Who Is the Oldest Moon Nuker?

Posted on June 5, 2012 9:07 pm

In response to Frank [Happy Birthday Week!] confessing that he’s but a wet-behind-the-ears pup born in 1979, Moon Nuker 4of7 [High Praise!] asks:

Who is the oldest Moon Nuker?

Not by age, but by the number of Presidents you’ve lived under?

I’ll start: Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush, and the current occupant.

I can’t compete with that. I didn’t pop out until Johnson. My mom says I used to cry a lot back in those days. Probably because we had a Democrat President.

What about you guys?

UPDATE: While we’re at it, who’s the youngest pup in this here pound?

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56 Responses to “Who Is the Oldest Moon Nuker?”

  1. Wodeshed says:

    I was born under the Eisenhower moon as well.

  2. Sharky says:

    Well, I’m with 4of7 in the Prez count. Started with Ike in 1956.

  3. TheFlyingPhoton says:

    Was 4of7 dead for 8 years in the 80s?

  4. Harvey says:

    TFP – Yes, but he got better.

    Anyway, I fixed the list for him.

  5. DrRiff says:

    How the heck did he forget Reagan in that list? – I’m from Kennedy forward.

  6. Harvey says:

    DrRiff – He was born under Ike. At his age, he’s lucky he can remember his own name!

    *dodges orthopedic shoe thrown by 4of7*

  7. Jimmy says:

    Truman. If there’s a Roosevelt here I’ll just chew on some granite.

  8. Jimmy says:

    Harvey, once we do figure out who the old guys are (okay, gals too), we’re forming our own “Old Moon Guy Nuker’s club” … the “OMG!-Nukers” or something equally stupid.

  9. Son of Bob says:

    Define “lived.” Do the Carter years count? How about the Obama years?

  10. 4of7 says:

    Lived = survived.
    8 years under Reagan was a whole other experience.
    Shame, Shame on me!
    I blame obama, he’s screwed up the country so bad, I can’t even remember the good times any more!
    (Michelle said he’d rewrite history, I just didn’t think he’d start with my personal memories!)

    Has anybody seen my orthopedic shoe?

  11. Travelwise42 says:

    When I was born
    the war was on…in 1942!
    We didn’t have moon nukes, we had to throw stones.
    I was 10 when Elizabeth became Queen and Roosevelt had a wheel chair and smoked with a cigarette holder!
    I’ve got socks older than Frank J (but they’re not near as funny).

  12. Keln says:

    I’m the same age as Frank J…so not the oldest.

  13. Jimmy says:

    Travelwise42 is one of “The Old Ones” (deep voice).

    But there can’t possibly any Hoover’s here!

  14. Mike says:

    I was born under LBJ, but just 24 days after my birth he announced he would not run again. Too bad I wasn’t born this year LOL

  15. PatriotMomofTwo says:

    Nixon.
    And, thanks. You are all making me feel so young. **hug**

  16. BillyRayBob says:

    1954 for me. I too liked Ike, but usually associate him with breast feeding.

  17. Burt says:

    I can remember asking a Neighbor lady what the LS/MFT meant on her pack of Lucky Strikes. She explained that it stood for Lord Save Me From Truman.

  18. Denise says:

    I was hatched 3 months before Ike’s reelection, back when we only had 48 states instead of 57.

  19. Mongo says:

    Truman. He dropped the bombs and got my stepfather to Japan as a tourist from Okinawa. Hell of a lot better than the first plan. First president I remember was Ike and the “I Like Ike” buttons my family had.

  20. Mongo says:

    BTW, it is 6 June. Remember D-Day in your prayers.

  21. Andy says:

    I don’t win. Eisenhower.

  22. Iowa Jim says:

    Truman – born with six months and six days left in the term to which he was elected.

  23. Basil says:

    I’m an Ike baby. Truman babies Iowa Jim, Mongo, Burt (apparently), and Jimmy, and Roosevelt baby Travelwise42 have me beat. Then, again, it looks like Travelwise42 has us all beat.

    It seems that many of us can remember when, if we wanted to nuke the moon, we could have hand-delivered it, set the timer, and left.

  24. Terry_Jim says:

    Ike. born the day before JFK was elected.
    Get.
    Off.
    My.
    Lawn.

  25. tomg51 says:

    Ike’s first term.

  26. tomg51 says:

    Suddenly I miss using Mercury-head dimes for lunch money.

  27. Mongo says:

    tomg51, no kidding. Also spending “wheatie” pennies at the confectionary for licorice and candy button strips. Duncan yo-yos….

  28. hwuu says:

    JFK’s ineptness made me Colicky. I would protest by throwing food and occupying my highchair.

  29. Bad Science says:

    I was born either just before or just after JFK bought it, I don’t remember which, I was pretty young back then.

  30. Rayfan87 says:

    Damn, I’m one if the youngest here. Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush, Obummer. Yes, the ’87′ in my name has a meaning.

  31. Jimmy says:

    Why do I have the suspicion that people over 40 are in the majority here?

  32. FormerHostage says:

    4 of 7 and I are tied!

    But I look better!

  33. Ernie Loco says:

    Hey, I’m representing the “young” crowd here. (at least, young compared to all you old fogies!) I was born during the glorious tenure of Ronaldus Maximus in 84. I like to think my birth presaged Reagan’s annihilation of Mondale later in the year.

  34. Harvey says:

    Jimmy – ok, I’ll go invite the yunguns to speak up…

  35. Justsomebody says:

    Ditto to Eisenhower thru current occupant aka “Jackass”.

  36. kshoosh86 says:

    Oh look, there are some ppl my generation in here! I’m of the young’un crowd too – born on the 42nd anniversary of D-Day, under the administration of that crazy tea-party radical Reagan.

  37. Granny Boo says:

    Eisenhower, middle of 1st term. I sat up in my crib and said “I like Ike, but couldn’t you have drafted Taft?”
    Yes, we Seasoned Citizens are the majority here, and everywhere. For a while longer, anyway.

  38. Greg says:

    I was born just before the Cuban Missile Crisis. My mom said the Russians put nukes in Cuba in preparation for a pre-emptive strike against me cause they were afraid of my awesome commie punching ability. Just like Voldemort trying to kill Harry Potter.

  39. jw says:

    truman here, too.

  40. Dan says:

    Might be me.

    I was born a month before Reagan’s relection. Presidents are nice…too bad they stopped after Bush II.

  41. hwuu says:

    I’m guessing Marco remembers “the big War”.

  42. seanmahair says:

    Jimmy I want to join.
    I don’t remember Eisenhower but he was president when I was born (back when dinosaurs still ruled the earth, seat belts didn’t exist in cars and when you wanted to talk to someone you put pen to paper -we didn’t own a phone or TV. I know ancient of days)

  43. Jimmy says:

    You’re in, Seamahairmababy!

  44. Jimmy says:

    One other comment: I think it’s terrific that young and old blog/comment together here without being very aware of our vast age differences. IMAO: no generation gap!

  45. Les says:

    Ditto, Jimmy. I’d thought the majority around here were much younger than I, from the Kennedian era. I’ll bet my dad had most of y’all’s beat, though — born during the Benjamin Harrison administration.

  46. Corona says:

    I’m an Ike baby. “Let’s get busy!”

  47. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush, and then DEMOCRACY ENDED…MAN!

  48. NO_MO_BAMA says:

    and my mother worked hard to elect George McGovern…… BOTH my parents went to Harvard (aka Radcliffe) you know, Harvard, the ones who aren’t racist/sexists, they had a separate but equal school for years and even hired a woman of color in the 80′s or 90′s! No wonder i turned out like I did : /

  49. Frye says:

    Clinton, Clinton, Bush, Bush, and that one guy

    You guys are old…

  50. Harvey says:

    *gives Snausage to the little pup*

  51. Pringle says:

    I’ll take the prize for the youngest moon nuker here. Born during the gag filled days of clinton. I feel really young now.

  52. Harvey says:

    I think Pringle’s lying about his age. He didn’t spell any of his words with numbers.

  53. Jimmy says:

    This is a good place to return to for secret messages between members of “OMG!-Nukers.”

  54. Supertink says:

    I was born the year Reagan was elected to his first term. I refuse to say Carter’s last year.

  55. TheFlyingPhoton says:

    I was born during Reagan’s second term.

  56. Harvey says:

    TFP – Coincidentally, I joined the Navy during Reagan’s second term and protected you from Soviet communism.

    Sincerely, I want to thank you for being one of the American citizens who were worth protecting. The only thing that kept me going some days was knowing that I had a beautiful, free, prosperous, first-world country to come home to when my hitch was up.

    Never stop fighting for it.

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