Straight Line of the Day: Huge Post-Election Stock Market Plunge. Obama…

Posted on November 12, 2012 12:00 pm

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Huge post-election stock-market plunge. Obama…

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  1. Iowa Jim says:

    . . . blames it on the problems that he inherited from Bush, of course.

  2. James says:

    Blames it on Bush . . . no wait, that excuse is getting old even for him.

    He goes golfing. . . no, been there and done that too.

    Announces that the country is the subject of a merger battle with the US destined to become a wholly owned subsidary of another country. Leading contenders are Cuba and Venezuela, due to their similar economic policies, China since they hold so much of the debt the deal would be self-financing, and Canada because they all got drunk on Molson over the weekend (but only if the deal closes before they sober up).

    If the merger doesn’t work out, he can blame it on the blood suckers at Bain Capital that thought up the merger strategy in the first place.

  3. Silverfiddle says:

    … tells Wall Street they’re on their own since he doesn’t need campaign cash anymore.

  4. tanstaafl says:

    sells america short

  5. AwesometificAmerican says:

    …steeples his fingers together and says, “Excellent”

  6. Apostic says:

    …balmes it on the last guy who was elected President. Oh, wait….

  7. rodney dill says:

    …started printing Woodrow Wilsons again.

  8. rodney dill says:

    …said I’m gonna bring Al Qaeda back from the dead, and I’m gonna kill GM.

  9. rodney dill says:

    told the GOP, ‘All your base are belong to us.’

  10. Dohtimes says:

    …with his first semi-lucid action invests trillions of borrowed dollars in buggy whip manufacturing. Also tells America through his newly appointed spokesperson, Sarah Jessica Parker, that the shovel ready jobs are coming soon.

  11. rodney dill says:

    …named Dean Winters as secretary of Treasury.

  12. rodney dill says:

    …published his advice on how to make a small forturne on Wall Street. — (start with a large one)

  13. notacommy says:

    Hollywood Hussein creates a new cabinet position.
    BHHO appoints Mitt Romney to Secretary of Dog Handler

  14. Apostic says:

    …can, in this one instance, honestly say his presidency is not all “bull.”

  15. CarolyntheMommy says:

    …. laughed maniacally, drummed his fingers together, and said, “It’s all part of my master plan!” No really, he actually did that.

  16. SOYLENT GREEN says:

    Appoints new “Market Czar” to outsource all remaining assets…because it’s fair.

  17. Son of Bob says:

    …checks another item off his to-do list.

  18. CarolyntheMommy says:

    … immediately tantrumed and screamed, “DON’T THEY KNOW HOW AWESOME I AM?!”

    … immediately complained to MSNBC about how racist it is.

  19. Marc says:

    …states “I didn’t do that, somebody else made that happen.”

  20. tomg51 says:

    …taxes the losses

  21. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …told the 99% they need to occupy harder.

  22. Dohtimes says:

    …rolls a doughnut down a hill and says “Hey, I just named that doughnut ‘America’, now watch me fly”.

    …induced me to write the worst joke ever.

  23. rodney dill says:

    just changed his name do Daddy Morebucks.

  24. Mike says:

    Kept on fiddling.

  25. CTCompromise says:

    Huge post-election stock-market plunge. Obama…declared it a good thing because if stock prices go way down…more Americans can buy stocks! (Admit it, that DOES sound like his grasp of economics)

  26. CTCompromise says:

    Huge post-election stock-market plunge. Obama…didn’t notice because he was planning his next vacation.

  27. Bob in Feenicks says:

    …claimed stock prices were bowing to him.

  28. CTCompromise says:

    Huge post-election stock-market plunge. Obama…attributed it to so many people being busy out buying guns, not watching the market.

  29. CTCompromise says:

    Huge post-election stock-market plunge. Obama…didn’t take the hint.

  30. rodney dill says:

    received a phone call that Blue Horseshoe no longer loves Anacott Steel.

  31. archangel says:

    …said, “sounds about right.”
    …put his pinky to the corner of his mouth and said, “why make the market go down billions when I can make it go down…trillions.”
    …wondered aloud, “what do those numbers mean, anyway?”

    (bacon to dill…I’m slightly angry I was here too late)

  32. Steve H says:

    …decided all stocks should be the same (fair) price, minus a modest tax.

  33. rodney dill says:

    @archangel: Thanks archangel, but I have to offer bacon to tanstaafl in #4, (though in that case it wouldn’t be free bacon)

  34. RAML says:

    claimed stockmarket not fair anyway

  35. Writer says:

    Requisitioned a violin.

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