Straight Line of the Day: Satan Enrolled in a U.S. University, and Found…
I Don’t Remember the Ex-Girlfriend; But I Know I Remember the Gun
Friday Night Open Thread: It’s Alarming That My Whole Dating Career Can Be Summed Up in One Photo
Want To See Some Next-Level Donkey Detailing?
British vs. U.S. Driving — the Eternal Debate
There Has Been Evolution in Mocking
2 Kings 2:23 – 2:25 (KJV)
23 And he [Elisha] went up from thence unto Bethel: and as he was going up by the way, there came forth little children out of the city, and mocked him, and said unto him, Go up, thou bald head; go up, thou bald head.
24 And he turned back, and looked on them, and cursed them in the name of the LORD. And there came forth two she bears out of the wood, and tare forty and two children of them.
25 And he went from thence to mount Carmel, and from thence he returned to Samaria.
Straight Line of the Day: What’s Russia Going To Do With a Drunk Humanoid Robot?
Russia’s much-hyped humanoid robot face-plants onstage during debut
Washington Post via MSN | 13 November 2025 | Naomi Schanen, Natalia AbbakumovaA humanoid robot’s highly anticipated debut quickly went awry when it stumbled onstage at a technology showcase in Moscow on Tuesday.
Backed by the theme song of “Rocky,” the robot, accompanied by two people, waddled onto the stage before a room full of journalists ready to catch a glimpse of what the developers called “Russia’s first anthropomorphic robot with artificial intelligence.” But in a scene resembling the end of a messy night at the bar, as the robot attempted to wave its right hand, it stumbled around before falling flat, face-first.
The two men accompanying the robot scrambled to drag it offstage, while other staff members tried to pull a black curtain across the stage to cover the blunder.
Wait: You’re Not Going To Bilk Mrs. George Horace Lorimer, Are You?
Bond Girlathon Friday : Results from 11/7/2025 : New Matches for 11/21/2025
So I am guest hosting while being in an active Babesleaga… interesting.
Results from 11/7/2025
| Jill St. John | No Preference | Halle Berry |
|---|---|---|
| 174 | 1 | 58 |
| Jacqueline Bisset | No Preference | Rosemund Pike |
|---|---|---|
| 184 | 0 | 36 |
Matches for 11/21/2025
Match 1
Kim Basinger (Domino Petachi) vs Rachel Grant (Peaceful Fountains of Desire)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Kim Basiger | 2 – 1 – 0 | 281 – 0 – 316 |
Birth Name: Kimila Ann Basinger
Age: 71, born 8 December 1953
Country of origin:
United States
Height: 5′ 6″
Relationship Status: In a relationship
Foreign Secretary Lord Ambrose orders a reluctant M to reactivate the double-0 section, and Bond is tasked with tracking down the missing weapons. Bond follows a lead to the Bahamas and finds Domino Petachi, Jack’s sister, and her wealthy lover Maximillian Largo, who is SPECTRE’s top agent.
Bond and Leiter attempt to board Largo’s yacht, the Flying Saucer, in search of the missing nuclear warheads. Bond finds Domino and attempts to make Largo jealous by kissing her in front of a one-way mirror. Enraged, Largo traps Bond and takes him and Domino to Palmyra, Largo’s base of operations in North Africa. Largo punishes Domino for her betrayal by selling her to passing Arabs. Bond escapes from his prison and rescues her.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Rachel Grant | 2 – 1 – 0 | 415 – 8 – 230 |
Actress: Rachel Grant Nationality: Filipino Bond Movie: Die Another Day (2002) Synopsis:
Peaceful Fountains of Desire was a masseuse working for Mr Chang of the Hong Kong Yacht Club Hotel. Bond arrived and took the presidential suite, and was soon surprised to have a complimentary masseuse knock at the door. Knowing Mr Chang was with Chinese Intelligence, Bond felt down the girl’s legs and took her gun. He smashed a nearby mirror to reveal Mr Chang spying on him, and talked to Chang directly instead of having the girl find out information.
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Match 2
Babara Carrera (Fatima Blush) vs Valerie Leon (Lady in Bahamas : Hotel Recptionist)
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Barbara Carrera | 1 – 2 – 0 | 230 – 1 – 279 |
Birth Name: Barbara Kingsbury
Age: 79, born 31 December 1945
Country of origin:
Nicaragua
Currently Residing In:
Returning to his villa, Bond finds Nicole killed by Blush. After a chase on his Q-branch motorbike, Bond finds himself in an ambush and is captured by Blush. She admits to being impressed with him, and forces Bond to declare in writing that she is his “Number One” sexual partner. Bond distracts her with promises, then uses his Q-branch fountain pen gun to kill Blush with an explosive dart.
VS
| Contestant | Record | Total Scores |
|---|---|---|
| Valerie Leon | 2 – 1 – 0 | 215 – 8 – 275 |
Birth Name: Valerie Therese Leon
Age: 81, born 12 November 1943
Country of origin:
United Kingdom
Currently Residing In:
Spy who loved me ; James Bond investigates the hijacking of British and Russian submarines carrying nuclear warheads, with the help of a K.G.B. agent whose lover he killed.
Never say never again ; James Bond is called upon to try to recover nuclear bombs stolen by Spectre, but he will have to get rid of a professional assassin, hired especially to eliminate him.
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Babesleaga, a History
Haven’t done one of these in awhile so here are the links to all the previous Babesleaga groups and winners bracket results. It will pinned as first post for a week, until 11/27/2025. The road goes on forever and the party never ends.
Division 1 Groups A – H
Group A Group B Group C Group D Group E Group F Group G Group HDivision 1 Playoff
Division 1 ResultsDivision 2 Groups I – P
Group I Group J Group K Group L Group M Group N Group O Group PDivision 2 Playoff
Division 2 ResultsDivision 3 Groups Q – X
Group Q Group R Group S Group T Group U Group V Group W Group XDivision 3 Playoff
Division 3 ResultsDivision 4 Groups Y – AF
Group Y Group Z Group AA Group AB Group AC Group AD Group AE Group AFDivision 4 Playoffs
Division 4 ResultsDivision 5 Groups AG -AN
Group AG Group AH Group AICurrently Group AJ is voting. See the new match ups every Monday.
Straight Line of the Day: Why Do Women Play With Their Hair When They Like a Guy?
Who Put the Dynamite in Anna’s Mattress?
Cartoons and Memes
Fareed Dumb’s Just Another Word for Nothing Left to Losers
In Which We Applaud Fareed Zakaria for Belatedly Seeing the Blindingly Obvious
PJ Media | 18 Nov 2025 | Stephen Green… CNN’s Fareed Zakaria, finally noticing what conservatives have known for years.
… While congressional Democrats “promised wonderful sounding new programs” like free childcare, in the real world, they “preside over bloated bureaucracies and inept execution.”
… “Government that promises more costs more, but delivers less,” something he called “a paradox that defines much of blue state America.”