Writing This Disqualifies You From Speaking on Gun Control

Posted on February 4, 2013 4:00 pm

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8 Responses to “Writing This Disqualifies You From Speaking on Gun Control”

  1. JAGernaut says:

    “allows the weapon to be used as a spear”

    Liberals don’t even know the difference between a spear and a lance – why would we expect them to know the difference between semi-automatic and fully-automatic?

  2. John says:

    Great. Now I have no where to put my sling…

  3. Bunkerhillbilly says:

    …it doesn’t change the function of the rifle, but can add an intimidating presence

    Erm…kinda like Brock Lesnar, high on meth, menacingly revving a chainsaw?

  4. Vaktatunnen says:

    Now I’m confused. Does this mean I have to start attaching the sling to that thingy on the front of my Yugo SKS?

  5. Son of Bob says:

    So, basically just a fine example that there are undoubtedly plenty of other falsehoods printed in that paper every day that we don’t take the time to check if they have an F-ing clue…

  6. Oppo says:

    Saying *this* should also disqualify one:

    “Joe Biden exceeded today’s gaffe quota at a campaign event in Las Vegas, asking twice if anyone in the crowd knew someone who served in “Iraq or Iran,” then saying in a reference to Paul Ryan’s book Young Guns, “unfortunately the bullets are aimed at you.”

    (- Margaret Hartmann, New York magazine’s Daily Intelligencer, 10/18/12)

  7. Thor says:

    So…it doesn’t change the function of the rifle…except that it does. It’s now more lethal in the hands of a trained bayonet fighter.

    Drill SGT: There are two types of bayonet fighters! What are they?
    Enlistees: The Quick! And the Dead!

    DS: What kind are you?
    E: The Quick!
    DS: I can’t hear yooooou!!!
    E: THE QUICK!
    DS: And what are THEY?
    E: The DEAD!! The DEAD!! The DEAD!!

    DS: Hoo-aah!

    …And then a Q&A on what makes grass grow (BLOOD!), and what makes the grass green (GUTS!!) would inevitably follow.

    God, I loved Basic Training!!

  8. CharlieDelta says:

    It must have been written by Carolyn McCarthy after she showed us how smart she was with “…the shoulder thing that goes up…”

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