Moon Nukers’ Enemies List: The View Grrls

Posted by Harvey on May 19, 2012 2:01 pm

Based on a suggestion by hwuu [High Praise!]

So… who else are the Moon Nukers ready to rumble with?

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10 Responses to “Moon Nukers’ Enemies List: The View Grrls”

1. coldguy says:
   May 19th, 2012 at 2:21 pm

   The Moononites!

2. zzyzx says:
   May 19th, 2012 at 2:28 pm

   The view girls (with one exception) haven’t been “girls” in better then 35 years.

3. Dohtimes says:
   May 19th, 2012 at 3:10 pm

   You can see Whoopi Goldberg’s ass from space but it is getting harder and harder to see space because of Whoopi Glodberg’s ass. And not just because watching The View makes most guys stab themselves in the eyes.

4. Son of Bob says:
   May 19th, 2012 at 3:35 pm

   I thought they were called “Dykes on Bikes.”

5. Mxymaster says:
   May 19th, 2012 at 8:32 pm

   I’ll pencil in ten minutes for whuppin’ View-girl ass, but I’ll be damned if I know what we’ll do with the other nine minutes and forty-five seconds.

6. Jimmy says:
   May 19th, 2012 at 10:41 pm

   Who else are we ready for?

   * OWS Communist punks.

   * The Democrat-controlled Senate.

   * Socialists, Communists, bleeding hearts, cry babies and gimmie con artists everywhere. Grow up, get a life, and start producing what you consume, idiots. Or get off our planet.

7. Bad Science says:
   May 20th, 2012 at 9:45 am

   Obie’s Bathtub Bombers? Sorry, except for short clips where people were making fun of him or showing how useless he was, I never watched Oberman, so I don’t know for sure. And I’m not positive I even know how to spell his name. Still, Frank’s got a couple of videos, you might see if he’ll let you borrow one of them (I like the longer one better myself) as an example.

8. mikee says:
   May 20th, 2012 at 4:10 pm

   Back when Star Wars first came out, I went and saw it at a movie theater. I loved the grand visual delight of the movie, up to the point where Luke blew up the Death Star.

   The explosion was done in atmosphere, with billowing clouds. The movie was lessened for me by that technical error. And teh semi-fix in the re-release and DVD versions years later weren’t satisfying, because Han shot first, and effing mitochondrians.

   After all, I had seen some years earlier than the movie the live televising of the launch from the moon of Apollo 15′s LEM, with the rocket exhaust going in straight lines out into the vacuum of space, tracing molecular vectors into infinity. THAT was how an explosion works in a vacuum, dadgumit!

   So I wonder if you would consider “fixing” your Nuke the Moon logo to remove the iconic atmospheric mushroom cloud and replace it with a more accurate representation of nuking the moon – an expanding hemisphere of heated plasma and erupting moon material.

   If you decide not to change a logo that has worked for you for years, I understand.
   You lazy anti-science slackers.

9. 5of7 says:
   May 21st, 2012 at 1:45 am

   The persons on the View are technically women (or wymyn – whatever) so this should be a job for the Moon Nukers biker mommas. Go get’em, ladies!

10. hwuu says:
    May 21st, 2012 at 2:13 pm

    Woot!

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