Promoted Song: If You Are a Rich Man

from our own Bob B:

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If you are a rich man,
We will take your money, buck by buck, accounts we’ll surely drain
All day long we’ll tax and fine and fee
‘Til you’re not a wealthy man.
I wouldn’t have to work hard.
Living off the grift that fraud-based NGOs always obtain
If you’re even a little bitty rich
You’re a target of our evil plan

I’d build a big McMansion from your former riches,
And so will a dozen of my pals
I’d get a new EV with the stolen loot I took
There might be one long lawsuit filed in the courts
And one IRS probe coming down,
But they will all lead nowhere, ‘cus you’re a schnook

Once you’re not a rich man,
We’ll move on and find another sucker we can bleed wealth from
Anyone who has that thing we want
All day long we’ll break ‘em to a bum.


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Mary Ure vs Elke Sommer

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Mary Ure vs Elke Sommer

Mary Ure (0-2-0 Pts. 50 Avg. 25.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Dyan Cannon 26-57
  • Week 2 Lost to Ursula Andress 24-58

VS

Elke Sommer (2-0-0 Pts. 103 Avg. 51.50)

  • Week 1 DefeatedTuesday Weld 47-44
  • Week 2 Defeated Eva Renzi 56-26

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Let x = 1.5

OK, say I. Let it. Doesn’t bother me.

“If x + y = 7, . . .”

. . . which is as likely or unlikely as x + y equalling 6 or 8, and furthermore is assuming facts not in evidence . . .

“then what is y?”

What, indeed?

Why drag y into this at all?

If you’re able to assume the godlike power to deem that x has a certain value — out of infinite possibilities — why, then, can’t I do the same for y? Let someone else reconcile the discrepancy in the equation. We’ve both made our cases, and I say they stand on equal ground.


 


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 3 : Eva Renzi vs Sharon Tate

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Eva Renzi vs Sharon Tate

Eva Renzi (1-1-0 Pts. 80 Avg. 40)

  • Week 1 Defeated Jean Seberg 54-25
  • Week 2 Lost to Elke Sommer 26-56

VS

Sharon Tate (1-1-0 Pts. 108 Avg. 54.00)

  • Week 1 Lost to Ursula Andress 44-48
  • Week 2 Defeated Jean Seberg 64-23

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69 votes · 69 answers


 

Babesleaga Group AM : Week 2 : Results and Standings

Week 2 went smoothly.

Results

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80 votes · 80 answers

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82 votes · 82 answers

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82 votes · 82 answers

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87 votes · 87 answers

Standings

ContestantRecordPointsAveragePoints AgainstAverage Score
Ursula Andress2 – 0 – 010653.006853.00 – 34.00
Elke Sommer2 – 0 – 010351.507351.50 – 36.50
Sharon Tate1 – 1 – 010854.007154.00 – 35.50
Tuesday Weld1 – 1 – 09547.507647.50 – 38.00
Dyan Cannon1 – 1 – 08643.007743.00 – 38.50
Eva Renzi1 – 1 – 08040.008140.00 – 40.50
Mary Ure0 – 2 – 05025.0011525.00 – 57.50
Jean Seberg0 – 2 – 04824.0011824.00 – 59.00

Week 3

  • 10:00 am Eva Renzi vs Sharon Tate
  • 2:00 pm Mary Ure vs Elke Sommer
  • 6:00 pm Dyan Cannon vs Ursula Andress
  • 8:00 pm Jean Seberg vs Tuesday Weld


 


 


 


 


 

Promoted Song: The Thug’ll Come Out Tomorrow

by our very own Bob B:

The thug’ll come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar, that tomorrow there’ll be fun
Just thinking about tomorrow
Antifa brings riots, and the sorrows just begun


When I’m stuck with some gay that’s gray and phony
I just print more ballots, and grin, and say, oh
Hamas’ll come out tomorrow
Oh, you gotta hang out tomorrow, come what may


Tomorrow, tomorrow, a new cause tomorrow
Your troubles won’t go away


The taxes come out tomorrow
Bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow there’ll be more!
Just grifting some more tomorrow
‘Til we ruin the rich folks and the rest become poor


When I’m stuck for some words that are vague and phony
I just call AOC or Gavin and say
These are our best hopes tomorrow
Oh, we’ve gotta hang on ’til tomorrow, come what may


Tomorrow, tomorrow, you’ll find out tomorrow
Can’t trust anything they say
Tomorrow, tomorrow, we’ll fool you tomorrow
No answers, you’ll always pay


 


 


 

Here Is Probably Why Movies Generally Suck

Come to think of it, it’s why all levels of government generally suck. I’m looking at you, SCOTUS.

Racist criteria suck.

The Four DEI Standards
To qualify for Best Picture consideration, a film must satisfy the following criteria:

Standard A: On-Screen Representation. The film must meet one of three conditions:
Cast a lead or significant supporting actor from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group.
Ensure at least 30% of the ensemble cast consists of women, LGBTQ+ individuals, people with disabilities, or underrepresented racial/ethnic groups (from at least two of these categories).
Center the main storyline or subject matter on an underrepresented group.

Standard B: Creative Leadership. At least two department heads (e.g., director, cinematographer, editor) must be from underrepresented groups, with at least one being a person of color. Alternatively, the film can meet this standard by employing six or more crew members from underrepresented racial/ethnic groups in technical roles, or having 30% of the entire crew come from at least two underrepresented categories.

Standard C: Industry Access. The film’s distributor or financing company must provide internship or entry-level opportunities to at least two individuals from underrepresented groups.

Standard D: Audience Development. The studio’s marketing, publicity, or distribution units must include at least two senior executives or consultants from underrepresented groups, including at least one person of color.