Random Thoughts

The frustrating thing about a lone crazy person is that in the end there is no one to really blame except the lone crazy person.

Know what caused the collapse of the Roman Empire? Talk radio.

It’s the allowing of heated rhetoric in America that protects us from political violence.

It is a little disturbing how Sarah Palin names caribou after liberal politicians just before she shoots them.

Shouldn’t evil Dick Cheney get some blame? He taught us it’s okay to shoot people.

There is no problem with heated political rhetoric as long as we all follow proper heating instructions.

I always assumed the Dupnik stupidity is a hope to find a scapegoat other than himself.

There are tens of millions of armed, angry conservatives. If the left were right about us, wouldn’t they all be dead?

What’s with shaving your head and being crazy? Maybe hair help keeps brain at right temperature for sanity.

At least the left and right will all be able to unite to despise Fred Phelps.

26 Comments

  1. Shouldn’t evil Dick Cheney get some blame? He taught us it’s okay to shoot people.

    I blame him for everything. Don’t you?

    What’s with shaving your head and being crazy? Maybe hair help keeps brain at right temperature for sanity.

    I think you’re on to something, Frank. Too little hair and your brain cools down, causing this particular crazy. Too much hair and your brain overheats, causing hippy syndromes. Dupnik has a very odd bald spot on the front of his head. That explains his crazy.

    Random thought: Auburn’s shady investors made a killing last night!

    Random thought: Does Oregon expect to win a national championship with defenders who are slow, undersized bad tacklers?

  2. You know what causes heated politics. When we have dug up ill refutable proof that the shooter is some crazed liberal nut job who decided to shoot his congresswoman because he felt she was a traitor to Nancy Pelosi by not being a crazy liberal nut job like himself, and then the left insists on still blaming talk radio. People get angry when they get blamed for stuff they didn’t do.

  3. “Know what caused the collapse of the Roman Empire? Talk radio.”

    Absolutely. It’s well known that Rushlimbus Maximus, the top anti-Emperor radio talk show in Rome was always using overheated rhetoric, always saying he was a big fan of Attila The Palin and that someday visigoths and huns would sack Rome. I think he also had crossdhairs on his website, too.

    “Random thought: Does Oregon expect to win a national championship with defenders who are slow, undersized bad tacklers?”

    Good point, Marko. Though the game was much closer than I thought it would be, I expected an Auburn romp.

    Random thought: Doesn’t Oregon know wearing neon green socks and shoes and a weird grey helmet makes them look like the Oregon Clown Ducks?

  4. “What’s with shaving your head and being crazy? Maybe hair help keeps brain at right temperature for sanity.”

    What a crock of crap, I have not gone crazy despite going bald.

    Potato Salad is the work of the SATAN. FREEMASONS RUN THE COUNTRY. The New York Times is an organ of the vast right wing conspiracy. Kenysian economics works.

  5. “Actually the problem is when one reheats rhetoric, especially in a microwave. Then it gets a hard crusty layer that is impossible to bite through and leaves a yucky taste in your mouth.”

    Good point. Heated rhetoric is quite yucky when re-heated. That’s why a like my heated rhetoric fresh from the oven or grill with just a hint of garlic.

  6. h/t Dan Foster
    Paul Kanjorski, D-Pa in NY time today
    “We all lose an element of freedom when security considerations distance public officials from the people. Therefore, it is incumbent on all Americans to create an atmosphere of civility and respect in which political discourse can flow freely, without fear of violent confrontation.”

    Paul Kanjorski D-Pa oct 23

    “Instead of running for governor of Florida, they ought to have him and shoot him. Put him against the wall and shoot him.

  7. Random thought: Doesn’t Oregon know wearing neon green socks and shoes and a weird grey helmet makes them look like the Oregon Clown Ducks?

    What about those duck wing things on the front of their shoulders? Totally, teh ghey. Made it hard to root for them. Also reminds me of blue football fields. Nothing is sacred.

    Actually the problem is when one reheats rhetoric, especially in a microwave. Then it gets a hard crusty layer that is impossible to bite through and leaves a yucky taste in your mouth.

    That’s why I use my Easy Bake oven. It keeps my rhetoric warm but just this side of crispy. This is prolly why liberals want to take my lightbulbs away.

    It is a little disturbing how Sarah Palin names caribou after liberal politicians just before she shoots them.

    True. TLC hasn’t aired her doing this because it’s such a shameful insult to the caribou.

  8. Have you tried heating anything with the new “Green” Easy Bake oven that uses efficient CFLs? Its like driving a SMART car in a demolition derby.

    besides, everyone knows rhetoric is best served steamed on a bed of angel hair pasta, with just a touch of olive oil and garlic. mmmmm

  9. MarkoMancuso says:
    January 11th, 2011 at 9:41 am
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    What’s with shaving your head and being crazy? Maybe hair help keeps brain at right temperature for sanity.

    I think you’re on to something, Frank. Too little hair and your brain cools down, causing this particular crazy. Too much hair and your brain overheats, causing hippy syndromes. Dupnik has a very odd bald spot on the front of his head. That explains his crazy

    Or not. Don’t forget this is Tucson, Obviously they were both fried.

  10. “The frustrating thing about a lone crazy person is that in the end there is no one ‘to really blame except the lone crazy person.

    The other frustrating thing is that one of the law-abiding citizens there didn’t have a gun, so that he could take down the gunman before so many people were shot to death.

  11. Guns don’t kill people, ammo does….
    Outlawing guns is stupid. We should outlaw spoons! Obeisty kills more people than any other behaviour. Just think about Oprah trying to eat her ice cream without a spoon…

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