There’s No Joke Here
Sometimes I’m think something is a great story for a joke, but then I realize the premise is already too funny so there’s no point in adding to it. For example:
People are comparing Obama’s foreign policies to those of Jimmy Carter, and Carter is offended.
That’s pretty perfect as is, but you can try turning it into a joke if you want.
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February 24th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Until Obama lets the Iranians hold US hostages for over a year, his policies do not stand up to Carter’s. Carter still holds the record for incompetence, but Obama has time to fix that.
February 24th, 2010 at 4:08 pm
I disagree Dods. Carter was very effective in tearing down this country, and should be offended when compared to Obama incompetent bumbling.
Carter gave the panama canal back, gave mixed signals to the shah of Iran inciting a revolution.
Canceled the Olympics on the basis of Soviet Russia being too mean in their war with Afganistan, Gave the communists a toehold in El Salvador, and got Taiwan thrown out of the UN. And thats just off the top of my head without bringing in domestic agenda issues like the dept of education or Hyper-inflation.
All in all Carter was pretty effective at being a Bad president. He should be offended. It would be like comparing Timothy McVeigh to the Underwear Bomber.
February 24th, 2010 at 4:26 pm
“Jimmy Carter has informed the media that he was ‘shell shocked’ to discover that he is, in fact, Jimmy Carter.”
February 24th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
The only difference between them is…. Obama doesn’t have a loudmouthed, duface, beer swilling brother.
February 24th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
“Do not dare to compare me to Pol Pot.” Adolph Hitler
“That John Edwards ain’t nothin’ like me.” Bill Clinton
“That Jim Bakker has non of my morals.” Jimmy Swaggert
“The Tin Man’s bucket head looks nothing like mine.” Barack Obama
That Satan is not in the same class as me.” Hillary Clinton
So many jokes, so little time.
February 24th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Carter went on to say, “Anyone who knows me or has studied my presidency knows I had no foreign policies to speak of. How dare they make the accusation.”
February 24th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
I bet Obama’s brother would drink beer too if he had enough money to move out of his box.
You can’t blame Jimmy for being mad, he’s losing his title of worst president ever, nobody wants to be in second place.
The difference between him and the Black Boy is Carter was just a moron, Obama is doing it on purpose, nobody can be this incompetent.
February 24th, 2010 at 5:14 pm
Sometimes I’m think I’m need to use grammar-check on I’m computer before I’m posting.
PS – It’s like mentally retarded people being offended at being called liberals. (Yes, I think I just called Carter a retard and Obama a liberal.)
February 24th, 2010 at 5:25 pm
Foreign policy or any other the difference in hindsight is that Carter depressed the nation, Obama scares the nation. The joke is that it’s no laughing matter.
February 24th, 2010 at 6:19 pm
Georgian Peanut Farmer > Chicago Community Race Hussler
February 24th, 2010 at 6:22 pm
Aren’t Carters daughters Hot? I feel bad for those Obama girls they might be cute now but when those Barry genes kick on its gonna be 1995 Chelsea Clinton^2.
February 24th, 2010 at 6:57 pm
at least jemma could defeat the evil attack rabbit.
February 24th, 2010 at 8:27 pm
It’s my understanding that Stalin and Marx are also highly offended of the comparisons with Obama.
February 24th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
Boy, that’s weird … I wondered what those other commenters were talking about when they said they couldn’t see the other comments, and now it’s happened to me! Must be Science! run amuck again. Oh well. I hope I don’t get trapped in this alternate dimension … it’s lonely here!
February 24th, 2010 at 11:50 pm
Oh! There you are!
February 25th, 2010 at 4:56 am
This just confirms it; Jimmuh Carter is a RAAAAACIST!
February 25th, 2010 at 7:43 am
Jimmy Carter is in shock because Obama is his long lost son.
February 25th, 2010 at 9:06 pm
After I told my wife her recipe tasted like crap, I heard a voice from the toilet say,”HOW DARE YOU!!”
February 25th, 2010 at 11:24 pm
Woo Hoo!
After a week or so alone in the cold, I can see comments on an IMAO post! I hope it lasts.