wayborn |
|---|---|---|
| 194 | 0 | 39 |
This week.
Match 1
Grace Jones (May Day) vs Fiona Fullerton (Pola Ivanova)
| Contestant | Record | Total Score |
|---|---|---|
| Grace Jones | 0 – 1 – 0 | 8 – 1 – 232 |

Actress: Grace Jones Nationality: Jamaican Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
May Day was the girlfriend of Max Zorin, and also worked for him as an assassin.May Day killed Bond’s chauffeur, and tried to kill Bond on several occasions. Much later in the film, May Day realized that she had been double crossed by Zorin, who had left her to die in an explosion that would cause a flood in silicon valley. May Day joined teams with Bond to remove the bomb, and in doing so, met her death.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Fiona Fullerton | 0 – 1 – 0 | 65 – 2 – 145 |

Actress: Fiona Fullerton Nationality: Nigerian Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Pola Ivanova was a KGB agent working for General Gogol. She recorded incriminating evidence of Max Zorin, and escaped with a tape of it. Bond had followed her, and a struggle ensued, until they both realized that they knew one another from a prior mission. They went to a spa and spent the evening in a hot tub together. While Bond took a shower, Pola snook out with the tape, only to realize later that Bond had switched it for a fake.

Match 2
Mary Stovin (Kimberly Jones) vs Maryam d’Abo (Kara Milovy)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Mary Stovin | 1 – 0 – 0 | 232 – 1 – 8 |

Actress: Mary Stövin Nationality: Swedish Bond Movie: A View To a Kill (1985) Synopsis:
Kimberley Jones was an MI6 agent who assisted Bond in Siberia, on a mission to recover a lost microchip from assassinated agent 003. Bond snowboarded down a mountain to avoid a helicopter and a gang of hitmen skiers. When he got to the bottom, Kimberley was waiting in a boat disguised as an iceberg. Bond pulled out some beluga caviar, a bottle of Vodka and the microchip, mentioning that it would be five days until they reached Alaska.

VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Maryam d’Abo | 1 – 0 – 0 | 145 – 2 – 65 |

Actress: Maryam d’Abo Nationality: Dutch Bond Movie: The Living Daylights (1987) Synopsis:
Kara Milovy was the girlfriend of Georgi Koskov, a traitor playing both sides in the cold war. Koskov pretended to defect to the West, and got Milovy to shoot blanks at him to make it look more real. He knew that she would be assassinated by Bond, who was assigned to protect Koskov. However, Bond noticed she wasn’t a professional, and he didn’t kill her. When Koskov was discovered to be a traitor, Bond met Milovy posing as a friend of Koskovs. He gained her trust and revealed his identity, gaining a brave ally for his mission.

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Family Restaurant Closing After Lawsuit Over ‘Discriminatory’ Ladies’ Night
Newsweek | 12/27/2024 | Monica SagerA popular California restaurant is closing following a lawsuit centered around its “ladies’ night” events.
Lima, a family-run restaurant in Concord, California, is shutting its doors next week after settling a discrimination lawsuit over its ladies’ night promotions. The restaurant posted on Facebook earlier this month that it was “unable to fully recover” from the lawsuit and the “compounded” issues it faced regarding increased operation costs….
Gender-based promotions, such as ladies’ nights, have faced legal trouble under the California Civil Rights Act. In 1985, the state’s Supreme Court ruled that ladies’ day promotions at car washes and elsewhere and ladies’ night promotions at restaurants and nightclubs violated the act….
Lima’s ladies’ night promotion offered women drinks, including wine, at half price for three hours each week, a deal that had been going on for years.
“It’s a frivolous lawsuit that took us down. It’s just ambulance-chasing lawyers,” John Marquez, Lima’s chef and owner, told ABC News.
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