[High Praise! to ComradeChairmanObama]
Not to steal Basil’s thunder, but I thought CCO had a pretty good list going in the comments, and I wouldn’t want you Nukers to miss out on it:
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* When a Democrat says “fair share”, he means “we’re going to rob the rich blind and give it to our favorite charity – us!”.
* When a Democrat says “The Rich”, he means “All those people who are doing so much better than we are financially and are insanely jealous of so we’ll make them pay their fair share!”.
* When a Democrat says “racist!”, he means “I’ll teach you to disagree with me!”.
* When Democrats say “Bi-partisan”, they mean “Our way or the highway”.
* When a Democrat says “that’s offensive” (i.e., Obama regarding leak allegations), he means “I’ll teach you to point out my: 1) stupidity; 2) separation from reality; 3) over-all suckage; 4) illegal activity.
* When a Democrat says “hate/hate crime”, he means “how dare you point out our complete and utter moral terpitude!”.
* When a Democrat says “I’m sorry”, he means “I’m so very, very, truly and sincerely sorry I got caught, and I’m only apologizing because there’s absolutely no possible way to spin this”.
* When a Democrat says “It’s Bush’s fault!”, he means “It’s Bush’s fault” [a Democrat saying what he means – a true rarity].
* When a Democrat says “tolerance”, he means “tolerance for any behavior except anything remotely Judeo-Christian in nature”.
* When a Democrat says “Patriotic”, he means…..uh……ummm…..hmm. Now THAT’S a real melon-scratcher.
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When a Democrat says “patriotic”, he means “helpful to our election prospects in November”.
When a Democrat says “patriotic” it means he’s quoting a Republican, and doing it with a sarcastic voice and one hand circling his left ear.
When Democrat say “shovel-ready jobs,” they know damn well that no shovels are involved.
When Democrat say “infrastructure spending,” they mean money for their district so they get reelected.
When Democrats say “compassion,” they really mean ‘statutory privilege.’
When Democrats say “equal opportunity” they mean the white person doesn’t get the job.
When a Democrat says “Why do you hate _______?” (put in whatever you like), what he means is “I have lost the argument.”
When a Demoncrat says ” We have a mandate from the American people” they mean that pinko commies agree with them.