Mario In My World comment thread

Posted by Frank J. on October 17, 2008 at 12:11 pm

Comments aren’t working on this post for some reason, so you can comment here to tell me how awesome I am.

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29 Responses to “Mario In My World comment thread”

  1. sarahk says:

    you’re awesome.

  2. Peeps says:

    (standing on chair, applauding wildly)

  3. Socrates says:

    Dude, you’re like having a big bag of candy in my RSS reader.

    Totally awesome.

  4. katrina says:

    lols! you’re the best! I’ve always hated Princess Peach. And Toad. Don’t even get me started on him.

  5. James says:

    I tried to post:
    Now I *know* it’s a work of fiction — the Wii never gets shooters!

  6. Gasgwar says:

    Mario! You magnificent stereotypical bastard!

    Good stuff. Mario is a lot more racist, abusive towards women, and all around hateful than I remember him being. He must have been hanging around the kos. Or maybe it is his brothers influence? He should lose him for good.

  7. HKPistole says:

    FrankJ is teh Woot!

  8. JumpOut says:

    Luigi, you’re nothing to me now. You’re not a brother, you’re not a friend. I don’t want to know you or what you do. I don’t want to see you at the hotels, I don’t want you near my house. When you see our mother, I want to know a day in advance, so I won’t be there. You understand?

    You broke my heart, Luigi. You broke my heart.

  9. Master Shake says:

    If you convert this IMW to Candyland, you may have it down to a level that Obamuhhh supporters can understand…

    Hmm…better make that peek-a-boo…

    or maybe different kinds of baby rattles?…

    Never mind. The thought of Mario gunning them all down as violently as possible is much better.

  10. Luigi says:

    That’s bull. That fat, short jerk has been taking all the credit for my work for too long. I can jump higher and I’m taller. Nice stupid red shirt, idiot. Forget it, I’m going to hang out with at Wario Vick’s house for some Yoshi fights.

  11. Gasgwar says:

    Master Shake –
    I think “Hello Kitty” is more on their level.

  12. Son of Bob says:

    You’re the next generation’s Ron Paul.

  13. BigRichardSmall says:

    Another corruption of beloved charecters from when I was a kid. What’s next, are you going to write a story about Mega Man getting half his body repossesed by the government because he didn’t pay Obama’s taxes on imported parts for his arm cannon? Or some delightful story about what happened to Sonic the Hedgehog at a drunken party at Barny Franks house when he cashed in his options from Fanny May?

    I just took a shower and I’m still not clean.

  14. George says:

    You’re awesome, but whoever’s running the site isn’t. Half the time it won’t open.

  15. Eric says:

    I knew there was a reason I have you on my favorites list on my PS3

  16. Ernie Loco says:

    I tried to tell you how awesome you were, but it didn’t work. And Mario with a shotgun is waaaay cooler than Mario with fireballs. Although the hammer brothers suit may still edge out the shotgun.

  17. Corona says:

    Now do Mario in The Wild Bunch.

    Princess Peach shoots Mario in the shoulder.
    Mario whips around with a shotgun.
    “Bitch!” (BLAM!)

  18. cptnmoroni says:

    Meh.

  19. Oroso says:

    Frank, you’re awesome.

  20. Terry_Jim says:

    Every time Frank posts,
    an angel gets his wings.

  21. Terry_Jim says:

    Re : “Marios of the World Unite”
    Sounds like a good game to teach the virtues of liberty to skulls-full-a-da-mush.

    After the little Nintendo addicts spend 3-4 hours working to earn whatever
    … gold coins, magic cannoli or rainbow lasagna-
    a drab brown suited Nintendo Revenue Agent appears
    and empties Mario’s pockets to give the loot to his lazy brother.

  22. Scooter says:

    started out kind of weak but got awesome later

  23. 5 of 7 says:

    “This game just became ‘Survival Horror’!” And the reference to the Gorilla and the EPA! LOL!

  24. Silicon Valley Jim says:

    I didn’t understand anything about the In My World because I’ve never played any video games, but you’re awesome anyway, Frank.

  25. nightfly says:

    Now I’m hearing the “invicible Mario” theme, only in a minor key, with a crunching guitar riff, as done by Rush. (The Canadian one.)

  26. NunyaB says:

    Terry_Jim says: Every time Frank posts, an angel gets his wings.

    Every time a Liberal speaks,
    an angel gets its period.

    ™Some IMAOer’s comment that still cracks me up

  27. TerribleTroy says:

    Well DONE sir! Well Done! Im off to reccomend this to others…. Good Stuff!

  28. ZK says:

    <blockquote cite=”Every time Frank posts,
    an angel gets his wings.”

    So THAT’S why Pit’s so much fun to play in Brawl!

    Frank J = Epic Win

  29. ZK says:

    …And I fail at HTML :(

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