Why People Hate Barack Obama?
Update – video link changed from YouTube to CBS due to error message at original
[CBS News direct link]
“I have to say, why people hate you? And, and, why, you, they ‘posed to love you, and God is love, and…”
Since I am a people, I feel eminently qualified to answer this question.
Please note that I’m speaking strictly for myself, since other, equally-qualified people of peopleness may have differing reasons for hating the player instead of the game.
* He has big, flapping, sticky-out chimp ears, but I’m not allowed to CALL them “chimp” ears, because that’s [mocking, high-pitched voice] “raaaacist!”
* For the same reason I hated Bill Clinton – he married a bitter, shrewish harridan who is unencumbered by even a tincture of fashion sense.
* His communications director can call Mao a “political philosopher” with a straight face.
* He said, regarding the boy asking the question, “I’m gonna let him use my special mike”. Didn’t his safe schools czar say that, too?
* I just can’t forgive Obama for saying that slavery had its merits. I mean, I understand he was speaking off the cuff and was just trying to make a larger point and everyone gaffes once in a while, but damn… there IS a line, dude.
* The constant televised speeches that pre-empt crappy network programs so that I have to listen to people who actually watch that garbage whine about how they couldn’t watch their shows. Read a book, people!
* He DIDN’T really caboose-check that Brazillian chick. Is he a freakin’ eunuch?
* He’d look completely awesome with an Evil Spock goatee, but he refuses to grow one.
* He wasted perfectly good sodium silicate in destroying the engines of Cash for Clunkers trade-ins, instead of using it for its correct purpose: Magic Rocks.
* He’s a f@#$ing socialist.
Since nobody else hates Obama, I don’t expect there will be any comments on this post, but if you want to hate me for being a hater, have at it.
P.S. I also hate the media outlets that decided to put a grammar-corrected version of the kid’s words in quotes instead of quoting what he ACTUALLY said (like *ahem* I did).
(27 votes, average: 4.63 out of 5)
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October 16th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
I hate him because he foiled my attempt to build a railroad through the town of Rock Ridge.
October 16th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
5 Stars for use of the word ‘harridan.’
Also, I hate him because he makes me self-conscious of my tragically un-hip whiteness.
October 16th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
I hate him because he doesn’t love my freedom to hate his guts, which you gotta love even if you hate me.
Huh?
October 16th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Wait until he kills your granny to save a few healthcare bucks, kid. Then you’ll understand.
October 16th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I hate him, because Frank hates him.
October 16th, 2009 at 2:43 pm
I hate him because he’s a snobby snide narcissistic WHITE liberal who even after winning the presidency wants to pretend decision making is above his paygrade.
October 16th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Harvey, don’t hate on the media; they were just taking copy straight from the script before it was given to the kid. Not their fault his dilivery sounded like Obama without a teleprompter.
I don’t hate Obama, I just douple-plus un-like him, most specifically for his douple-plus un-good un-freedom policies and pals.
October 16th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
I hate that tick on his face. What the hell is that thing? Brrrr.
October 16th, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Also,
for stealing the election,
for crushing Hillary’s dreams
for being so smug about everything
for Ignoring the War on er.. Islam Radical Islam Terrorism …Bad Stuff
for his ridiculous speech pattern
for not being Sarah Palin
for being a hater
October 16th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Better question? How can you tell when Barack is lying?
Answer. His Lips move.
October 16th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Who’s obama and why should I give him enough thought to hate him?
October 16th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
I hate him cause he wants to drain my bank account and steal whats left in my wallet and give it all to lazy, non-working, pinko-commie, crack head, pot smoking hippies on welfare.
October 16th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
We fought wars to defend our Capital so his buddy Ayers could try to blow it up. I hate that. And his mom jeans..
October 16th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
I hate him for not speaking up when he should, and vice versa, plus, like dude, the campaign is way over so stop campaigning already. Oh yeah, and the fact that he represents everything I loathe about libs.
October 16th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
Wow.. seriously? The Media-complicit Orwellian cover-up continues…
[I traded the YouTube link for one from CBS. Should work now - Harvey]
October 16th, 2009 at 4:22 pm
…because he actually thinks “the rest of us” are stupid enough to believe everything he says. I also hate that he hates the Constitution.
October 16th, 2009 at 4:30 pm
I hate him because all his bloviating is adding to the CO2 load which has dramatically increased local and global temperatures, and What? The temps are what?
Never mind.
October 16th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
You guys are bunch of idiots, you have lots of issues and YOU GUYS ARE RACIST period……
October 16th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
If you shave the back of his head, you’ll find the number 666 as a birthmark.
I’m insanely jealous of his amazingly consistant smile.
His alter-ego is The Effete Pirate Barack
Because ignoring him could be fatal.
October 16th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
I hate him for the same reason that I hate Khrushchev, Mao, Castro, Lil’ Kim, Ho Chi Minh, Chavez, Che, ….I guess I don’t hate Obama specifically, just communists in general.
October 16th, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Dear fat child,
He hated us first.
Sincerely,
Son of Bob
October 16th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I hate him be because he is a shit stapler
October 16th, 2009 at 8:23 pm
I don’t know him enough to like or dislike him. However I do hate the policies and socialist ideas that he and the Democratic Socialists are trying to force upon the American citizen. For this there will be hell to pay in 2010. All he has accomplished thus far is to galvanize the opposition. The House and the Senate should be very carefull about the socialists policies the try and institute as most of them will be looking for new jobs very shortly.
October 17th, 2009 at 8:40 am
I hagte anyone named ” FranK’ sounds like a beef weiner
October 17th, 2009 at 10:58 am
You don’t have enough bandwidth to support a list of my reasons.
October 17th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
I hate Obama because he embodies the moronic, ego-driven, 1960’s campus radicalism that has taken 40 years to blossom, producing a dumbed-down generation that can’t even recognize the greatest scam in history taking place right before its eyes, the obliteration of the only nation that has ever managed to balance government with citizens’ personal freedom.
October 17th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
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October 17th, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Ok, since I’m a Christian and am not supposed to hate my fellow man I do not hate Obama…. I think he has made very poor decisions and hate his attitude towards the people who elected him, not to mention that I hate most of his actions. But I still pray that God will open the man’s eyes to truth and force him to the realization of what he is doing to the USA. On the other hand, I have a sneaking suspicion that Obama already knows the truth… in which case I pray that God makes something happen to get the man out of the White House.
October 17th, 2009 at 3:40 pm
I hate because he talks to much and flies to places like NJ and Louisiana to talk too much some more and all his hot air is delaying winter.
October 17th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Because hating the scum of the earth is what decent people are raised to do.
October 17th, 2009 at 8:58 pm
I’m with Son of Bob, “we hate him, for he first hated us”
either that or I’m just bitterly clinging to my guns and my religion
October 17th, 2009 at 9:43 pm
I try to pray FOR him, but lately I find myself praying ABOUT him.
Like, “Lord? About the prez … well, I mean, like, you know, right?”
- Judges 4:15-16
“And the Lord routed Sis’era and all his chariots and all his army before Barak at the edge of the sword; and Sis’era alighted from his chariot and fled away on foot. And Barak pursued the chariots and the army to Haro’sheth-ha-goiim, and all the army of Sis’era fell by the edge of the sword; not a man was left.”
I’ll keep praying.
October 18th, 2009 at 7:05 am
I don’t hate him, that would be wrong. I merely hope his own sweet wookie-wife beats his head in when she catches him looking at a butt like on that young Brazilian chick. I do not care what the media says, I know what looking at a fine young backside looks like.
Please note: Do not berate either Obama, me or that Frog about her being to young. The age limit is about touching, not looking.
October 18th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
I hate him because his wife is UGLY and the MSM tries to compare her with Jackie, not in a million years toots! I hate him because he is UGLY! I hate him because he is a communist and a liberal. I hate him because he let many soldiers die while still trying to make up his mind on more troops, how many more will die before there is an uprising?
October 19th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Hwuu,
Regarding” for crushing Hillary’s dreams”
…..that’s actually a reason to like him, IMAO.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:58 am
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October 20th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Do not hate him. America is not socialist. He wants to be king, let him find an island & all his Buddies can rule with him. His objectives are not for but anti-American. He sits on his duff/while Americans suffer in afghan. Bring them home, Obama, ur not interested in the war, ur concerned abt global affairs. U gave up poland to Russia&Germany, ur a white racist & use it to silence media, u should have turned down pulitzer-globalist vying two Americans against each other, ur being made a fool of. bowing to foreign leader-unbelieveable! u talk abt global lies of ‘green’, tax us for an empty cause, scientists keep telling Gore/u there is not evidence of global warming-you take monies from insurance, and carbon tax to support ur socialistic programs. u should be thrown out of the oval office via the window. YOUR FIRED months ago by me!
October 21st, 2009 at 11:17 am
I don’t think Hate is the word I would use. I think “despise your underhanded, communistic, anti-American, pro-abortion, pro-oneworldgovernment, dictator loving, UN lap dog acting, white hating, race baiting punk ass” would be a more calm description for how I feel about Mr. President.
October 21st, 2009 at 11:20 am
I forgot “want to kill your grandma” in my description. No wonder it took him several days to go to her side. She didn’t fit in his television schedule and he figured he would just let her pass without actually having to tell her to “let go”, since it was time.
October 24th, 2009 at 7:13 am
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October 27th, 2009 at 10:15 pm
OBAMA LOVES HATE BILL
Go ahead, Mr. President. Sign the “hate” bill. By doing so you will help to fulfill the predicted repeat of the “days of Lot” in Luke 17 – days which today seem anxious to outperform their ancient counterparts! You have already been helping to fulfill the predicted repeat of the “days of Noah” in the same chapter – that is, violence towards the unborn which presently is matching, if not surpassing, the violence that forced God in Genesis 6 to announce that He would soon destroy everyone except Noah and his family. Mr. President, by helping to fulfill both of the above “days” you will discover that God has His Almighty veto over what you say and do!
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:34 pm
I hate him because I got laid-off last year. I’m from the MidWest. There aren’t any new businesses popping up anywhere. And he is on vacation every other week.
February 3rd, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Also, he can’t seem to keep his wife in check. She thinks she is always on an episode of “Cribs”. I just love it when my president rubs his lifestyle in my face in every magazine and on every channel. I can’t even stand in line at the grocery store without seeing her top picks for my home 2010.