Moon Nuker Biker Gang Member Spotted in Iowa

Posted on June 13, 2012 7:02 pm

That would be Iowa Jim [High Praise!], who may be a touch fuzzy on the concept of “biker”. And “gang”:

But at least he knows how to look good.

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16 Responses to “Moon Nuker Biker Gang Member Spotted in Iowa”

  1. blarg says:

    what has been seen cannot be unseen…thanks for that image of bike shorts

  2. Jimmy says:

    He’s hiding something in the shirt.

    Plus, that’s a pretty steep mountain there – in Iowa. The only other place I’ve seen mountains like that is in Wisconsin.

  3. BillyRayBob says:

    I used to have a pair of them spandex biker shorts with the gel padding in the seat.
    I found that if I wore them backwards the chicks went wild.

  4. Basil says:


  5. ussjimmycarter says:

    BillyRayBob, the potato goes in the FRONT of your jeans not the BACK. Always a useful hint when going for the Dames!

  6. Iowa Jim says:

    Jimmy –

    The pockets contain:

    left – money and keys (the keys are a vestige from the times that I lived in a place where I locked my house, which I don’t anymore)
    center – spare tube with a long-stem valve, to help out other cyclists with punctured tubes and rims that require long-stem valves
    right – spare tube with a valve of ordinary length, to help out other cyclists with punctured tubes who don’t need tubes with long-stem valves
    (I have another tube in my seat pack)

    The hills in Iowa are actually quite steep, although they rarely go on for more than half a mile or so at a time.

    Basil –

    Absolutely right. I look like two different people grafted together at the waist. Slender upper body, and a really big butt and thighs.

  7. Genghis Khen says:

    @Iowa Jim – getting ready for RAGBRAI?

  8. JeremyB says:

    What blag said

  9. Iowa Jim says:

    Gengis Khen –

    Just doing some riding. I have an invitation to ride the leg from Marshalltown to Iowa City this year as an unofficial participant. I’m not sure whether I’m going to do it. I don’t much like riding with large groups of people (a large group being more than two other people).

  10. Harvey says:

    See? Told you he was fuzzy on the “gang” concept 😀

  11. Jimmy says:

    It looks like you ride a lot of bike, Jim. Not me, however. But I do ride a lot of hoe.

    (Oh, come on! In the garden! Get your mind out of the dirt, ussjimmycarter!)

  12. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    A couple of suggestions for ‘Nuker rides which split the difference between Jim and SAMCRO:

  13. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    A suggestion for ‘Nuker rides that split the difference between Jim and SAMCRO:

  14. Crabby Old Bat says:

    Thanks for keeping the highways scenic, Iowa Jim! Also, good on ya for not letting Spandex frighten you away from exercise. That’s always been MY excuse for shunning any activities more strenuous than lifting a pound of bacon into the shopping cart.

  15. Iowa Jim says:

    Thank you, Crabby Old Bat! As it happens, bike shorts are quite an appropriate choice for bicycle riding; they’re far more comfortable
    than any other clothing.

  16. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    Three more potential ‘Nuker gang “bikes”:

    Line ’em up for a run.

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