Um… I’m Offended? – UPDATED 8:45pm
Somebody thought this illustration would be a great way to stick it to the man:
All I can say is that if we can’t have dinosaurs with laser cannons, I’d gladly settle for elephants with devil horns and missile launchers.
Which, by the way, was part of Dick Cheney’s original plan for Afghanistan.
UPDATE 8:45 PM – Super-secret spy photo of the Cheney Plan in action from confidential undercover informant Code Name “Michael”:
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October 23rd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
If only the GOP was really that way.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:14 pm
That’s a year old, I bet McCain wishes it was widely seen last year.
If that had made it to Instapundit last year McCain might have won.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Accept no substitutes! As movies like (Peter Jackson’s) King Kong amply demonstrate, tyrannosaurs can leap across tall rock formations in a single bound and they have an innate hereditary knowledge of kung fu. We don’t want slow-moving, dim-witted elephants leading the charge! I mean, sure, give the elephants rocket launchers to, but use them as med evac units for the tyrannosaurs (they could pull the dinos to safety using their trunks). Elephants have decent memory skills and could probably beat the dinos at checkers, but have you ever seen an elephant with mad ninja skills? I didn’t think so.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:05 pm
This is supposed to….offend us?
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Marko, Not really. Because we have brains and testosterone. But we need to pretend to be offended for the sake of the dhimmicrats in that “pat a retard on the head and give him a lollipop for the fingerpainted blob he claims is a rainbow.”
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:01 pm
Coo1!!!
I say we totally steal that!
Naturally, the RINOs won’t be allowed anywhere near it. Think how useful that will be in telling real conservatives apart from wimpy RINOs!
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Seems like we can do something with the stars, too. Ninja throwing stars? Little stealth bombers?
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:12 pm
I’m all for it. Blast the hippies with the missiles, any survivors get stomped and impaled on the razor sharp horns. BOOOO-YAH!!!
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:14 pm
it needs a 50 cal strapped to it’s back.
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:08 pm
It needs a pair of 1911′s stapped to it’s waist. Is this the Palin/Thompson campaign logo ?
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:05 pm
But we need to pretend to be offended for the sake of the dhimmicrats in that “pat a retard on the head and give him a lollipop for the fingerpainted blob he claims is a rainbow.”
Like putting the tusks in the wrong place?
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:11 pm
I’m offended. I’d much rather an elephant with horns with a laser beam attached to its head. Rockets are so 1990s.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Well, it’s not as cool as shark with frikkin’ laser beams attached to their heads… but it’s a lot better than ill-tempered mutant sea bass.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:14 pm
Hey maybe that would run off the RINOs..
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
The horns are clearly an homage to Borat and his singing.
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:37 pm
Yep. I bet “Israelis For Obama” is very happy with their choice now. Hope they (at least the ones that live in Israel) have a fall out shelter cuz your cuz ain’t gonna help you when Iran launches the Nucs next year…..
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:43 pm
needs angry eyes…
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:02 pm
Needs a dumb-gun for RINO’s… Kind of Like a Stun-Gun only Dumber…
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:47 pm
“Elephants want to destroy the world. STOP IT!”
First, “Elephants want to destroy the world.” I could sell a movie script on that tag line.
Second, he has “STOP IT!” in all caps, with an exclamation point, right after “elephants want to destroy the world.” He obviously isn’t telling other people to stop the elephants, since there are multiple elephants (plural), and only one “it” he wants stopping. I think we’re supposed to picture him screaming “stop it” while using a rolled-up newspaper to hit an elephant. An elephant with devil horns and a rocket launcher.
As for the image itself, I wonder if the Republicans can get a license for the image to use as the new logo.
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:51 pm
Let’s just strap laser cannons
and missle launchers to Dick Cheney.
The man.
Takes.
No.
Crap.
October 24th, 2009 at 12:23 am
You know some peoples very existence offends me. Pelosi, Reid, Oberman, Couric, Sawyer et al. They all offend me just by breathing. So…………what is the government going to do about it. Hey Pres. get to it.
Hurry up, I’m being offended here, see the offensiveness inherent in the system. Help, help I’m being offended.
October 24th, 2009 at 12:34 pm
Elephants never forget they just get even.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:52 pm
I’m pretty offended! Missiles are SO Twentieth Century. How ’bout lasers or railguns?!
October 25th, 2009 at 12:50 am
I’m not sure if this is good news or bad news. The rocket launcher shown on the elephant is of Russian/ Soviet make. If this photo came from a Cheney Ninja Death Squad it means the Russians are arming elephants in order to keep up with our missle armed dinosaurs. Tyranosaurs with rocketlaunchers are fine, but we need Apatosaurs with Minutemen IIIs in order to trump this. The arms race is on again!
October 25th, 2009 at 1:10 am
Apparently the piles of dead Russians that Cheney created to obtain the rocket launchers were cropped out of the photograph.
My apologies for the Fox-like reporting inaccuracy.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:35 am
You know for the fact that the liberals are always talking about evolution and biology you would think they would be able to figure out where the tusks go on an elephant. I mean I understand they are trying to put horns on it to make it look evil but that’s stupid, everyone knows that elephants aren’t evil and that donkeys are stupid.