Top Ten Rejected Titles for Dick Cheney’s Memoir
So Dick Cheney finished his memoir and it is coming out August 30th. It’s called In My Time: A Personal and Political Memoir
TOP TEN REJECTED TITLES FOR THE DICK CHENEY’S MEMOIR
10. I’m Going to Kill You All
9. A Blast of Truth to Your Face
8. If You Don’t Buy This Book, @#$% You!
7. Life as a Cyborg
6. Crises, Hard Choices, and Secret Assassination Squads
5. The Only Thing I’m Sorry About Is Your Face
4. A Thick Book to Smack Terrorists in the Face with Between Waterboarding Sessions
3. I Didn’t Like You Either
2. Sponsored by Halliburton
And the number one rejected title for Dick Cheney’s memoir…
You’re Welcome!
(29 votes, average: 4.90 out of 5)
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May 20th, 2011 at 12:49 pm
- Please, Oh Please, Don’t Make Me Kill Again
May 20th, 2011 at 12:59 pm
My Midichlorians & Me – The Darth Cheney Saga
May 20th, 2011 at 1:02 pm
Pffft! Fred!
Lets go hunting!
I see you, Leahy!
May 20th, 2011 at 1:06 pm
Darth Cheney can strangle someone by simply raising his hand and breathing loudly.
May 20th, 2011 at 1:11 pm
Other rejected titles:
“Big Dick”
“I Have Craps Bigger Than Biden”
“Winning!”
May 20th, 2011 at 1:17 pm
“Tales from the Darkside” was taken
“The Undisclosed Location Was a Lair Inside of an Island Volcano” Too wordy
“You don’t Need a Biden if You’ve Got a Dick”
May 20th, 2011 at 1:17 pm
The Care abd Feeding of Genitically Raised Dinosaurs.
The Six Million Dollar Vice President
May 20th, 2011 at 1:45 pm
* Sorry I’m Late, I Was Taking a Crap: The Cheney Story
* I Am The Law by Dick Cheney with Sly Stallone
May 20th, 2011 at 1:54 pm
Big Dick Cheney
DemocRat Bangin” Dick Cheney
My Dick is bigger than Harry Reid’s Cheney
Joe Biden has no Dick Cheney
Hillary Clinton has a huge Dick Cheney
Michelle keeps Barack’s Dick in a lock box Cheney
May 20th, 2011 at 2:13 pm
* They Call Me Mister Cheney!
* “Dos Equis” Orginially Wanted Me.
May 20th, 2011 at 2:17 pm
Hey Marko…is that Cagney or a young CarrotTop?
May 20th, 2011 at 2:50 pm
Don’t insult Cagney that way!
May 20th, 2011 at 2:52 pm
“Bite My Shiny Metal Defibrillator”
“Now Witness The Firepower Of This Fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Vice-President”
“Yippie Ki Yay, Obama-Voter”
“I don’t feel the need the need to wipe everybody out. Just my enemies. That’s all.”
” I’m the VEEP, I run s#!+ around here. King Kong ain’t got s#!+ on me!”
Cheney is getting a little soft lately,
he had a liberal for dinner last week
WITHOUT torturing him first.
May 20th, 2011 at 2:54 pm
“Anger Management And Other Silly Ideas”
“Don’t Cross It! A guide to You, Dick Cheney and the line in the sand.”
“The Real Man’s Guide To Hunting Lawyers”
May 20th, 2011 at 3:36 pm
Robo-Veep
May 20th, 2011 at 3:49 pm
“Yippie Ki Yay, Obama-Voter”
“The Real Man’s Guide To Hunting Lawyers”
tie for the win and the future!
May 20th, 2011 at 4:01 pm
“Two and a Half Men” (The cover is a picture of Bush and Cheney leaving the White House with Barry in the background)
May 20th, 2011 at 4:37 pm
The Last Testament.
So Long, and You’re Welcome for All the Fish.
Teaching Homer Simpson New Choke Holds – Fatherhood in the New Century.
May 20th, 2011 at 4:54 pm
Hey, Barry I just took a big smelly Obama. Get over here and wipe my ass! By Dick Cheney!
May 20th, 2011 at 5:03 pm
-I enjoy bubble baths and romance novels….. NOT: The Dick Cheney Story
May 20th, 2011 at 7:48 pm
10. I’m Going to Kill You All
Nothing can top that one. Heh.
May 20th, 2011 at 11:47 pm
* Anti-terrorism For Dummies, by Dick Cheney
* Washington D.C.’s Guide To Dummies by Dick Cheney
* I’m Dick Cheney And You’re Probably A Dummy, by Dick Cheney
* Hey Dummy: Get Out Of My Country! by Dick Cheney
* How To Drop Dead for Dummies by Dick Cheney
* You’re A Dummy And You’re Dead by Dick Cheney
* Dumb, Dummy And Dead Dummy by Dick Cheney
May 21st, 2011 at 12:06 am
- You Have No Chance to Survive: Make Your Time
- The Great Divide: Buy My Book or Get Punched in the Face
- Dick Cheney: A Life Dedicated to Making Liberals Wet their Beds
- Your Only Defense Against the Death Squads I’ve Sent to Your House
May 21st, 2011 at 12:49 am
You Say “Death Squads” Like That’s A Bad Thing: Eight Years of Humorous Anecdotes from the War on Terror
May 21st, 2011 at 8:53 am
I Am Evil, Yes. (Why Glenn Reynolds, his blender and your puppies are the snooze alarm on my doomsday clock.)
May 21st, 2011 at 1:52 pm
My ICD is bigger than yours…
May 23rd, 2011 at 8:32 pm
And You Thought Nixon Was Tricky by Tricky Dick Cheney
May 23rd, 2011 at 10:28 pm
I’d rather be hit in the face with Dick Cheney’s shot that with Bill Clinton’s Wad.