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Huge post-election stock-market plunge. Obama…

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  1. Blames it on Bush . . . no wait, that excuse is getting old even for him.

    He goes golfing. . . no, been there and done that too.

    Announces that the country is the subject of a merger battle with the US destined to become a wholly owned subsidary of another country. Leading contenders are Cuba and Venezuela, due to their similar economic policies, China since they hold so much of the debt the deal would be self-financing, and Canada because they all got drunk on Molson over the weekend (but only if the deal closes before they sober up).

    If the merger doesn’t work out, he can blame it on the blood suckers at Bain Capital that thought up the merger strategy in the first place.

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  2. …with his first semi-lucid action invests trillions of borrowed dollars in buggy whip manufacturing. Also tells America through his newly appointed spokesperson, Sarah Jessica Parker, that the shovel ready jobs are coming soon.

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  3. Huge post-election stock-market plunge. Obama…declared it a good thing because if stock prices go way down…more Americans can buy stocks! (Admit it, that DOES sound like his grasp of economics)

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  4. …said, “sounds about right.”
    …put his pinky to the corner of his mouth and said, “why make the market go down billions when I can make it go down…trillions.”
    …wondered aloud, “what do those numbers mean, anyway?”

    (bacon to dill…I’m slightly angry I was here too late)

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